I've decided.. enuf abt me.. lets read sum jokes to lighten up da day instead!! YEA!
Chocolate Ice Cream
A man walked into an ice cream shop...
Man: I'd like some chocolate ice cream.
Scooper: I'm sorry sir, but we're out of chocolate. Would you like something else?
Man: Yes, I'd like some chocolate ice cream.
Scooper: I'm sorry, but we don't have that. Would you like to try a different flavor?
Man: Um... yes. I'd like some chocolate ice cream.
Scooper: We don't have that. How about a different kind of ice cream?
Man: I'll have some chocolate ice cream.
Scooper: Look, Mister, can you spell the “van” in vanilla?
Man: V-A-N.
Scooper: Can you spell the “straw” in strawberry?
Man: S-T-R-A-W.
Scooper: Can you spell the “fuck” in chocolate?
Man: But there is no “fuck” in chocolate!
Scooper: That's what I've been trying to tell you!
The Proxy Father
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, ''I'm off. The man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ''Good morning, madam. You don't know me but I've come to....''
''Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you,'' Mrs. Smith cut in.
''Really ?'' the photographer asked. ''Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies.''
''That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?'' asked Mrs. Smith, blushing.
''Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out.''
''Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me.''
''Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.''
''I hope we can get this over with quickly,'' gasped Mrs. Smith.
''Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure.''
''Don't I know!'' Mrs. Smith exclaimed. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. ''This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London.''
''Oh my god!!'', Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
''And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'' The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture. ''She was difficult ?'' asked Mrs. Smith. ''Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look.''
''Four and five deep?'' asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
''Yes,'' the photographer said.
''And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in.'' Mrs. Smith leaned forward.
''You mean they actually chewed on your, eh......equipment ?''
''That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work.''
''Tripod??'', Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now.
''Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam ? Madam?..... Good Lord, she's fainted!''
Grosser Than Gross - Pudding
What's grosser than gross?
Dreaming about eating chocolate pudding, and waking up with a spoon in your butt!
Enjoy! (NOT DA CHOCOLATE PUDDING)
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
If only everyday is a sunday...
Sunday is my family cum relac cum darling day...
I always make it a point to have family dinner or lunch cos without family, i am nothing..
Plus now sunday is da only day where i can slp as late as i want.. Relac only.. shiok..
And darling joins me aft her tuition too..
So my sundays are packed everyweek already..
I was so excited last sunday cos i tot, FINALLY.. da W850i phone is mine!!
MUHAHAHA...
But sadly, da counter person told me, NO MORE STOCK!!
SIAN!
I tell u, its such a good phone dat every1 is buying it.. till no stock.. see.. i got good taste.. haha
I went fish & co. at TM for lunch with mummy, sister and her bf.. I still loved da seafood platter for 2.. nice... But i tink fish & co. cld close down sooner or later.. I went there at lunch time and dere were very little ppl, compared to last time.. Cos seriously speaking, fish & co., is nt cheap and da standards are dropping.... I look across fish n co. , even da teppanyaki has more customers den fish & co. Dey shld lower da price man but not da quantity.. if not.. bye bye fishy!!
While eating, my mum struck me a deal, i pay half for my new hp.. i was like NO WAY!! but no choice, cos its a $500 phone.. hiaz... dere goes my spending spree money.. Hope my mum will jus pay for da whole thing.. YES!! COs my pay is pathetic.. $500.. I pay half, i left $250.. dats not alot.. I cant buy all my wants with dat.. den minus tithe left $200, haven minus building fund plus offering.. wa.. sian.. I tink i just nice go eat prata liao.. 1 egg 1 bomb den left $0 liao..
SIAN!
Woke up late for work on mon.. woke up at 8am.. SHIT.. decided to take MC since i had abit of sore throat.. I rather pay for MC den go sit "limo" to work again! In de end i paid almost da same.. $20 bucks for medicaiton n consultation.. same as taking limo.. but at least i can rest at home! yea.. so shiok.. stay home n watch movie n play games.. yes la!!
LIGHT UP, LIGHT UP.. AS IF U HAD A CHOICE.. EVEN IF U CANNOT HEAR MY VOICE..
I"LL BE RIGHT BESIDE YOU DEAR..
I always make it a point to have family dinner or lunch cos without family, i am nothing..
Plus now sunday is da only day where i can slp as late as i want.. Relac only.. shiok..
And darling joins me aft her tuition too..
So my sundays are packed everyweek already..
I was so excited last sunday cos i tot, FINALLY.. da W850i phone is mine!!
MUHAHAHA...
But sadly, da counter person told me, NO MORE STOCK!!
SIAN!
I tell u, its such a good phone dat every1 is buying it.. till no stock.. see.. i got good taste.. haha
I went fish & co. at TM for lunch with mummy, sister and her bf.. I still loved da seafood platter for 2.. nice... But i tink fish & co. cld close down sooner or later.. I went there at lunch time and dere were very little ppl, compared to last time.. Cos seriously speaking, fish & co., is nt cheap and da standards are dropping.... I look across fish n co. , even da teppanyaki has more customers den fish & co. Dey shld lower da price man but not da quantity.. if not.. bye bye fishy!!
While eating, my mum struck me a deal, i pay half for my new hp.. i was like NO WAY!! but no choice, cos its a $500 phone.. hiaz... dere goes my spending spree money.. Hope my mum will jus pay for da whole thing.. YES!! COs my pay is pathetic.. $500.. I pay half, i left $250.. dats not alot.. I cant buy all my wants with dat.. den minus tithe left $200, haven minus building fund plus offering.. wa.. sian.. I tink i just nice go eat prata liao.. 1 egg 1 bomb den left $0 liao..
SIAN!
Woke up late for work on mon.. woke up at 8am.. SHIT.. decided to take MC since i had abit of sore throat.. I rather pay for MC den go sit "limo" to work again! In de end i paid almost da same.. $20 bucks for medicaiton n consultation.. same as taking limo.. but at least i can rest at home! yea.. so shiok.. stay home n watch movie n play games.. yes la!!
LIGHT UP, LIGHT UP.. AS IF U HAD A CHOICE.. EVEN IF U CANNOT HEAR MY VOICE..
I"LL BE RIGHT BESIDE YOU DEAR..
Now is the time...
Time for a sat update..
Sat was damm fun!!! WOOHOO.. its been years since i enjoyed playing soccer at nite with friends.. and i meant like 12am at nite and not 7pm or 9pm.. We went to 85 aft svc to eat.. WOOHOO.. its been sooo long since i went there to eat.. and da bak chor mee is still good.. I was quite bloated in de end.. Thanks to me,myself and I for not being specific and also for da carrot cake uncle taking advantage of me.. I ordered a big bowl of bak chor mee cos i very long nvr eat.. Den i wanted to eat da carrot cake.. black one.. i wanted a $2 one.. But i din tell da uncle i wanted a $2 one! SHit.. i just said.. "chai tao kwuay yi pan".. I tot normally they also give da smaller one.. SO in de end no choice.. i had to eat $3 carrot cake.. so its $6 worth of food down my stomach!.. I was bloated man!
We saw N155 on da way dere.. We saw Barney, i mean amos.. haha.. Unfortunately.. we also saw "SHYT", as quoted by mat, over there eating also.. Man i tell u, "SHYT" had horrible taste in guys.. "SHYT's" guy looked like sum young lad who haven gone thru puberty man.. *pei hor*.. compared to da great MAT, no fight man.. Well.. i guess da term "SHYT" is an understatement for "SHYT" den.. LOL..
Aft we ate, we decided to joga at shell together.. me,nickay,mat,hp.. wa.. damm funny man.. laugh alot la.. We laughed so hard while playing soccer, until da neighbour dere shouted out of his room "can u pls quieten down... i'll call da police!".. He was just scaring us.. cos he din even show his face.. haha.. So in de end we sat down, talked abt many things, like giving offerings and also things dat i nvr hrd of in my life.. things unseen by my carnal eyes... things dat shocked me..
We talked abt several ppl.. mostly nickay was sharing his experience with me abt these ppl.. whom i shall not name.. And i was BLOODY shocked.. I was in a state of shock for almost 15mins.. tat was all i cld tink of.. "shocked! shocked! shocked!".. Da blow from these news was equivalent to telling me i had cancer! It was a revelation abt da real side of those ppl, instead of their happy normal life... Its like when u see them, they are normal ppl, always smiling, friendly to you but lo and behold, a book cant be judge by its cover.. Aft 15mins being in dat state of shock, pity and sadness filled my heart for the victims affected by these ppl.. But i told nickay, dat no 1 is perfect, even pst kong has his mistakes, he always shares with us dat he is a very demanding leader and scolds his pastors alot.. So even pst is not perfect, wat more us?? Its hard to forgive, and harder to forget, but we must still do it.. For God loved each and every1 of us, so must we..
I tot of revealing this to one of da victims, whom i regard now as one of my "ex friend", but i cant, cos this stuff were not meant to be revealed.. I cant betray da trust that was given to me..
Yet, i cldnt bare to see my "ex friend" living in deception.. It hurts me to noe stuff like dat.. I realised dat da worst kind of news is not those dat affects u physically, for e.g "u fractured a bone or u sprained ur back", but rather, it is da news da affects u emotionally.. For physical healing, u can predict da time for it to heal, but for emotional healing, nthing is predictable.. I pray that God open my "ex friend's" eyes to see that what my "ex friend" is waiting for, is not worthwhile at all..
Well one good thing abt da talk is dat at least i clear sum myths abt "da christmas story"... :)
Actually i had a lot of talks with friends.. I had one with zee on fri also.. It was abit of a sad story also.. I shall not reveal da details.. But at least aft i talked to her, she saw da light at de end of da tunnel.. I hear abt her problem, i realised dat, friends play an impt part in ur life, they will make or break u.. I thank God for my friends.. Cos they offer me advises.. A good friend is one who says out whats wrong with you, in ur face cos they have da best intention for u.. and all i want to say to zee is "i'm here to support u.. dats what friends do.. u can do it.."
Da truth abt friendship can be summed up in this phrase, "i'll be ur friend, if u be my friend" cos friendship is two way, not a one way.. Be sure u have a friend today!!
Aft all these talks i had, i can tell u one thing, having a deep conversation, not politics talk, but with emotional talks, is nice.. I had a great time on sat.. Lets do it again nxt sat.. SIMPANG!!
BTW, a special shout out to my darling, u can do it for ur o's!!!
Sat was damm fun!!! WOOHOO.. its been years since i enjoyed playing soccer at nite with friends.. and i meant like 12am at nite and not 7pm or 9pm.. We went to 85 aft svc to eat.. WOOHOO.. its been sooo long since i went there to eat.. and da bak chor mee is still good.. I was quite bloated in de end.. Thanks to me,myself and I for not being specific and also for da carrot cake uncle taking advantage of me.. I ordered a big bowl of bak chor mee cos i very long nvr eat.. Den i wanted to eat da carrot cake.. black one.. i wanted a $2 one.. But i din tell da uncle i wanted a $2 one! SHit.. i just said.. "chai tao kwuay yi pan".. I tot normally they also give da smaller one.. SO in de end no choice.. i had to eat $3 carrot cake.. so its $6 worth of food down my stomach!.. I was bloated man!
We saw N155 on da way dere.. We saw Barney, i mean amos.. haha.. Unfortunately.. we also saw "SHYT", as quoted by mat, over there eating also.. Man i tell u, "SHYT" had horrible taste in guys.. "SHYT's" guy looked like sum young lad who haven gone thru puberty man.. *pei hor*.. compared to da great MAT, no fight man.. Well.. i guess da term "SHYT" is an understatement for "SHYT" den.. LOL..
Aft we ate, we decided to joga at shell together.. me,nickay,mat,hp.. wa.. damm funny man.. laugh alot la.. We laughed so hard while playing soccer, until da neighbour dere shouted out of his room "can u pls quieten down... i'll call da police!".. He was just scaring us.. cos he din even show his face.. haha.. So in de end we sat down, talked abt many things, like giving offerings and also things dat i nvr hrd of in my life.. things unseen by my carnal eyes... things dat shocked me..
We talked abt several ppl.. mostly nickay was sharing his experience with me abt these ppl.. whom i shall not name.. And i was BLOODY shocked.. I was in a state of shock for almost 15mins.. tat was all i cld tink of.. "shocked! shocked! shocked!".. Da blow from these news was equivalent to telling me i had cancer! It was a revelation abt da real side of those ppl, instead of their happy normal life... Its like when u see them, they are normal ppl, always smiling, friendly to you but lo and behold, a book cant be judge by its cover.. Aft 15mins being in dat state of shock, pity and sadness filled my heart for the victims affected by these ppl.. But i told nickay, dat no 1 is perfect, even pst kong has his mistakes, he always shares with us dat he is a very demanding leader and scolds his pastors alot.. So even pst is not perfect, wat more us?? Its hard to forgive, and harder to forget, but we must still do it.. For God loved each and every1 of us, so must we..
I tot of revealing this to one of da victims, whom i regard now as one of my "ex friend", but i cant, cos this stuff were not meant to be revealed.. I cant betray da trust that was given to me..
Yet, i cldnt bare to see my "ex friend" living in deception.. It hurts me to noe stuff like dat.. I realised dat da worst kind of news is not those dat affects u physically, for e.g "u fractured a bone or u sprained ur back", but rather, it is da news da affects u emotionally.. For physical healing, u can predict da time for it to heal, but for emotional healing, nthing is predictable.. I pray that God open my "ex friend's" eyes to see that what my "ex friend" is waiting for, is not worthwhile at all..
Well one good thing abt da talk is dat at least i clear sum myths abt "da christmas story"... :)
Actually i had a lot of talks with friends.. I had one with zee on fri also.. It was abit of a sad story also.. I shall not reveal da details.. But at least aft i talked to her, she saw da light at de end of da tunnel.. I hear abt her problem, i realised dat, friends play an impt part in ur life, they will make or break u.. I thank God for my friends.. Cos they offer me advises.. A good friend is one who says out whats wrong with you, in ur face cos they have da best intention for u.. and all i want to say to zee is "i'm here to support u.. dats what friends do.. u can do it.."
Da truth abt friendship can be summed up in this phrase, "i'll be ur friend, if u be my friend" cos friendship is two way, not a one way.. Be sure u have a friend today!!
Aft all these talks i had, i can tell u one thing, having a deep conversation, not politics talk, but with emotional talks, is nice.. I had a great time on sat.. Lets do it again nxt sat.. SIMPANG!!
BTW, a special shout out to my darling, u can do it for ur o's!!!
Guess who's back.. back again.. Jerry's back.. tell a friend..
Yea.. U must be wondering.. EH! Why Jerry nvr update his blog... He normally updates regularly u noe...
Well folks.. Its becos i only update when i'm in da office.. COs i like to waste time in da office..
DEN y u yst nvr update??
Well, yst i took MC.. so nvr come work.. so no update..
OHH!!!
Yea.. so i'm back.. ready to blog alot more..
First and foremost.. i shall blog abt last friday..
Remember da time i went to da clinic with my boss.. Yea.. aft dat visit with her, i had to go there a few more times to collect more documents.. i went there a total of 4 times..
First time is with my boss..
Second time i went myself.. Da clinic is at shenton way.. So my colleague gave me da company ez link card den i took bus there.. It was quite shiok cos i just took my time.. This kind of errands are nice cos u can take ur time plus can go out for a walk.. rather den sit on da computer chair n rot!
Third time was HORRID!! My boss was in da office at dat time.. WA SWUAY! So i told her i had to go back to da clinic, den she asked me to WALK!! WTH!! WALK FROM CHINATOWN TO SHENTON WAY!! Da conversation went like dat..
Me: I got to go back to da clinic for more documents
Boss: Oh.. okay.. just walk there..
Me: walk??
Boss: yea.. walk there..
Me: oh okay..
WTH LA!!! Walk.. do i look like i need a long walk?? NO! Do i need a short walk? YES!!
Does my boss need a long walk?? DEFINITELY.. if not she gonna grow sooo fat, den when she jump for joy, she'll get stucked!!
So of cos i'm not so dumbed, i din walk.. i took bus.. used my OWN ezlink card.. CHEAPSKATE BOSS!! SO i decided to take even longer time to get back.. I purposely miss da first bus and take da 2nd bus dat comes.. btw, 1 bus takes ard 15mins to come.. so u can imagine how much time i waste.. When i went dere, da clinic was packed, not totally, but packed.. So da doctor forgot dat he was meeting me, i waited dere till almost every patient left.. haha.. so much for wasting time.. I just sat there, read newspaper as i waited.. shiok.. So i met him, got da documents, took da bus back, by the time i reach back office, it was time to leave.. YAY!!!
So da 3rd time, was last friday.. LUCKILY, my boss wasnt ard.. But i still wanted to waste time.. So i told my colleague dat i'll be walking dere.. Den he say dun be mad.. take da bus... So when i told him da boss ask me to walk there da previous time, he got shocked.. WHAT TO DO.. CHEAPSKATE BOSS is liddat 1.. Da most fortunate thing was dat, after i took da ez link from my colleague, my boss came back like 5mins after dat.. WA HENG AH!! As usual, i took my time, took da 2nd bus tat came, but this time i din have to wait long at da clinic.. So i decided dat i shld take da 2nd bus tat came to go back to da office.. hahaha.. In de end i missed my stop and i had cross over da overhead bridge to take back to my office.. hahaha.. wasted even more time.. by da time i got back, i cld pack up n leave liao.. HAHA!!
I swear i will write not to recommend this company for further attachments nxt time in my self evaluation.. Whoever comes here will just DIE.. literally DIE..
God bless my soul..
Well folks.. Its becos i only update when i'm in da office.. COs i like to waste time in da office..
DEN y u yst nvr update??
Well, yst i took MC.. so nvr come work.. so no update..
OHH!!!
Yea.. so i'm back.. ready to blog alot more..
First and foremost.. i shall blog abt last friday..
Remember da time i went to da clinic with my boss.. Yea.. aft dat visit with her, i had to go there a few more times to collect more documents.. i went there a total of 4 times..
First time is with my boss..
Second time i went myself.. Da clinic is at shenton way.. So my colleague gave me da company ez link card den i took bus there.. It was quite shiok cos i just took my time.. This kind of errands are nice cos u can take ur time plus can go out for a walk.. rather den sit on da computer chair n rot!
Third time was HORRID!! My boss was in da office at dat time.. WA SWUAY! So i told her i had to go back to da clinic, den she asked me to WALK!! WTH!! WALK FROM CHINATOWN TO SHENTON WAY!! Da conversation went like dat..
Me: I got to go back to da clinic for more documents
Boss: Oh.. okay.. just walk there..
Me: walk??
Boss: yea.. walk there..
Me: oh okay..
WTH LA!!! Walk.. do i look like i need a long walk?? NO! Do i need a short walk? YES!!
Does my boss need a long walk?? DEFINITELY.. if not she gonna grow sooo fat, den when she jump for joy, she'll get stucked!!
So of cos i'm not so dumbed, i din walk.. i took bus.. used my OWN ezlink card.. CHEAPSKATE BOSS!! SO i decided to take even longer time to get back.. I purposely miss da first bus and take da 2nd bus dat comes.. btw, 1 bus takes ard 15mins to come.. so u can imagine how much time i waste.. When i went dere, da clinic was packed, not totally, but packed.. So da doctor forgot dat he was meeting me, i waited dere till almost every patient left.. haha.. so much for wasting time.. I just sat there, read newspaper as i waited.. shiok.. So i met him, got da documents, took da bus back, by the time i reach back office, it was time to leave.. YAY!!!
So da 3rd time, was last friday.. LUCKILY, my boss wasnt ard.. But i still wanted to waste time.. So i told my colleague dat i'll be walking dere.. Den he say dun be mad.. take da bus... So when i told him da boss ask me to walk there da previous time, he got shocked.. WHAT TO DO.. CHEAPSKATE BOSS is liddat 1.. Da most fortunate thing was dat, after i took da ez link from my colleague, my boss came back like 5mins after dat.. WA HENG AH!! As usual, i took my time, took da 2nd bus tat came, but this time i din have to wait long at da clinic.. So i decided dat i shld take da 2nd bus tat came to go back to da office.. hahaha.. In de end i missed my stop and i had cross over da overhead bridge to take back to my office.. hahaha.. wasted even more time.. by da time i got back, i cld pack up n leave liao.. HAHA!!
I swear i will write not to recommend this company for further attachments nxt time in my self evaluation.. Whoever comes here will just DIE.. literally DIE..
God bless my soul..
Friday, October 27, 2006
SIAN!
I've been tinking damm long abt wat to blog.. Cos life during weekdays are just routines..
Wake up at 7am.. Snooze the alarm one or two times.. Finally wake up at 7.18am.. Bathe, prepare everything.. leave hse around 8am.. Take mrt to pasir ris so that can sit down.. either sleep, listen mp3, daydream or look ard for pretty gal.. eh... haha.. See da mrt crowd drop at city hall, raffles and tanjong pagar.. Drop at outram, walk to take NEL.. Come to office abt 5-10mins late.. Start replying my tagboard.. Surf other ppl blog..Tag them.. Surf soccernet.com or start blogging.. Start "work" at ard 10am.. Keep surfing da net, friendster or others.. Talk on msn.. Go lunch.. continue "work" and surf net.. keep waiting for 530 to come so dat can hurry leave.. Occasionally pissed off by the presence of my boss.. Go on da mrt.. very tired.. if managed to get a sit, den nap.. if not listen mp3.. reach home.. play com or watch tv.. by night time, gets tired n sleepy.. if possible, sleep early..
Darn bloody sian.. Cant wait to go back skool.. Thou dun really have friends in class.. but at least i'll have alot of free time.. Can meet up other friends during dat free time.. Can play soccer on sats.. so shiok..
Really cant wait for this attachment to end.. If can, i will pay the company my own wages and dun come already.. Dats how desperate i am..
Wake up at 7am.. Snooze the alarm one or two times.. Finally wake up at 7.18am.. Bathe, prepare everything.. leave hse around 8am.. Take mrt to pasir ris so that can sit down.. either sleep, listen mp3, daydream or look ard for pretty gal.. eh... haha.. See da mrt crowd drop at city hall, raffles and tanjong pagar.. Drop at outram, walk to take NEL.. Come to office abt 5-10mins late.. Start replying my tagboard.. Surf other ppl blog..Tag them.. Surf soccernet.com or start blogging.. Start "work" at ard 10am.. Keep surfing da net, friendster or others.. Talk on msn.. Go lunch.. continue "work" and surf net.. keep waiting for 530 to come so dat can hurry leave.. Occasionally pissed off by the presence of my boss.. Go on da mrt.. very tired.. if managed to get a sit, den nap.. if not listen mp3.. reach home.. play com or watch tv.. by night time, gets tired n sleepy.. if possible, sleep early..
Darn bloody sian.. Cant wait to go back skool.. Thou dun really have friends in class.. but at least i'll have alot of free time.. Can meet up other friends during dat free time.. Can play soccer on sats.. so shiok..
Really cant wait for this attachment to end.. If can, i will pay the company my own wages and dun come already.. Dats how desperate i am..
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Did you know...
1. Where do you hang your towel to dry aftershowering?
x In da oven.. eh... no la.. on my computer chair..
2. What kind of mouse pad do you have?
x I use recycled paper.. Seriously.. Thou i want to get a mouse pad soon.. I tink i said i want to get like 2 yrs ago already..
3. Do you brush your hair with a comb or a brush?
x With my hand..
4. In your opinion, who do you think is the hottestcelebrity?
x Angelina Jolie.. HOT!
5. You have a project due tomorrow, do you use tape or glue?
x Tape.. Glue so slimy...
6. Chicken or pork?
x Wa.. tough choice... Chicken la.. Easier to chew..
7. By the time you get to school, is it still dark?
x Its been awhile since i go school.. lol
8. If you had a choice to be a unicorn or mermaid which would it be?
x Mermaid.. Den i can sing.. "Under da sea.. Under da sea.."
9. What color is your underwear?
x I tink its navy blue.. but dat maybe yst's one.. cant remember today wear wat colour.. Was it da zebra or tiger stripes.. hmmm..
10. What time does the sun usually set?
x Same time da sun rises.. Just have to change da AM to PM..
11. What/who do you think of last before you go tosleep?
x where is my tiger? haha..
12. AC or fan?
x AC.. I'd prefer a cooler climate..
13. Do you wear braces?
x No.. Luckily man..
14. Can you do a hand stand?
x Nope. I'll most prob fracture my wrist again if i try..
15. If you were the opposite sex, how would youstyle your hair?
x Make it like Angelina Jolie
16. What level English are you in?
x oh.. erm.. Proper...
17. Jessica Simpson or Alba?
x Jessica Alba. Thou Simpson's boobs are bigger.. but alba is so much more attractive...
18. Which subject is worse, English or Math?
x English.. Languages are difficult..
19. What's one thing you really want to do this very moment?
x Sit on my house computer chair and play games..
20. What movie are you embarrassed to admityou've watched?
x Spongebob squarepants movie.. Come on... look at my size.. look at my face.. do i still look like i'll dance along spongebob song?? of cos not.. now its all out.. da truth is all out..
21. CD player or iPOD?
x iPod... duh.. easy to bring out plus more songs
22. Would you rather spin upside down going 30miles or drop 400 ft. into water?
x Drop into the water. Get so giddy for wat?
23. Whats your favorite shape?
x Rectangle.. da shape of money.. my pay cheque.. or $1000 bill.. haha..
24. What do you have planned for the weekend?
x Going church.. dats my only planned stuff.. oh ya.. plus go back school and simpang.. *bang*
25. Have you ever gone ice skating?
x Sadly no.. hope da chance will come soon..
26. If you were put in a room with nothing exceptfor a pencil and paper, what would you do?
x Use the pencil to write on da wall.. den use da paper to.. erm.. wipe my face...
27. Is it always easy finding your remote everytime you want to watch TV?
x Sumtimes.. but my house not say very big also..
28. How was your day?
x tiring.. as usual..
29. Do you grow your nails, bite or cut them?
x Wanted to cut.. but lazy.. so it just grows.. So.. how do i answer this question??
30. Describe your handwriting:
x Only the illiterate can understand..
31. Do you consider yourself a stalker?
x NO.. i've got better things to do!..like Protecting pretty gals when they go back alone..
32. Do you bruise easily?
x eh.. so-so.. got quite alot of "take very long to recover" injuries..
33. There`s nothing on TV except Barney and
x I quickly change into my tights and start dancing..
34. Do you know more than 3 myspace codes?
x no.. i'm not into myspace..
35. You got an essay due, you either can type or write in pen, which will it be?
x Type.. no 1 can read my handwriting la..
36. Do you wear jeans to relax at home?
x What da hell.. u tink i'm on tv or sumthing ah.. i wear nthin at home.. "born free... as free as da ocean.."
37. Describe yourself using three words:
x Very very very.. oh shit.. very hand some.. haha..
38. Do you use deodorant?
x Definitely.. i sweat alot..
39. Do you like ice in your drink?
x I dun take un-ice drinks..
x In da oven.. eh... no la.. on my computer chair..
2. What kind of mouse pad do you have?
x I use recycled paper.. Seriously.. Thou i want to get a mouse pad soon.. I tink i said i want to get like 2 yrs ago already..
3. Do you brush your hair with a comb or a brush?
x With my hand..
4. In your opinion, who do you think is the hottestcelebrity?
x Angelina Jolie.. HOT!
5. You have a project due tomorrow, do you use tape or glue?
x Tape.. Glue so slimy...
6. Chicken or pork?
x Wa.. tough choice... Chicken la.. Easier to chew..
7. By the time you get to school, is it still dark?
x Its been awhile since i go school.. lol
8. If you had a choice to be a unicorn or mermaid which would it be?
x Mermaid.. Den i can sing.. "Under da sea.. Under da sea.."
9. What color is your underwear?
x I tink its navy blue.. but dat maybe yst's one.. cant remember today wear wat colour.. Was it da zebra or tiger stripes.. hmmm..
10. What time does the sun usually set?
x Same time da sun rises.. Just have to change da AM to PM..
11. What/who do you think of last before you go tosleep?
x where is my tiger? haha..
12. AC or fan?
x AC.. I'd prefer a cooler climate..
13. Do you wear braces?
x No.. Luckily man..
14. Can you do a hand stand?
x Nope. I'll most prob fracture my wrist again if i try..
15. If you were the opposite sex, how would youstyle your hair?
x Make it like Angelina Jolie
16. What level English are you in?
x oh.. erm.. Proper...
17. Jessica Simpson or Alba?
x Jessica Alba. Thou Simpson's boobs are bigger.. but alba is so much more attractive...
18. Which subject is worse, English or Math?
x English.. Languages are difficult..
19. What's one thing you really want to do this very moment?
x Sit on my house computer chair and play games..
20. What movie are you embarrassed to admityou've watched?
x Spongebob squarepants movie.. Come on... look at my size.. look at my face.. do i still look like i'll dance along spongebob song?? of cos not.. now its all out.. da truth is all out..
21. CD player or iPOD?
x iPod... duh.. easy to bring out plus more songs
22. Would you rather spin upside down going 30miles or drop 400 ft. into water?
x Drop into the water. Get so giddy for wat?
23. Whats your favorite shape?
x Rectangle.. da shape of money.. my pay cheque.. or $1000 bill.. haha..
24. What do you have planned for the weekend?
x Going church.. dats my only planned stuff.. oh ya.. plus go back school and simpang.. *bang*
25. Have you ever gone ice skating?
x Sadly no.. hope da chance will come soon..
26. If you were put in a room with nothing exceptfor a pencil and paper, what would you do?
x Use the pencil to write on da wall.. den use da paper to.. erm.. wipe my face...
27. Is it always easy finding your remote everytime you want to watch TV?
x Sumtimes.. but my house not say very big also..
28. How was your day?
x tiring.. as usual..
29. Do you grow your nails, bite or cut them?
x Wanted to cut.. but lazy.. so it just grows.. So.. how do i answer this question??
30. Describe your handwriting:
x Only the illiterate can understand..
31. Do you consider yourself a stalker?
x NO.. i've got better things to do!..like Protecting pretty gals when they go back alone..
32. Do you bruise easily?
x eh.. so-so.. got quite alot of "take very long to recover" injuries..
33. There`s nothing on TV except Barney and
x I quickly change into my tights and start dancing..
34. Do you know more than 3 myspace codes?
x no.. i'm not into myspace..
35. You got an essay due, you either can type or write in pen, which will it be?
x Type.. no 1 can read my handwriting la..
36. Do you wear jeans to relax at home?
x What da hell.. u tink i'm on tv or sumthing ah.. i wear nthin at home.. "born free... as free as da ocean.."
37. Describe yourself using three words:
x Very very very.. oh shit.. very hand some.. haha..
38. Do you use deodorant?
x Definitely.. i sweat alot..
39. Do you like ice in your drink?
x I dun take un-ice drinks..
What if...
What if...
Dats da question we must all answer...
I was thinkin since i watch DOA just for da gals..
How nice it wld be if its an all star cast..
Here are my suggestions..
Kasumi (Red hair Jap gal) - Christy Cheung
I cant tink of a better asian than her to suit this role.. She act with jackie chan in kungfu movies before.. So dat shld be a plus point.. PLus her figure is *wolf whistles*.. Definitely my choice for a kasumi role..
Tina (American Wrestler) - Tara Reid or Maria Sharapova..
Tara Reid has a great body man.. I dun mind seeing her play Tina..
Sharapova becos she is an athelete.. So a wrestling gal role wun be too difficult for her.. PLus she is one of da better looking female atheletes in all da sports..
Ayane(purple hair woman) - Scarlett Johansson or Hilary Duff
Scarlett Johansson is like Hollywood's nxt hotest thing.. PLus she looks good doesnt she..
Hilary Duff looks fierce in tat pic.. can be ayane.. Cos most of da show she has a fierce looking face.. lol
Dats da question we must all answer...
I was thinkin since i watch DOA just for da gals..
How nice it wld be if its an all star cast..
Here are my suggestions..
Kasumi (Red hair Jap gal) - Christy Cheung
I cant tink of a better asian than her to suit this role.. She act with jackie chan in kungfu movies before.. So dat shld be a plus point.. PLus her figure is *wolf whistles*.. Definitely my choice for a kasumi role..
Tina (American Wrestler) - Tara Reid or Maria Sharapova..Tara Reid has a great body man.. I dun mind seeing her play Tina..
Sharapova becos she is an athelete.. So a wrestling gal role wun be too difficult for her.. PLus she is one of da better looking female atheletes in all da sports..
Ayane(purple hair woman) - Scarlett Johansson or Hilary DuffScarlett Johansson is like Hollywood's nxt hotest thing.. PLus she looks good doesnt she..
Hilary Duff looks fierce in tat pic.. can be ayane.. Cos most of da show she has a fierce looking face.. lol
Helana( bubbly looking gal) - Jessica Alba or Lindsay Lohan
Jessica Alba is hot.. But she can also look quite cute.. As u can see in da pic..
Lindsay Lohan.. Still a teenager.. Sure can act cute.. haha..
Christie - Angelina Jolie or Paris Hilton
Angelina is sexy.. HOt.. whatever u want to call her.. She is like a goddess..
Paris is hot too.. JUst dat she doesnt have brains.. LOL
Imagine this actresses acting in DOA.. Every guy in da world wld watch da show.. not once or twice.. maybe like 10times.. can set record liao..
What if.......
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Coming back to reality...
It was such a great week...
Sat and Tue no need report work..
Shiok
Sat and Tue got to play soccer also..
More shiok
Played well on both occasions
Even more shiok
Hanging out with friends
PRICELESS
Man oh man.. After two months of sitting on da couch and watching soccer, i become a better player.. haha..U get to learn new tricks.. Tink abt how u improve.. Dats how every1 shld approach soccer.. Not just everyweek go there den only think of scoring a goal but still use da same method.. Well.. I try my best to improve.. Maybe Man Utd will sign me soon.. LOL
Anyway.. after soccer.. went to catch a movie.. It was quite sucky at da beginning.. Mat Lim,Mat tan,hp and van and me.. went together.. we took mat lim's car.. HOW RARE IS DAT.. So we just took the opportunity man.. THANKS MAT!!
So da sucky thing was this
Mat lim : EH watch movie le...
Hp: What movie?
All except me: Anything
Me: Watch da racing 1 la..
Sum 1(forgot who) : Watch DOA la..
Dat was da sucky part.. Anything doesnt = to watching DOA.. I said da racing movie first.. dat comedy show.. Well but in de end.. Fate wanted us to watch DOA.. cos da racing 1 no slot man.. It was a good movie la.. if not why sold out so fast..
Luckily DOA had gorgeous babes to look at.. and two funny scenes.. if not i'll just nap in da cinema man.. Da gals are hot man..
Sat and Tue no need report work..
Shiok
Sat and Tue got to play soccer also..
More shiok
Played well on both occasions
Even more shiok
Hanging out with friends
PRICELESS
Man oh man.. After two months of sitting on da couch and watching soccer, i become a better player.. haha..U get to learn new tricks.. Tink abt how u improve.. Dats how every1 shld approach soccer.. Not just everyweek go there den only think of scoring a goal but still use da same method.. Well.. I try my best to improve.. Maybe Man Utd will sign me soon.. LOL
Anyway.. after soccer.. went to catch a movie.. It was quite sucky at da beginning.. Mat Lim,Mat tan,hp and van and me.. went together.. we took mat lim's car.. HOW RARE IS DAT.. So we just took the opportunity man.. THANKS MAT!!
So da sucky thing was this
Mat lim : EH watch movie le...
Hp: What movie?
All except me: Anything
Me: Watch da racing 1 la..
Sum 1(forgot who) : Watch DOA la..
Dat was da sucky part.. Anything doesnt = to watching DOA.. I said da racing movie first.. dat comedy show.. Well but in de end.. Fate wanted us to watch DOA.. cos da racing 1 no slot man.. It was a good movie la.. if not why sold out so fast..
Luckily DOA had gorgeous babes to look at.. and two funny scenes.. if not i'll just nap in da cinema man.. Da gals are hot man..
Christie was HOT!.. But we all agree dat da gal playing ayane(purple hair) is pretty.. esp when she smiles.. We also agree da gal playing kasumi isnt pretty.. But mat tan says ang moh like those kind.. bad taste man.. I tink helena is quite cute.. its like a bubblegum kind of gal.. Whereas da tina is kickass chic.. Totally cool.. If not for all these women.. DOA wld sucked..
Well.. da funny scene is at da beginning and at da end of da show.. Watch it den u'll understand..
I'll end with this quote.. "CHIAN MIAN YOU TONG XI!" lol
Monday, October 23, 2006
Sooo many things... Man Utd v.s Liverpool
This was a highly anticipated match.. and yes.. MAN UTD WON!!!
Liverpool were criticsed alot as man utd beat them with ease..
One of it was da formation used against man utd.. It was criticsed by every analyst.. But i tink all of da analyst are wrong.. Yes Pundit Jerry says u are ALL wrong..
Liverpool used a 4-5-1 formation, and it was said to be too defensive..
Liverpool had a poor away form this season.. only managing to win one time outside of Anfield against Bordeaux.. Da match against Man utd was played at old trafford.. Plus Bellamy, whom Benitez says wld have been "crucial" in this match was injured.. Naturally, any manager wld want to play 4-5-1 if they were controlling Liverpool.. It sounds logical rite.. Man Utd are in hot form, Rooney back on form, scholes and giggs too.. Who could blame Benitez for choosing 4-5-1?? Arsenal used it when they took on man utd, and arsenal won.. So why cant liverpool also?? They were in da same situation as Arsenal.. When Arsenal took on Man Utd.. they were in poor form, Henry was injured.. Liverpool now is in poor form, bellamy injured.. Same.. So thats y i say, all u analyst are WRONG.. U cant blame benitez for this formation.. he is just doing it out of logic.. I wasnt that shock when i saw the formation.. I tot they wanted to do an "Arsenal" victory.. I was scared for Man Utd cos Liverpool's Central Mids are so good.. Sissoko and alonso are two very good players..Plus carrick hasnt totally settled at man utd.. I tot man utd will lose..
But in de end Liverpool lost becos of sum mismatch in positions.. Gerrard MUST play in da centre no matter wat.. Throw out alonso or sissoko.. Gerrard is ur key man not either one of them..
And gosh.. they got good wingers.. mark gonzalez, zenden,pennant, garcia.. They are not ur average wingers like kevin kilbane or N'Zogbia.. They are good.. Garcia was a regular for Liverpool last season, Pennant regular at birmingham, Gonzalez was plying his trade at La Liga regularly,zenden was one of middleborough best players.. Benitez got it all wrong.. Not his formation but his choice of players.. U cld see when pennant came on.. Gerrard was so impatient to know where is he playing.. BEcos he tot if pennant came in n play on da rite, den garcia wld move to da left, den gerrard will play da hole.. but NO.. Benitez had to play pennant left n kept gerrard at rite..
But Kudos to scholes and man utd.. They were fantastic and will always be.. Ferdinand n Vidic has been really solid.. Evra and Neville too.. Providing good support for att.. Carrick n Scholes had their best match for Man Utd together.. Giggs and fletcher were stunning.. Giggs took da ball past 5 liverpool defenders.. MIND U.. he is still a great dribbler.. Fletcher was awesome.. Good determination and work rate.. Rooney has such an influence on da game.. Dey say he was average.. but look at the way he creates space for himself.. world class.. Saha.. Da only disapoointing part was da he failed to get a goal.. Other den dat, solid..
Da only disappointing part abt man utd was dat ROnaldo din play.. What a waste.. he say he has a new trick!!
I want to see it.. Maybe i can do it also.. LOL..
Glory Glory Man Utd.. Glory Glory Man Utd... Glory Glory Man Utd
Liverpool were criticsed alot as man utd beat them with ease..
One of it was da formation used against man utd.. It was criticsed by every analyst.. But i tink all of da analyst are wrong.. Yes Pundit Jerry says u are ALL wrong..
Liverpool used a 4-5-1 formation, and it was said to be too defensive..
Liverpool had a poor away form this season.. only managing to win one time outside of Anfield against Bordeaux.. Da match against Man utd was played at old trafford.. Plus Bellamy, whom Benitez says wld have been "crucial" in this match was injured.. Naturally, any manager wld want to play 4-5-1 if they were controlling Liverpool.. It sounds logical rite.. Man Utd are in hot form, Rooney back on form, scholes and giggs too.. Who could blame Benitez for choosing 4-5-1?? Arsenal used it when they took on man utd, and arsenal won.. So why cant liverpool also?? They were in da same situation as Arsenal.. When Arsenal took on Man Utd.. they were in poor form, Henry was injured.. Liverpool now is in poor form, bellamy injured.. Same.. So thats y i say, all u analyst are WRONG.. U cant blame benitez for this formation.. he is just doing it out of logic.. I wasnt that shock when i saw the formation.. I tot they wanted to do an "Arsenal" victory.. I was scared for Man Utd cos Liverpool's Central Mids are so good.. Sissoko and alonso are two very good players..Plus carrick hasnt totally settled at man utd.. I tot man utd will lose..
But in de end Liverpool lost becos of sum mismatch in positions.. Gerrard MUST play in da centre no matter wat.. Throw out alonso or sissoko.. Gerrard is ur key man not either one of them..
And gosh.. they got good wingers.. mark gonzalez, zenden,pennant, garcia.. They are not ur average wingers like kevin kilbane or N'Zogbia.. They are good.. Garcia was a regular for Liverpool last season, Pennant regular at birmingham, Gonzalez was plying his trade at La Liga regularly,zenden was one of middleborough best players.. Benitez got it all wrong.. Not his formation but his choice of players.. U cld see when pennant came on.. Gerrard was so impatient to know where is he playing.. BEcos he tot if pennant came in n play on da rite, den garcia wld move to da left, den gerrard will play da hole.. but NO.. Benitez had to play pennant left n kept gerrard at rite..
But Kudos to scholes and man utd.. They were fantastic and will always be.. Ferdinand n Vidic has been really solid.. Evra and Neville too.. Providing good support for att.. Carrick n Scholes had their best match for Man Utd together.. Giggs and fletcher were stunning.. Giggs took da ball past 5 liverpool defenders.. MIND U.. he is still a great dribbler.. Fletcher was awesome.. Good determination and work rate.. Rooney has such an influence on da game.. Dey say he was average.. but look at the way he creates space for himself.. world class.. Saha.. Da only disapoointing part was da he failed to get a goal.. Other den dat, solid..
Da only disappointing part abt man utd was dat ROnaldo din play.. What a waste.. he say he has a new trick!!
I want to see it.. Maybe i can do it also.. LOL..
Glory Glory Man Utd.. Glory Glory Man Utd... Glory Glory Man Utd
Sooo many things... Sat soccer
Friday, i was damm bloody tired la.. I really din have da strength for cg.. I was just strugglin thru all da way.. I din even go eat with my cg.. i promised i'll eat with you all soon..
I sat jx's bike to m court.. and it was quite scary man.. especially at da turn.. I really felt like i was gonna fall off.. Other den dat.. actually quite nice.. I wun mind having a bike myself.. Go anywhere also shiok liao..
Back to soccer.. It went almost perfectly well.. I was surprised at my ability to play.. It over-exceeded my expectation of how i would play.. Even Hp praise me "wa.. u injured like can play better.. Injured more le".. haha.. It was really good.. I tot i couldnt dribble but i still could.. Not da fastest i could have went but still can.. My passing was pintpoint man.. Accurate.. I'm trying to imitate EPL passing.. Like steven G.. they pass ball like shooting liddat.. But its also good.. Da more powerful ur pass.. Da quicker it gets to ur team mate and less likely intercepted.. I was so darn happy when i played.. it was a GREAT feeling.. Sumthing i haven felt in months... Before i was injured i also played like crap.. But now.. so shiok!!! Cant wait for tml morning's soccer again!!
Well.. but all did not go perfectly well.. my stamina still lacked alot..and my acceleration also.. My injured ankle still dun allow me to make a sharp turn or accelerate faster...Den.. After one game i was gone.. a goner.. couldnt tread back.. couldnt trap ball properly.. Everything was wrong..i could not run anymore.. After 1 week of "intensive" training still cant work.. "intensive" cos i nvr exercised so much before.. but yet its not like i everyday trained also.. As u can see.. if u din exercise for two months, one week of training cant help u alot... I want to get back my fitness soon.. I will train now.. Not just for soccer but also for NAPHA and NS..
I would like to try stepovers on tuesday.. hopefully it will work.. haha.. haven done dat in years.. need to train more on it.. I also want to ole ppl more.. haha.. yes!! And lastly score a goal!!! Hope i can achieve all these tml..!
I sat jx's bike to m court.. and it was quite scary man.. especially at da turn.. I really felt like i was gonna fall off.. Other den dat.. actually quite nice.. I wun mind having a bike myself.. Go anywhere also shiok liao..
Back to soccer.. It went almost perfectly well.. I was surprised at my ability to play.. It over-exceeded my expectation of how i would play.. Even Hp praise me "wa.. u injured like can play better.. Injured more le".. haha.. It was really good.. I tot i couldnt dribble but i still could.. Not da fastest i could have went but still can.. My passing was pintpoint man.. Accurate.. I'm trying to imitate EPL passing.. Like steven G.. they pass ball like shooting liddat.. But its also good.. Da more powerful ur pass.. Da quicker it gets to ur team mate and less likely intercepted.. I was so darn happy when i played.. it was a GREAT feeling.. Sumthing i haven felt in months... Before i was injured i also played like crap.. But now.. so shiok!!! Cant wait for tml morning's soccer again!!
Well.. but all did not go perfectly well.. my stamina still lacked alot..and my acceleration also.. My injured ankle still dun allow me to make a sharp turn or accelerate faster...Den.. After one game i was gone.. a goner.. couldnt tread back.. couldnt trap ball properly.. Everything was wrong..i could not run anymore.. After 1 week of "intensive" training still cant work.. "intensive" cos i nvr exercised so much before.. but yet its not like i everyday trained also.. As u can see.. if u din exercise for two months, one week of training cant help u alot... I want to get back my fitness soon.. I will train now.. Not just for soccer but also for NAPHA and NS..
I would like to try stepovers on tuesday.. hopefully it will work.. haha.. haven done dat in years.. need to train more on it.. I also want to ole ppl more.. haha.. yes!! And lastly score a goal!!! Hope i can achieve all these tml..!
Sooo many things... My boss
I've got so many things to blog abt.. which shld i start first?
Got my crazy boss update which i promised..
Got my soccer on sat to talk abt...
Got man utd and liverpool game to tok abt
Got personal tots to talk abt also...
I shall start with crazy boss since i promised it...
Well.. This happened last week.. I on tuesday.. I had to follow her to our client office, which was a clinic as the client was a doctor.. So she drove me there.. And da experience wasnt a good one..
She always like to talk abt stuff in life.. Its like she wants to teach me stuff.. and one thing i learnt abt teaching is, if u dun have a relationship with dat person, u cant impact him/her at all.. Da listener must at least respect u before he or she will listen.. This jackass boss, scolded me STUPID, pile me up with work(not tat it is wrong, but when i got so much work on my hand, she still scold me for being not prepared to receive more work), pay me $500 a month only and make me work on saturdays.. So how do u want me to have a relationship with her?? or even respect her?? *PUI*.. Den she always give long talks abt life.. and i totally dun bother to listen la... If it was my supervisor, i would still listen n tink thru, but her?? forget it...
So as we drove there, she talked abt life, abt internal and external stuff.. Internal being things within ur control, and external being things out of ur control.. She talks abt it saying like examinations, da questions set, da timing of it is external, but how much we study is up to us.. and talk abt crossing da road.. Crossing when da green man is on is what we can do, but reckless drivers on da road is what we cant.. she concluded by saying we got to noe whats da internal and external in every situation.. i was like.. God.. save me.. get me out of this car...
She continues talkin abt being an accountant, on how u shld be up to date not only with accounting standards.. She talks n talks den ask me if i noe wat is CESS.. its some kind of surcharge when u eat at restaurant.. i said i din noe.. she says got to noe all this kind of things, so tat u're more knowledgeable, if not nxt time if work for big accounting firms, den u say u dunno how to do, dey might scold u "why u so stupid" and stuff.. cos they are a big firm and no time to teach u.. SHE ACTED LIKE SHE NVR SCOLD ME STUPID BEFORE... it was da tone she used.. innocent tone.. like warning me dat, lucky i'm in HER COMPANY.. which is small and ppl are more willing to teach and dat no one will scold me " WHY YOU SO STUPID"..
I so want to say she is stupid, but she is not.. I told my mum.. "mum, my boss really damm stupid".. she replied " if ur boss stupid, wld she still be a boss"..
Its true.. But what my mum said again was a also true.. she said.. "she dun have EQ only la"
dat was even more true..she only cared abt results.. she dun care how u gonna do it.. she just wants to see da results on her table. I tink when she was young she always kanna made fun for being a "butch" or sumthing, den make her till liddat.. she must have had a terrible childhood or sumthing.. its like, she cant love.. sad..
Carrying on.. Now, we finally reached da clinic.. It was quite cool.. da clinic was at shenton way, DBS tower.. When u go in.. still got those kind of scanner dat u see in airports.. U walk past to check if any weapons on u.. even ur bag got to go thru da scanner thing to see whats in ur bag.. totally awesome.. nvr been to such a clinic.. So we went there.. da doctor was friendly.. a real nice guy.. he was asking abt me.. cos i'm an intern n stuff.. den he said to my boss.. "wa.. u cheap labor ah.." SO TRUE.. cheapskate boss.. Den they started talking and stuf.. cant remember da details but i remember da doc saying sumthing to her.. den my boss replied " i haven even scold him yet!".. i was like" WTF.. U got to hell u liar!! Ur pants on fire!!! U cheater.."I tell u.. she is a typical "act high class" but really a true shitty singaporean.. Want to act like an angel infront of ppl.. act like a damm bloody good boss.. when all she wants is cheap labor.. save cost.. And dere is proof dat she really uses cheap labor.. I was tokin to my supervisor da other day.. he was saying actually dey wanted to hire another accountant.. but young ppl wun work in small company cos dey dream big.. and dey hired once before, but da guy in de end work a few years den change company.. so in de end de decided to just leave it this way.. den i tink my *cheapo* boss.. tot of a brilliant idea.. use cheap labor! So year after year.. interns get sent to this "hell" company.. See.. i told u i got proof..
I also have another proof dat she is a bloody cheapskate.. cos we went to da clinic's storeroom to look for da a/cs.. Clinics dun care abt accounts.. dey just chuck it everywhere.. so we had to go find.. Den as we were looking.. She saw this two signs.. Both are meant to paste on da door outside.. one says " Open" and "closed" and da other is saying "out for lunch" and dey had a manual clock to say when they will reopen.. She wanted to bring home those signs.. i was like wth.. i feel really damm embarrassed just standing nxt to her.. so bloody gian peng.. its really 10,000 times worst den nicky.. At first i tot she was just kidding.. in de end she really went to ask da staff dere if can take back.. WA.. CHEPO SHIT... cant take it man.. In de end when we abt to leave.. da doc saw finish his patient, came out,asked us if we need any help.. Den they started talking.. Den we saw 7 envolopes that were not opened yet.. It was da doctor's bank account statement.. He din open it cos he said he actually wanted to close da a/c liao.. no money inside dat a/c anyway.. Den he say just leave it here.. My boss insisted on taking it.. saying "dun worry.. i'll get jerry to file nicely for u.." At tat time i tink da doctor pity me already.. this kind of "slave" boss... So he joked saying.. " u give him(me) too much work, later he dun 1 2 be accountant anymore".. Den my boss replied "Dun worry.. He(me) likes to do all these kind of things.. he like to do puzzles(meaning doing accounts that are all in jumbles)" I was like wth.. she had da audacity to be so bloody thick skinned and say all these.. Da doctor looked at me n said "really??".. I just laughed it off thinking in my mind " U F**King B*TCH!!" Den my boss turn to me and told me da reason why she ask me to file for him his bank statements.. she wanted to charge da doctor more money for dat extra "service"... which is just filing.. I tell u.. BAD PERSONALITY MAN!!.. she is a hardcore B*tch..
And when we were going back.. her mouth literally killed us both.. She kept talkin n talking.. And din even see da car approaching.. luckily da car horned at her den she break.. if not.. dats it man..
So now.. ladies and gentleman.. do u understand what i've been going thru?? HELL!!!
I'm gonna continue with this.. cos my boss really sucks.. She asked me last week if i can attend this talk abt accounting stuff..I really din 1 2 go.. So i came up with this excuse of going physio session.. Den she asked if can change date not.. i say i try la.. Den today she asked again..
i said "cant change la.. tell too late already.. he got no other slots.."
She replied " why dun you go another time?? "
I said " cant la.. my leg injured very long already.."
She replied "but you can always go another time.."
I BOLDLY said "Oh.. but i prefer to go for the session"
Den she went "up to u den", giving a very not happy face
I dun give a shit abt u.. I will just die goin anywhere with u.. and yet u expect me to go with you to a talk after working hrs sumore.. MAD!! I rather die man.. LOL
Got my crazy boss update which i promised..
Got my soccer on sat to talk abt...
Got man utd and liverpool game to tok abt
Got personal tots to talk abt also...
I shall start with crazy boss since i promised it...
Well.. This happened last week.. I on tuesday.. I had to follow her to our client office, which was a clinic as the client was a doctor.. So she drove me there.. And da experience wasnt a good one..
She always like to talk abt stuff in life.. Its like she wants to teach me stuff.. and one thing i learnt abt teaching is, if u dun have a relationship with dat person, u cant impact him/her at all.. Da listener must at least respect u before he or she will listen.. This jackass boss, scolded me STUPID, pile me up with work(not tat it is wrong, but when i got so much work on my hand, she still scold me for being not prepared to receive more work), pay me $500 a month only and make me work on saturdays.. So how do u want me to have a relationship with her?? or even respect her?? *PUI*.. Den she always give long talks abt life.. and i totally dun bother to listen la... If it was my supervisor, i would still listen n tink thru, but her?? forget it...
So as we drove there, she talked abt life, abt internal and external stuff.. Internal being things within ur control, and external being things out of ur control.. She talks abt it saying like examinations, da questions set, da timing of it is external, but how much we study is up to us.. and talk abt crossing da road.. Crossing when da green man is on is what we can do, but reckless drivers on da road is what we cant.. she concluded by saying we got to noe whats da internal and external in every situation.. i was like.. God.. save me.. get me out of this car...
She continues talkin abt being an accountant, on how u shld be up to date not only with accounting standards.. She talks n talks den ask me if i noe wat is CESS.. its some kind of surcharge when u eat at restaurant.. i said i din noe.. she says got to noe all this kind of things, so tat u're more knowledgeable, if not nxt time if work for big accounting firms, den u say u dunno how to do, dey might scold u "why u so stupid" and stuff.. cos they are a big firm and no time to teach u.. SHE ACTED LIKE SHE NVR SCOLD ME STUPID BEFORE... it was da tone she used.. innocent tone.. like warning me dat, lucky i'm in HER COMPANY.. which is small and ppl are more willing to teach and dat no one will scold me " WHY YOU SO STUPID"..
I so want to say she is stupid, but she is not.. I told my mum.. "mum, my boss really damm stupid".. she replied " if ur boss stupid, wld she still be a boss"..
Its true.. But what my mum said again was a also true.. she said.. "she dun have EQ only la"
dat was even more true..she only cared abt results.. she dun care how u gonna do it.. she just wants to see da results on her table. I tink when she was young she always kanna made fun for being a "butch" or sumthing, den make her till liddat.. she must have had a terrible childhood or sumthing.. its like, she cant love.. sad..
Carrying on.. Now, we finally reached da clinic.. It was quite cool.. da clinic was at shenton way, DBS tower.. When u go in.. still got those kind of scanner dat u see in airports.. U walk past to check if any weapons on u.. even ur bag got to go thru da scanner thing to see whats in ur bag.. totally awesome.. nvr been to such a clinic.. So we went there.. da doctor was friendly.. a real nice guy.. he was asking abt me.. cos i'm an intern n stuff.. den he said to my boss.. "wa.. u cheap labor ah.." SO TRUE.. cheapskate boss.. Den they started talking and stuf.. cant remember da details but i remember da doc saying sumthing to her.. den my boss replied " i haven even scold him yet!".. i was like" WTF.. U got to hell u liar!! Ur pants on fire!!! U cheater.."I tell u.. she is a typical "act high class" but really a true shitty singaporean.. Want to act like an angel infront of ppl.. act like a damm bloody good boss.. when all she wants is cheap labor.. save cost.. And dere is proof dat she really uses cheap labor.. I was tokin to my supervisor da other day.. he was saying actually dey wanted to hire another accountant.. but young ppl wun work in small company cos dey dream big.. and dey hired once before, but da guy in de end work a few years den change company.. so in de end de decided to just leave it this way.. den i tink my *cheapo* boss.. tot of a brilliant idea.. use cheap labor! So year after year.. interns get sent to this "hell" company.. See.. i told u i got proof..
I also have another proof dat she is a bloody cheapskate.. cos we went to da clinic's storeroom to look for da a/cs.. Clinics dun care abt accounts.. dey just chuck it everywhere.. so we had to go find.. Den as we were looking.. She saw this two signs.. Both are meant to paste on da door outside.. one says " Open" and "closed" and da other is saying "out for lunch" and dey had a manual clock to say when they will reopen.. She wanted to bring home those signs.. i was like wth.. i feel really damm embarrassed just standing nxt to her.. so bloody gian peng.. its really 10,000 times worst den nicky.. At first i tot she was just kidding.. in de end she really went to ask da staff dere if can take back.. WA.. CHEPO SHIT... cant take it man.. In de end when we abt to leave.. da doc saw finish his patient, came out,asked us if we need any help.. Den they started talking.. Den we saw 7 envolopes that were not opened yet.. It was da doctor's bank account statement.. He din open it cos he said he actually wanted to close da a/c liao.. no money inside dat a/c anyway.. Den he say just leave it here.. My boss insisted on taking it.. saying "dun worry.. i'll get jerry to file nicely for u.." At tat time i tink da doctor pity me already.. this kind of "slave" boss... So he joked saying.. " u give him(me) too much work, later he dun 1 2 be accountant anymore".. Den my boss replied "Dun worry.. He(me) likes to do all these kind of things.. he like to do puzzles(meaning doing accounts that are all in jumbles)" I was like wth.. she had da audacity to be so bloody thick skinned and say all these.. Da doctor looked at me n said "really??".. I just laughed it off thinking in my mind " U F**King B*TCH!!" Den my boss turn to me and told me da reason why she ask me to file for him his bank statements.. she wanted to charge da doctor more money for dat extra "service"... which is just filing.. I tell u.. BAD PERSONALITY MAN!!.. she is a hardcore B*tch..
And when we were going back.. her mouth literally killed us both.. She kept talkin n talking.. And din even see da car approaching.. luckily da car horned at her den she break.. if not.. dats it man..
So now.. ladies and gentleman.. do u understand what i've been going thru?? HELL!!!
I'm gonna continue with this.. cos my boss really sucks.. She asked me last week if i can attend this talk abt accounting stuff..I really din 1 2 go.. So i came up with this excuse of going physio session.. Den she asked if can change date not.. i say i try la.. Den today she asked again..
i said "cant change la.. tell too late already.. he got no other slots.."
She replied " why dun you go another time?? "
I said " cant la.. my leg injured very long already.."
She replied "but you can always go another time.."
I BOLDLY said "Oh.. but i prefer to go for the session"
Den she went "up to u den", giving a very not happy face
I dun give a shit abt u.. I will just die goin anywhere with u.. and yet u expect me to go with you to a talk after working hrs sumore.. MAD!! I rather die man.. LOL
Friday, October 20, 2006
Counting down...
I could probably count down the time till tml morning.. My long awaited return to Old Trafford.. Eh i mean Millenium court.. I really cant wait.. Hope i dun disappoint too many ppl with my limited abilities tml.. DUN BLAME ME.. i haven fully recovered guys.. But i'm impatient.. Waiting for the chance to strike.. I'll come like a poacher, waiting to take my chance, and when da ball prods in to da net.. I'll probably do the chicken dance till i'm tired, shouting "GOALLLLLLLLLLL!!!"
Yes la!
Anyway.. went to joga with mat at 12am yst.. BELIEVE IT.. i was so darn tired la.. but i decided since i already told mat, not nice to back out also.. So i just played with him.. we just passed around.. Long pass,short pass, back pass, backheel pass, chip pass, cross pass, pass motion.. Whatever pass u can tink of, we did it.. Den da perfect timing came when i accidentally hooked da ball over da fence in to the shell station.. i looked at him n said " break?", he went "yea!".. so from den we breaked.. go shell take ball n buy drink.. perfect timing.. we were both tired..den we bought drinks, he talked abt his ex.. tok abt our lives.. yea.. just chilling around.. it was nice..
By the time i reached home was like 1.10am liddat.. AMAZING..
Today when i came work, i was surprised i wasnt THAT tired.. cos normally i would be.. I guess my body was used to this kind of treatment already... Every night exercise n slp late.. I'm amazed at myself, on how much discipline i have, to go exercise aft work..
Anyway, i tink i'm like the king of Cellgrp songsheets man.. haha.. thats a pretty bold statement, but yea.. i tink i am.. When my PCGL had problem with the songsheet, she sent to me, i straight away can spot mistakes in her lyrics.. haha.. too experienced in doin songsheet liao.. I am so cocky man.. haha..
So gonna look forward to going home early aft cg and sleep, den waking up early to go play soccer.. Jx says he will fetch me.. provided his body will "listen".. LOL.. i din mind just walking dere also, cos dats wat i always did..
Tomolo.. a time to celebrate... JOGA BONITO.. signing out....
Yes la!
Anyway.. went to joga with mat at 12am yst.. BELIEVE IT.. i was so darn tired la.. but i decided since i already told mat, not nice to back out also.. So i just played with him.. we just passed around.. Long pass,short pass, back pass, backheel pass, chip pass, cross pass, pass motion.. Whatever pass u can tink of, we did it.. Den da perfect timing came when i accidentally hooked da ball over da fence in to the shell station.. i looked at him n said " break?", he went "yea!".. so from den we breaked.. go shell take ball n buy drink.. perfect timing.. we were both tired..den we bought drinks, he talked abt his ex.. tok abt our lives.. yea.. just chilling around.. it was nice..
By the time i reached home was like 1.10am liddat.. AMAZING..
Today when i came work, i was surprised i wasnt THAT tired.. cos normally i would be.. I guess my body was used to this kind of treatment already... Every night exercise n slp late.. I'm amazed at myself, on how much discipline i have, to go exercise aft work..
Anyway, i tink i'm like the king of Cellgrp songsheets man.. haha.. thats a pretty bold statement, but yea.. i tink i am.. When my PCGL had problem with the songsheet, she sent to me, i straight away can spot mistakes in her lyrics.. haha.. too experienced in doin songsheet liao.. I am so cocky man.. haha..
So gonna look forward to going home early aft cg and sleep, den waking up early to go play soccer.. Jx says he will fetch me.. provided his body will "listen".. LOL.. i din mind just walking dere also, cos dats wat i always did..
Tomolo.. a time to celebrate... JOGA BONITO.. signing out....
Thursday, October 19, 2006
When i say i'm tired, i mean it...
Yst met up with lucas and leslie for dinner.. We were all so tired la.. Actually i tink me and lucas only.. Attachment really wears you down.. Stan and hj were suppose to come.. But stan had to go tuas to do sumtin for da company.. LOL.. damm swuay, whereas hj eat at home cos his aunty cook.. not steady lo.. i tot arranged this long ago..
Well anyway, now we are all so tired dat even when champion league showing also dun 1 watch.. Cos seriously, u watch and go work nxt day,its like as if u din sleep da whole nite, u'll be very tired.. For me, i din even go jog!! Decided to rest since i ran on last thurs to sat and mon n tue.. So total i ran 5days already.. okay la 4.. 1 day i go and joga.. haha.. It was quite an interesting term, cos now i wld ask mat, u want to got jog or joga? joga bonito is play beautiful, so i guess joga means play.. haha.. Today, i confirm will go jog, den fri rest.. yea!!! I need to get fit, and lose my tummy, thou its taking damm long thanks to my enormous appetite.. But at least now i hardly eat more than 3 meals.. not bad for sum1 like me.. cos i'm always eating.. so thats y my size liddat.. Hope can cut down on food and exercise more now.. yea..
I guess aft all i am gonna kick soccer on sat, since its so rare that sat got holiday... so i might as well just play..
Well anyway, now we are all so tired dat even when champion league showing also dun 1 watch.. Cos seriously, u watch and go work nxt day,its like as if u din sleep da whole nite, u'll be very tired.. For me, i din even go jog!! Decided to rest since i ran on last thurs to sat and mon n tue.. So total i ran 5days already.. okay la 4.. 1 day i go and joga.. haha.. It was quite an interesting term, cos now i wld ask mat, u want to got jog or joga? joga bonito is play beautiful, so i guess joga means play.. haha.. Today, i confirm will go jog, den fri rest.. yea!!! I need to get fit, and lose my tummy, thou its taking damm long thanks to my enormous appetite.. But at least now i hardly eat more than 3 meals.. not bad for sum1 like me.. cos i'm always eating.. so thats y my size liddat.. Hope can cut down on food and exercise more now.. yea..
I guess aft all i am gonna kick soccer on sat, since its so rare that sat got holiday... so i might as well just play..
Life is precious...
Well.. Today there was some drama in my company.. And it really saddened me.. And it showed me once again.. Life is precious
It all started when he complained that he was feeling dizzy, started telling my supervisor how he feels dizzy and its cos he take medicine den liddat.. His cough been there since sunday.. So cough medicine do make u drowsy.. So i tot he was just feeling the side effects.. But nvr did i expect dat it became bad.. He was rather okay in da morning.. his usual self.. but as it got worse..he said he couldnt even get up and stand cos it was bad.. So at first he wanted me to carry him to da toilet, but aft dat he said dun 1 cos if he fell i wun be able to help him also.. btw he is big size.. not fat, but tall and got bulk.. not skeleton dat kind and also not hulk hogan dat kind.. its in da middle of those 2.. plus he is taller den me, so what he said was quite true also.. i'm not very strong myself.. leg still injured.. scarly lift him up den twist my ankle again.. den i lie in da toilet also.. den who gonna help us now??
Anyway, ya so he decided he cant take it, ask my supervisor call ambulance.. den he cried for a few secs saying stuff like "so fast(die)" and etc.. And from there i see that even a man, who is close to his death will also cry, not becos he is scared, but becos of his family and others.. I believe he din 1 2 go without see his family again.. He kept telling my supervisor his house phone no., so dat if anything happen or any updates on his condition den da supervisor will help.. I feel sad for my colleague man, he helped me alot. Dere were so many things i did wrong that, if i were in his position, i scold da freaking attachment student.. but he was nice and patient, always joke with me abt my boss and stuff, buys me curry puff.. Hope nothing happens to him..
So remember, live ur life without regrets, make sure u tell ur love ones how much u love them everyday, or u may live to regret that on dat day u din tell them, u passed away.......
It all started when he complained that he was feeling dizzy, started telling my supervisor how he feels dizzy and its cos he take medicine den liddat.. His cough been there since sunday.. So cough medicine do make u drowsy.. So i tot he was just feeling the side effects.. But nvr did i expect dat it became bad.. He was rather okay in da morning.. his usual self.. but as it got worse..he said he couldnt even get up and stand cos it was bad.. So at first he wanted me to carry him to da toilet, but aft dat he said dun 1 cos if he fell i wun be able to help him also.. btw he is big size.. not fat, but tall and got bulk.. not skeleton dat kind and also not hulk hogan dat kind.. its in da middle of those 2.. plus he is taller den me, so what he said was quite true also.. i'm not very strong myself.. leg still injured.. scarly lift him up den twist my ankle again.. den i lie in da toilet also.. den who gonna help us now??
Anyway, ya so he decided he cant take it, ask my supervisor call ambulance.. den he cried for a few secs saying stuff like "so fast(die)" and etc.. And from there i see that even a man, who is close to his death will also cry, not becos he is scared, but becos of his family and others.. I believe he din 1 2 go without see his family again.. He kept telling my supervisor his house phone no., so dat if anything happen or any updates on his condition den da supervisor will help.. I feel sad for my colleague man, he helped me alot. Dere were so many things i did wrong that, if i were in his position, i scold da freaking attachment student.. but he was nice and patient, always joke with me abt my boss and stuff, buys me curry puff.. Hope nothing happens to him..
So remember, live ur life without regrets, make sure u tell ur love ones how much u love them everyday, or u may live to regret that on dat day u din tell them, u passed away.......
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
joke of da day!!!
Scooby Doo
There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants. He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients. Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies.'' She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed.
One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine. So standing on the bus, while rubbing her boobs she says ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies''. The man standing next to her says, ''You go to Dr. Smith?'' ''Yes,'' she said, ''how did you know?'' He replies ''Hickory dickory dock!''
There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants. He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients. Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies.'' She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed.
One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine. So standing on the bus, while rubbing her boobs she says ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies''. The man standing next to her says, ''You go to Dr. Smith?'' ''Yes,'' she said, ''how did you know?'' He replies ''Hickory dickory dock!''
Finally sum pics..
Yea.. I finally can upload pics from my phone.. haha.. i make use of the company's laptop.. it has bluetooth program inside.. So can transfer to my company's laptop.. yes la.. As u can tell my phone is so old already, cos now whenever u buy a phone they give u a cable to transfer files to n fro your phone to the com, but last time u had to specially buy! So i really need to get a new phone.. W850i!!!
let me upload sum pics and comment.. :)
let me upload sum pics and comment.. :)
Well this was given from my darling on my birthday.. nice rite. its a large cookie.. And it was damm nice..
This is for all those who din see how badly my leg was injured.. This is to those who doubted abt my injury.. IN YOUR FACE!!
This is a sheep.. a cool sheep.. do u believe??
I'll end off with a retarded pic of me.. haha.. Looks damm gay.. Like sum.. This is a perfect image for the contender of comedian of the year.. haha.. ENJOY!!
Still thinking...
Aft kicking sum soccer yst nite, i realise i really cant play soccer yet.. I cant sprint, cant do tricks, cant dribble and only can pass.. Dat sounds like a potential last man.. That totally sucks.. I dun 1 2 play last man.. Like seriously.. I've been out for so long, dats da last thing u 1 2 be.. but i was jus telling mat, if i see other ppl in the situation i am in, i also sure ask dem last man.. Even i tink dat way, wat more other ppl.. So i'm still tinking if i shld play on sat or just get sum precious sleep.. tough decision... dat sucks man..
Well congratulations to mat, for finally making da first move to talk to his crush.. Da first is always not easy.. it turned out okay for him.. hope he does it more often thou..
Work is piling up alot now.. Doubt can blog so much now.. Thanks to my sucky boss.. I will post another story abt her soon.. As retarded as always.. stay tuned...............
Well congratulations to mat, for finally making da first move to talk to his crush.. Da first is always not easy.. it turned out okay for him.. hope he does it more often thou..
Work is piling up alot now.. Doubt can blog so much now.. Thanks to my sucky boss.. I will post another story abt her soon.. As retarded as always.. stay tuned...............
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Improving..
Yes.. finally.. 3.5 rounds of jogging.. Actually i dun really noe 1 round of my park is equivalent to how many metres but i tink its like 250m? i told mat dat it was 200m.. if its 200 den i ran only 700m.. dat aint alot.. cos it felt like alot.. normally, i could go 5 rounds even when i very long nvr run.. so i'm improving.. hopefully by thurs i can go 5 rounds or more.. Den fri i rest.. And sat i prepare to return to international football.. sorry i mean to kicking football.. LOL.. You can tell how much i'm looking forward to sat man.. But i also noe i wun make like a stunning comeback or sumthing.. i wun even play well.. Thats wat i believe.. I cant really dribble with the ball yet.. i tried it with a volleyball at home already.. cant really turn with the ball.. So, i try my best to just focus on passing alone.. Cos sumtimes, i'm just tempted to dribble.. U cant blame me.. who isnt tempted to dribble? Every1 dreams that they can take the ball past the whole team.. AND da last ting i want to be is LAST MAN.. i wait so long to come back.. dun u dare put me as last man unless i volunteer.. lol..
Cant wait for another pay check!! haha.. thou i only spent 100 of my paycheck so far, i still want more.. cos i got so many things on my shopping list to buy.. and yes, i actually made out a list.. So that i noe wat to buy first, and wat to buy later.. Smart rite.. First, i'm gonna get my street soccer shoes.. since i'll be needing it on sat.. i'm gonna go penisula with mat and maybe nick den join stan and da rest at tampines for dinner aft dat..I'm gonna get a Adidas F30 boots.. yea!
Today i was late for work.. I was PURPOSELY late for work.. lol.. i was too tired and lazy to go work on time.. firstly, i woke up late, so i tot i wun shower cos last nite i s showered before i went to bed, den i went to have a cup of apple juice and read newspaper.. Aft i read finish, it was prob abt 7.25.. Den i decided i should go bathe.. haha.. By the time i came out.. it was about 7.50.. I still had to change and stuff, by the time i'm out of my house, it was 8.07 liddat.. And if i leave my house so late, i should just take mrt straight to outram, but i still insisted on taking to pasir ris den go outram.. I rather sit n sleep on da train den be on time for work.. haha..
I DUN CARE..
Gonna run again tonight.. with mat.. Poor him man.. He still confused on what to do with his crush.. He's hesistating alot... Well, a word of advise from me.. Take a chance man.. life is short.. love is hard to find.. if she is really da one u like, i say go for it, rather den regret nxt time.. well ur first step can be asking her out.. :)
Cant wait for another pay check!! haha.. thou i only spent 100 of my paycheck so far, i still want more.. cos i got so many things on my shopping list to buy.. and yes, i actually made out a list.. So that i noe wat to buy first, and wat to buy later.. Smart rite.. First, i'm gonna get my street soccer shoes.. since i'll be needing it on sat.. i'm gonna go penisula with mat and maybe nick den join stan and da rest at tampines for dinner aft dat..I'm gonna get a Adidas F30 boots.. yea!
Today i was late for work.. I was PURPOSELY late for work.. lol.. i was too tired and lazy to go work on time.. firstly, i woke up late, so i tot i wun shower cos last nite i s showered before i went to bed, den i went to have a cup of apple juice and read newspaper.. Aft i read finish, it was prob abt 7.25.. Den i decided i should go bathe.. haha.. By the time i came out.. it was about 7.50.. I still had to change and stuff, by the time i'm out of my house, it was 8.07 liddat.. And if i leave my house so late, i should just take mrt straight to outram, but i still insisted on taking to pasir ris den go outram.. I rather sit n sleep on da train den be on time for work.. haha..
I DUN CARE..
Gonna run again tonight.. with mat.. Poor him man.. He still confused on what to do with his crush.. He's hesistating alot... Well, a word of advise from me.. Take a chance man.. life is short.. love is hard to find.. if she is really da one u like, i say go for it, rather den regret nxt time.. well ur first step can be asking her out.. :)
Monday, October 16, 2006
Yea.. i am empowered
Today i post alot of time man.. but who cares.. haha... U just got to read more of me..
I dunno if my leg is improving or izzit my endurance level improve.. I ran 2.5 rounds on sat.. Fri i only ran 1.. Both times, my leg were pain, but i tink fri more pain.. On sat i just bear with da pain and run.. JUST CHIONG.. In de end i could only go 2.5 rounds..which is good liao.. But now, thanks to da haze, i may just stop training.. On sun, da haze level was dangling around 90 plus da whole day.. dangerous man.. I was tired also, so i decided i miss 1 day of running.. today.. ooo.. rose to 127 already.. I dun even noe how am i gonna run anymore man.. its too unhealthy.. this is one of da times where exercising IS bad for your health..
During worship on sat, i cried man.. I cried like a baby man.. God's love surrounded me.. the lyrics pierce thru my heart and touched my inner soul..
SECRET PLACE
LORD OF MY LIFE I LOVE YOU
LORD OF MY DAYS I TRUST IN YOU LIVING BENEATH THE SHELTER OF YOUR WINGS
MY HEART'S SAFE
WHEN I AM LOST YOU FIND ME
WHEN I'M IN NEED YOU SHELTER ME
LORD OF MY LIFE
YOU ARE MY SECRET PLACE
CLOTHE ME IN YOUR PRESENCE LORD
DRAW ME NEAR TO YOU
ALL MY HEART I LONG TO GIVE TO YOU
LIVING TO BE NEAR YOU LORD
I LONG TO SEE YOUR FACE
LORD FOREVER YOU'RE MY SECRET PLACE
YOU'RE MY PEACE
YOU'RE MY REST
YOU'RE MY SE-CRET PLACE
God is my secret place.. My heart's safe as i'm living under his wings.. when i'm in need he shelters me.. How great is my God.. Its been a long while since i felt his love come over me.. And it was amazing!! I love God's presence when it comes on so strongly liddat.. I will never leave da house of God.. How awesome is the house of GOd.. And da guitarist was damm bloody good man.. Da way he coordinate with andrew naylor for the song "shout hallelujah" was just simply amazing.. Why cant our own praise and worship thing come out with sumthing liddat.. They are always da same every week.. I believe they can do sumthing liddat also man.. but dunno why no change also.. I finally understood da song "glory shines".. WHen da recording of dat song first came out in Emerge (chorus board personnel would have it), i was wondering who was dat singer, it was none of our church singers voice.. When pst kong said it was co-written with andrew naylor, revelation came.. Da recording of da song was much better den how they play at church.. Da guitars rock like mad.. But not every1 likes it, so i guess dey tune it down, by ALOT..
Aft worship, Pst Kong prayed for healing.. I lifted my hands and claim dat healing.. I believed dat its healing.. Dats y, by faith.. Come Oct 21 on sat.. 9am at m court.. Catch me (christiano Ronaldo) in action once again! Btw, i still haven see Mat's crush.. can u pls suddenly pop up infront of me so i can see how u look.. pls? haha..
I dunno if my leg is improving or izzit my endurance level improve.. I ran 2.5 rounds on sat.. Fri i only ran 1.. Both times, my leg were pain, but i tink fri more pain.. On sat i just bear with da pain and run.. JUST CHIONG.. In de end i could only go 2.5 rounds..which is good liao.. But now, thanks to da haze, i may just stop training.. On sun, da haze level was dangling around 90 plus da whole day.. dangerous man.. I was tired also, so i decided i miss 1 day of running.. today.. ooo.. rose to 127 already.. I dun even noe how am i gonna run anymore man.. its too unhealthy.. this is one of da times where exercising IS bad for your health..
During worship on sat, i cried man.. I cried like a baby man.. God's love surrounded me.. the lyrics pierce thru my heart and touched my inner soul..
SECRET PLACE
LORD OF MY LIFE I LOVE YOU
LORD OF MY DAYS I TRUST IN YOU LIVING BENEATH THE SHELTER OF YOUR WINGS
MY HEART'S SAFE
WHEN I AM LOST YOU FIND ME
WHEN I'M IN NEED YOU SHELTER ME
LORD OF MY LIFE
YOU ARE MY SECRET PLACE
CLOTHE ME IN YOUR PRESENCE LORD
DRAW ME NEAR TO YOU
ALL MY HEART I LONG TO GIVE TO YOU
LIVING TO BE NEAR YOU LORD
I LONG TO SEE YOUR FACE
LORD FOREVER YOU'RE MY SECRET PLACE
YOU'RE MY PEACE
YOU'RE MY REST
YOU'RE MY SE-CRET PLACE
God is my secret place.. My heart's safe as i'm living under his wings.. when i'm in need he shelters me.. How great is my God.. Its been a long while since i felt his love come over me.. And it was amazing!! I love God's presence when it comes on so strongly liddat.. I will never leave da house of God.. How awesome is the house of GOd.. And da guitarist was damm bloody good man.. Da way he coordinate with andrew naylor for the song "shout hallelujah" was just simply amazing.. Why cant our own praise and worship thing come out with sumthing liddat.. They are always da same every week.. I believe they can do sumthing liddat also man.. but dunno why no change also.. I finally understood da song "glory shines".. WHen da recording of dat song first came out in Emerge (chorus board personnel would have it), i was wondering who was dat singer, it was none of our church singers voice.. When pst kong said it was co-written with andrew naylor, revelation came.. Da recording of da song was much better den how they play at church.. Da guitars rock like mad.. But not every1 likes it, so i guess dey tune it down, by ALOT..
Aft worship, Pst Kong prayed for healing.. I lifted my hands and claim dat healing.. I believed dat its healing.. Dats y, by faith.. Come Oct 21 on sat.. 9am at m court.. Catch me (christiano Ronaldo) in action once again! Btw, i still haven see Mat's crush.. can u pls suddenly pop up infront of me so i can see how u look.. pls? haha..
Scroll down really slowly so dat u dun cheat...Answers at the bottom.. Have fun
IQ Test ( U got to answer this and dun cheat, its fun man)
Intelligence Test Instructions:
Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference! You will be allowed 10 minutes to complete the test. Write your answers in the spaces provided. Are you ready? What is the time?
Start.
1) Some months have 30 days,some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken?
3) I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm?
4) Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?
5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?
6) If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?
7) A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear?
8) Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?
9) How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?
10) If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburg to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver?
Answers in the following article at the bottom - no cheating now! GOOD LUCK!
Answers:
1) All of them. Every month has at least 28 days
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2) 1 hour. If you take a pill at 1 o'clock,then another at 1.30 and the last at 2 o'clock,they will be taken in 1 hour.
3) 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot discriminate between a.m. and p.m.
4) 70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.
5) 9 live sheep.
6) The match.
7) White. If all walls face south, the house must be on the North Pole.
8) 2 apples. I HAVE 3 APPLES, YOU TAKE 2, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
9) None. It was Noah, not Moses.
10) YOU are the driver.
Grading Scale (out of 10)
+8 - You are a bloody genius
5 to 7 - You are almost a genius, the word is ALMOST..
3 to 4 - Ge kiang only..
0 to 2 - Hello, is there anything in ur head??
Intelligence Test Instructions:
Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference! You will be allowed 10 minutes to complete the test. Write your answers in the spaces provided. Are you ready? What is the time?
Start.
1) Some months have 30 days,some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken?
3) I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm?
4) Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?
5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?
6) If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?
7) A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear?
8) Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?
9) How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?
10) If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburg to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver?
Answers in the following article at the bottom - no cheating now! GOOD LUCK!
Answers:
1) All of them. Every month has at least 28 days
.
2) 1 hour. If you take a pill at 1 o'clock,then another at 1.30 and the last at 2 o'clock,they will be taken in 1 hour.
3) 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot discriminate between a.m. and p.m.
4) 70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.
5) 9 live sheep.
6) The match.
7) White. If all walls face south, the house must be on the North Pole.
8) 2 apples. I HAVE 3 APPLES, YOU TAKE 2, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
9) None. It was Noah, not Moses.
10) YOU are the driver.
Grading Scale (out of 10)
+8 - You are a bloody genius
5 to 7 - You are almost a genius, the word is ALMOST..
3 to 4 - Ge kiang only..
0 to 2 - Hello, is there anything in ur head??
Lots of tots, very little of actions.. (M18 for the brain) (Parental Guidance)
I tink to myself everyday.. stuff i did and what i could have done..
I just wanna apologise to my darling cos i felt i really din treat her as well as i've used to... I'm really not used to working life and its really tiring me alot.. When u're tired, u just sumhow cant control ur feelings, cos u ARE tired.. duh rite.. so i gonna do sumthing abt this, i will really try my best to keep a clear mind.. den i can control my feelings..
Anyway, just checked my friendster and "hao peng" say that we should be just like old times, enjoying each other's company..
So true.. I got to be happy with my own life man.. I am happy now, friends are great, love life is great, just had a great time worshipping God on sat..
In da past, I've been doing things dat just din make me happy at all.. Week in and week out i felt dat there was no purpose anymore.. And i've decided, i might as well be happy and still worship God, den be unhappy always and complaining to God and when i see tat GOd din answer my prayer, i backslide.. There WERE times when i felt so unhappy, i question myself why bother still goin to church?? But den i saw a new light, that no point being sum1 dat i am not and dat suffer liddat.. Be who you are and enjoy God.. God places ppl around us to impact us and love us.. If i feel i'm with the wrong crowd, den i got to do sumthing abt it.. I mean,when i'm with my close friends, i thank God for bringing these friends into my life, but when i'm just with "friends", i pray to God that why cant they be better.. So in a way, i'm more thankful to God now.. :)
There has been alot of advises like u cant stay to near that friend or dun even friend this friend.. Come on, i noe your intention is good, but i noe myself well, i wun do stuff dat are bad like stealing and etc if i'm with them.. Those advise only apply to ppl who arent mature enuf.. I feel if u noe urself, u be firm with ur beliefs, u can mix with any1 and still not get affected.. Lets say, just say only, i'm not saying IT WILL HAPPEN, that i do fall into bad company, den i do all sorts of thing and bla bla bla.. I still believe one day i will wake up my mind and come back to God.. God has a purpose for me and u, if lets say we do fall down, we learn da lesson, God empowers us to pick ourselves up again.. Sumtimes we got to make our own mistakes and learn ourselves.. Thats y in life, u shldnt regret anything,cos everything in life, ups or downs, it will make u stronger or wiser or better.. So be happy now, make mistakes, take risks, learn from mistakes..
Pls understand, i'm not saying dun serve God or dun go all da dreaded prayer meetings.. Even when u're serving, u got to be happy and i am happy serving God in chorus board or playing guitar.. In fact i love to help play guitar for worship... As for prayer meetings, its tough becos we are not used to praying, we are not born to pray.. So i'm not saying if u hate it den dun go.. no no.. That would be called just lazy instead of being unhappy..
This post is for the mature ppl.. Pls do not read if u have a below 18 years old thinking..
I just wanna apologise to my darling cos i felt i really din treat her as well as i've used to... I'm really not used to working life and its really tiring me alot.. When u're tired, u just sumhow cant control ur feelings, cos u ARE tired.. duh rite.. so i gonna do sumthing abt this, i will really try my best to keep a clear mind.. den i can control my feelings..
Anyway, just checked my friendster and "hao peng" say that we should be just like old times, enjoying each other's company..
So true.. I got to be happy with my own life man.. I am happy now, friends are great, love life is great, just had a great time worshipping God on sat..
In da past, I've been doing things dat just din make me happy at all.. Week in and week out i felt dat there was no purpose anymore.. And i've decided, i might as well be happy and still worship God, den be unhappy always and complaining to God and when i see tat GOd din answer my prayer, i backslide.. There WERE times when i felt so unhappy, i question myself why bother still goin to church?? But den i saw a new light, that no point being sum1 dat i am not and dat suffer liddat.. Be who you are and enjoy God.. God places ppl around us to impact us and love us.. If i feel i'm with the wrong crowd, den i got to do sumthing abt it.. I mean,when i'm with my close friends, i thank God for bringing these friends into my life, but when i'm just with "friends", i pray to God that why cant they be better.. So in a way, i'm more thankful to God now.. :)
There has been alot of advises like u cant stay to near that friend or dun even friend this friend.. Come on, i noe your intention is good, but i noe myself well, i wun do stuff dat are bad like stealing and etc if i'm with them.. Those advise only apply to ppl who arent mature enuf.. I feel if u noe urself, u be firm with ur beliefs, u can mix with any1 and still not get affected.. Lets say, just say only, i'm not saying IT WILL HAPPEN, that i do fall into bad company, den i do all sorts of thing and bla bla bla.. I still believe one day i will wake up my mind and come back to God.. God has a purpose for me and u, if lets say we do fall down, we learn da lesson, God empowers us to pick ourselves up again.. Sumtimes we got to make our own mistakes and learn ourselves.. Thats y in life, u shldnt regret anything,cos everything in life, ups or downs, it will make u stronger or wiser or better.. So be happy now, make mistakes, take risks, learn from mistakes..
Pls understand, i'm not saying dun serve God or dun go all da dreaded prayer meetings.. Even when u're serving, u got to be happy and i am happy serving God in chorus board or playing guitar.. In fact i love to help play guitar for worship... As for prayer meetings, its tough becos we are not used to praying, we are not born to pray.. So i'm not saying if u hate it den dun go.. no no.. That would be called just lazy instead of being unhappy..
This post is for the mature ppl.. Pls do not read if u have a below 18 years old thinking..
Saturday, October 14, 2006
quizzzzzzz no.2
1. Single, taken or crushing? Taken.. By ailens.. hha
2. Are you happy with your life now? Yea.. i am.. I learnt that you need to be happy with your own life, of cos there'll be times where u wun be tat happy cos u need to sacrifice sum stuff, other than tat, if u dun like wat u're doing.. U shld probably start replanning your life..
3. When you meet the right person, do you fall with him fast? Yea.. I mean IF it is the right person.. den why not.. even pastor kong and sun also got together very fast..
4. Have you ever had your heart broken? yea.. probably when my hamster died.. i felt so guilty dat i killed it accidentally.. I was so sad dat day.. I swear i shed a tear or sumthing..
5. Do you believe there are some circumstances where cheating love is acceptable? Nope.. Cheating is cheating, and if cheating is bad den it will stay bad.. No such thing as a little cheating is okay..
6. Would you take someone back if he cheats on you? It depends, i mean if its meant to be, its meant to be.. que sara que sara
7. Have you ever talk about marriage with another before? Yup.. All da time..haha.. seriously..
8. Do you want children?Ya. man..
9. How many? 11!! soccer team..
10. Would you consider adoption?yea why not, den i'll ill treat that kid.. muhaha.. just kidding.. why not??
11. If someone like you right now, what do you think is the best way to let you know his feelings? First by proving it, make initiative and stuff.. I dun accept words without action man..
12. Do you enjoy getting into relationship? Ya.. definitely.. Da starting of relationships are always da nicest..
13. Be honest, what is the furthest you and your ex did? no ex.. no no..
14. Do you believe in love first sight? I guess so.. thou it havent happen to me yet..
15. Are you romantic? No.. sadly.. and all u gals out there, i'll tell u sumthing that will shatter ur dreams, MOST singapore guys, are NOT romantic.. so just wake up ur idea and stop dreaming u're in sum fairy tale or sumthing.. Life in Singapore makes it hard to be romantic.. One good example is that Singapore is so highly populated, everywhere u go got ppl, there isnt any cosy or nice spots for u to be romantic.. Imagine having sum romantic picnic dat u've prepared for u n ur gf, den when u're about to kiss, sum jackass kid kicked da ball in ur direction and da ball hits ur face.. Dats like so "romantic" man..
16. Do you believe you can change someone? Nah.. Da change doesnt come from u, it comes from da person him/herself.. If he or she wants to change den they can, but if they dun 1, not even God can change them..
17. If you could married somewhere, where would it be? I imagine sumwhere thrilling like parachuting down with my wife and da pastor, den while free falling den he conducts da ceremony.. All da guest will also be free falling.. LOL..
18. Do you easily give in when you are fighting? Depends if i'm tinking clearly.. If i am, i would probably give in cos fighting is childish..
19. Do you have feelings for someone right now? Yup.. i have feelings for alot of ppl.. hatred for sum, love for sum, irrtated by sum.. lol
20. Have you ever wished that you could have had someone but you messed it up? Yea.. totally.. when u're young and immature, u do stuff dat are really retarded dat makes other ppl turn off.. lol
21. Have you ever broken a heart? nah.. i'm a nice guy
22. If one day your best friend fall in love with the girl/boy you deeply in love with, what would you do? Challenge them to a prata making contest.. Who can "bang" better will win the gal.. muhaha..
23. Are you missing someone now? not really.. I can find every1 still..
Now you have to ask 5 of your friends to do this survey in their blogs.
Write down their names in the list below.
Tag them in their blog to let them know.
Dun 1 la.. so bo liao..
2. Are you happy with your life now? Yea.. i am.. I learnt that you need to be happy with your own life, of cos there'll be times where u wun be tat happy cos u need to sacrifice sum stuff, other than tat, if u dun like wat u're doing.. U shld probably start replanning your life..
3. When you meet the right person, do you fall with him fast? Yea.. I mean IF it is the right person.. den why not.. even pastor kong and sun also got together very fast..
4. Have you ever had your heart broken? yea.. probably when my hamster died.. i felt so guilty dat i killed it accidentally.. I was so sad dat day.. I swear i shed a tear or sumthing..
5. Do you believe there are some circumstances where cheating love is acceptable? Nope.. Cheating is cheating, and if cheating is bad den it will stay bad.. No such thing as a little cheating is okay..
6. Would you take someone back if he cheats on you? It depends, i mean if its meant to be, its meant to be.. que sara que sara
7. Have you ever talk about marriage with another before? Yup.. All da time..haha.. seriously..
8. Do you want children?Ya. man..
9. How many? 11!! soccer team..
10. Would you consider adoption?yea why not, den i'll ill treat that kid.. muhaha.. just kidding.. why not??
11. If someone like you right now, what do you think is the best way to let you know his feelings? First by proving it, make initiative and stuff.. I dun accept words without action man..
12. Do you enjoy getting into relationship? Ya.. definitely.. Da starting of relationships are always da nicest..
13. Be honest, what is the furthest you and your ex did? no ex.. no no..
14. Do you believe in love first sight? I guess so.. thou it havent happen to me yet..
15. Are you romantic? No.. sadly.. and all u gals out there, i'll tell u sumthing that will shatter ur dreams, MOST singapore guys, are NOT romantic.. so just wake up ur idea and stop dreaming u're in sum fairy tale or sumthing.. Life in Singapore makes it hard to be romantic.. One good example is that Singapore is so highly populated, everywhere u go got ppl, there isnt any cosy or nice spots for u to be romantic.. Imagine having sum romantic picnic dat u've prepared for u n ur gf, den when u're about to kiss, sum jackass kid kicked da ball in ur direction and da ball hits ur face.. Dats like so "romantic" man..
16. Do you believe you can change someone? Nah.. Da change doesnt come from u, it comes from da person him/herself.. If he or she wants to change den they can, but if they dun 1, not even God can change them..
17. If you could married somewhere, where would it be? I imagine sumwhere thrilling like parachuting down with my wife and da pastor, den while free falling den he conducts da ceremony.. All da guest will also be free falling.. LOL..
18. Do you easily give in when you are fighting? Depends if i'm tinking clearly.. If i am, i would probably give in cos fighting is childish..
19. Do you have feelings for someone right now? Yup.. i have feelings for alot of ppl.. hatred for sum, love for sum, irrtated by sum.. lol
20. Have you ever wished that you could have had someone but you messed it up? Yea.. totally.. when u're young and immature, u do stuff dat are really retarded dat makes other ppl turn off.. lol
21. Have you ever broken a heart? nah.. i'm a nice guy
22. If one day your best friend fall in love with the girl/boy you deeply in love with, what would you do? Challenge them to a prata making contest.. Who can "bang" better will win the gal.. muhaha..
23. Are you missing someone now? not really.. I can find every1 still..
Now you have to ask 5 of your friends to do this survey in their blogs.
Write down their names in the list below.
Tag them in their blog to let them know.
Dun 1 la.. so bo liao..
Quizzzzzzzz
Okay i try to answer da qns seriously and funnily..
1)how old did you wish you were? 15.. I wanna be in sec 3 again.. Wa.. DAMM fun..
2) where were you when 911 happened? Probably sleeping..
3) what do you do when the vending machine steals your money? I'll bang the vending machine.. And i'll kick it like how roberto carlos kicks a ball when no one else is looking..
4) do you count yourself kind? No le.. I dun really donate money to those doin flag day.. Reason cos damm lazy go dig into wallet to find coins.. Also, if u dig out wallet den find dat u got no coins, and da smallest note u have is $50 den how?? Make urself paiseh only..
5) if you had to get a tatoo, where would it be?My leg.. Probably just above my ankle..
6) if you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? African language.. Its damm cool la..
7) do you know your neighbours? You mean the sexy one who walks at home naked or the mad guy who goes around stealing other people's slippers?? Nah.. just joking.. haha..
8) what do you consider a vacation? Where u totally relax, do everything at your own pace, have fun with friends and girlfriend.. dat will be damm shiok
9) do you follow your horoscope? nope.. I dun need sum horoscope or telescope to tell me what my day will be like.. God plans out my day not sum horror-scope.. lol
10) would you move for the person you love? are u kidding? i will DIE for the person i love..
11) are you touchy feely? i guess so..touch me and try.. haha..
12) do you believe that opposites attract? duh.. why do u think God made magnets for??
13) dream job? Having my own football club to control.. yes la..
14) favorite channels? briefly - cartoon,sports, drama (like csi),movie channels..
15) favorite place to go on weekends? Anywhere where just relac can le..
16) showers or baths? I would say bath.. Showers are like when u go work or rushing.. Bath is like after work den relac only..
17) do you paint your nails? nope.. I'm a guy.. but also not like sum "metrosexual" or "gothic" guy.. come on.. dats really gay la..
18) do you trust people easily? nope.. confirm no..
19) what are your phobias? cockroaches, height.. Height not really.. but just feel uneasy everytime i'm sumwhere very high..
20) do you want kids? yea.. I wan little jerry's
21) do you keep a handwritten journal? nope.. no time man..
22) where would you rather be right now? on my bed.. or even better.. at M court kicking soccer!! Woohoo..
23) who makes you feel warm and fuzzy? The oven?? no la just kidding.. I'm always warm.. I got a warm body..
24) heavy or light sleeper?in between.. Heavy when tired, light when not.. haha..
25) are you paranoid? sumtimes.. Its just the little things sumtimes that make u paranoid.. "all the small things"
26) are you impatient? i believe i am.. I hate to wait yet i'm always late.. LOL.. wat an idiot..
27) who can you relate to? My friends, my family, my gf..
28) how do you feel about interracial couples???? Totally cool.. I mean most kids that got like a European and Asian heritage looks so pretty or handsome la..
29) have you been burned by love? burn ah? no le.. Got burn by fire before la.. haha
30) what's your favorite pick-up line? YOU SEE
31) what's your main ringtone on your mobile? I tink its Maroon 5- She will be loved
32) what were you doing at midnight last night? Trying out FIFA 2007.. YEAH.. i still prefer winning 11.. Fifa still sucks..
33) what did the last text on your cellphone say?"i'm dying" by my gf... lol
34) whose bed did you sleep in last night? My own.. I finally got my own room after so many years..!!
35) what color shirt are you wearing? White
36) most recent movie you watched? Click.. i tot it was a comedy show, but its more like a moral teaching show.. Where they tell u that certain things in life are meant to be there for u to experience and not just skip it..
37) name three things you have on you at all time? Shirt, pants, underwear.. haha..
38) what color are your bedsheets? I tink they are white and blue now.. I choose the bedsheets myself la.. quite nice 1 lo.. I wanted to get like looney tunes 1.. But so expensive and design not vvery nice..
39) how much cash do you have on you right now? about $50.. Dun try to steal man!!
40) what is your favorite part of the chicken? I would say the drum.. Cos i can use it to play drum.. Plus easiest part to eat and the meat is smooth also..
41) what's your favorite town/city? I nvr been to alot of places.. so i cant answer tis..
42) i cant wait till...?my attachment is over..!!! one month plus to go!!
43) what did you have for dinner last night? Eh.. stingray.. den fried rice with carrot cake and egg.. lol.. go figure..
44) do you own a gun? you mean the "gun" or a real gun? lol
45) what do you prefer to drink in the morning? i guess milo..
46) where do you think you'll be in 10 years time? On the field at sum school coaching soccer and shouting at my players, " you call that a shot? even my grandmother can shoot better than you!!"
47) last thing you ate? Egg
48) what songs do you sing in the toilet? Erm.. Breathe -chc "my heart flows, rivers of living water" or pour down like water -chc "pour down like water, flow through my soul"
49) last thing that made you laugh? cant remember.. i laugh too much already.. haha
50) worst injury you've ever had? i would like to say now, but its just a sprained ankle that is taking too long to heal.. da worst would have been the surgery sumwhere near my stomach.. It hurt like shit!
51) does someone have a crush on you? how would i know?? Like they will come up to me, "hey i got a crush on you!" It doesnt happen in Singapore
52) what's your favorite candy? I would say i love to suck lollipops..
53) what song do you want to play at your funeral? Sum techno song.. LOL.. wth.. erm.. i would say everlasting friend by blue october.. Cos i want to be remembered as an everlasting friend.. :)
54) four random people to do this: George bush, thaksin, Pastor kong, Matthew tan.. LOL
1)how old did you wish you were? 15.. I wanna be in sec 3 again.. Wa.. DAMM fun..
2) where were you when 911 happened? Probably sleeping..
3) what do you do when the vending machine steals your money? I'll bang the vending machine.. And i'll kick it like how roberto carlos kicks a ball when no one else is looking..
4) do you count yourself kind? No le.. I dun really donate money to those doin flag day.. Reason cos damm lazy go dig into wallet to find coins.. Also, if u dig out wallet den find dat u got no coins, and da smallest note u have is $50 den how?? Make urself paiseh only..
5) if you had to get a tatoo, where would it be?My leg.. Probably just above my ankle..
6) if you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? African language.. Its damm cool la..
7) do you know your neighbours? You mean the sexy one who walks at home naked or the mad guy who goes around stealing other people's slippers?? Nah.. just joking.. haha..
8) what do you consider a vacation? Where u totally relax, do everything at your own pace, have fun with friends and girlfriend.. dat will be damm shiok
9) do you follow your horoscope? nope.. I dun need sum horoscope or telescope to tell me what my day will be like.. God plans out my day not sum horror-scope.. lol
10) would you move for the person you love? are u kidding? i will DIE for the person i love..
11) are you touchy feely? i guess so..touch me and try.. haha..
12) do you believe that opposites attract? duh.. why do u think God made magnets for??
13) dream job? Having my own football club to control.. yes la..
14) favorite channels? briefly - cartoon,sports, drama (like csi),movie channels..
15) favorite place to go on weekends? Anywhere where just relac can le..
16) showers or baths? I would say bath.. Showers are like when u go work or rushing.. Bath is like after work den relac only..
17) do you paint your nails? nope.. I'm a guy.. but also not like sum "metrosexual" or "gothic" guy.. come on.. dats really gay la..
18) do you trust people easily? nope.. confirm no..
19) what are your phobias? cockroaches, height.. Height not really.. but just feel uneasy everytime i'm sumwhere very high..
20) do you want kids? yea.. I wan little jerry's
21) do you keep a handwritten journal? nope.. no time man..
22) where would you rather be right now? on my bed.. or even better.. at M court kicking soccer!! Woohoo..
23) who makes you feel warm and fuzzy? The oven?? no la just kidding.. I'm always warm.. I got a warm body..
24) heavy or light sleeper?in between.. Heavy when tired, light when not.. haha..
25) are you paranoid? sumtimes.. Its just the little things sumtimes that make u paranoid.. "all the small things"
26) are you impatient? i believe i am.. I hate to wait yet i'm always late.. LOL.. wat an idiot..
27) who can you relate to? My friends, my family, my gf..
28) how do you feel about interracial couples???? Totally cool.. I mean most kids that got like a European and Asian heritage looks so pretty or handsome la..
29) have you been burned by love? burn ah? no le.. Got burn by fire before la.. haha
30) what's your favorite pick-up line? YOU SEE
31) what's your main ringtone on your mobile? I tink its Maroon 5- She will be loved
32) what were you doing at midnight last night? Trying out FIFA 2007.. YEAH.. i still prefer winning 11.. Fifa still sucks..
33) what did the last text on your cellphone say?"i'm dying" by my gf... lol
34) whose bed did you sleep in last night? My own.. I finally got my own room after so many years..!!
35) what color shirt are you wearing? White
36) most recent movie you watched? Click.. i tot it was a comedy show, but its more like a moral teaching show.. Where they tell u that certain things in life are meant to be there for u to experience and not just skip it..
37) name three things you have on you at all time? Shirt, pants, underwear.. haha..
38) what color are your bedsheets? I tink they are white and blue now.. I choose the bedsheets myself la.. quite nice 1 lo.. I wanted to get like looney tunes 1.. But so expensive and design not vvery nice..
39) how much cash do you have on you right now? about $50.. Dun try to steal man!!
40) what is your favorite part of the chicken? I would say the drum.. Cos i can use it to play drum.. Plus easiest part to eat and the meat is smooth also..
41) what's your favorite town/city? I nvr been to alot of places.. so i cant answer tis..
42) i cant wait till...?my attachment is over..!!! one month plus to go!!
43) what did you have for dinner last night? Eh.. stingray.. den fried rice with carrot cake and egg.. lol.. go figure..
44) do you own a gun? you mean the "gun" or a real gun? lol
45) what do you prefer to drink in the morning? i guess milo..
46) where do you think you'll be in 10 years time? On the field at sum school coaching soccer and shouting at my players, " you call that a shot? even my grandmother can shoot better than you!!"
47) last thing you ate? Egg
48) what songs do you sing in the toilet? Erm.. Breathe -chc "my heart flows, rivers of living water" or pour down like water -chc "pour down like water, flow through my soul"
49) last thing that made you laugh? cant remember.. i laugh too much already.. haha
50) worst injury you've ever had? i would like to say now, but its just a sprained ankle that is taking too long to heal.. da worst would have been the surgery sumwhere near my stomach.. It hurt like shit!
51) does someone have a crush on you? how would i know?? Like they will come up to me, "hey i got a crush on you!" It doesnt happen in Singapore
52) what's your favorite candy? I would say i love to suck lollipops..
53) what song do you want to play at your funeral? Sum techno song.. LOL.. wth.. erm.. i would say everlasting friend by blue october.. Cos i want to be remembered as an everlasting friend.. :)
54) four random people to do this: George bush, thaksin, Pastor kong, Matthew tan.. LOL
A series of retarded events
I was just looking through my chatter box den i saw what amos posted about what he would have done if he were in my shoes when being scolded by the boss..
So i decided to tink of retarded ways to answer my boss..
Retarded Qn 1.
Do u have a cheque book?
Answers to give
1. Is IOUs counted?
2. Whats dat?
3. Oh ya.. I got a Checked book..
4. Let me check with my bank..
5. I call my mum first..
6. *goes down on knees* "oh Lord, help me with this difficult question. Give me strength to go through this difficulty"
7. Izzit one of da best sellers? written by who?
8. Is dere even an answer to this question?
9. Is this a trick question?
10. *stands very still*.. after 1 min... *looks around and dig my nose*
Retarded Qn 2
Do you have a cheque book? No? DEN WHAT DO U USED TO PAY?
Answers to give
1. Oh simple, i do barter trade..
2. I trade pokemon cards
3. I use conterfeit bills
4. Hell money (those notes that buddhist and taoist burn during 7th month)
5. With coins
6. I steal..
7. I sell my body..
8. God pays for me..
9. Nothing.. normally i make people pay..
10. Whats the question again?
Retarded Question 3
Do you have a credit card?
Answers to give
1. *takes 5mins to go through the whole wallet to find*.. eh nope..
2. What colour you want? Gold? I got pokemon's pikachu card, gold edition.. 1 for $200.. U want?
3. Is that the card u used to tap when u go into the mrt?
4. *immediately break down into tears and keep shouting "why! why! did u have to ask!"*
5. Talk about the weather.. "its quite hazy today ah"
6. Speak loudly in tongues..
7. Sing loudly in tongues..
8. Sing the song "O Lord My God" where it says "more precious than silver, more costly than gold, no riches on the earth compares with you"... keep repeating till she gets ur point..
9. Tell her that if u told her da truth, you would have to kill her..
10. Keep saying "maybe" followed by "maybe not".. Keep doing it till she feels like jumping down the office..
Retarded qn 4
What is wrong with this cheque?
Answers to give
1. Dun give it to me.. Send it to the doc.. I dun want to catch it's disease..
2. Quickly take out a microscope and search every inch of the cheque to see if anythings wrong..
3. Call up your teacher in school and ask him the same question even though he/she cant see the cheque, keep persisting them to give u an answer immediately..
4. Lick the cheque and tell her it taste normal..
5. Begin to cast demons out of da cheque..
6. Pray for healing on the cheque..
7. Call 999 and post the question to them
8. Begin to start preaching about the bible and how you should not judge other people including a cheque, ask her to repent and apologise to the cheque..
9. Tell her that the cheque just need sum love
10. Tell her u will send it for an x-ray..
Retarded quote 1
"why you so stupid!"
Recommended Replies
1. Shout really loudly " it takes one to know one!"
2. Tell her God made every1 according to his own image and tell her she will burn in hell for calling God stupid..
3. I will ask my mum why also..
4. Show off to her that you can recite Peter pipper pick a pack of pickled peepers in 5 secs.. And after that, give her a very smug face, as if you just been crown the world's smartest person
5.Thank her for the compliment and that you've finally acheived that after 19years of life..
6. Tell her you just came out of the mental hospital and start playing tag with her.. "tag! U're it"
7. Start laughing hysterically for 10mins and den pause and ask again " You're kidding rite?.. I mean you were kidding rite"
8. Start talkin to her about biology and how your X chromosomes and Y chromosomes made u this way..
9. Start to repeat every single word she says.. "why you so stupid!", "why you so stupid", "what did you say!", "what did you say!" Keep repeating till she scolds herself stupid hoping you would scold urself stupid, den dun repeat, walk out of her office and saying smugly " i told you you were stupid!"
10. Tell her you only have your left side of your brain left due to an accident when you were young..
Retarded Quote 2
How am i suppose to give you work liddat!
Recommended answers..
1. Ask her back da same question " How are u suppose to give me work liddat!"
2. Advise her to pray to God and find an answer
3. Say "by faith" and give a 1 hr long preaching about faith..
4. Tell her she looks pretty and laugh out really loud immediately..
5. Turn to her with a shocking face and with eyes bulging out as if you saw a ghost
6. Speak to her in indian or french.. (if u dunno den just pretend you are speaking that language)
7. Tell her to "be a man and do the right thing!"
8. Take out a drawing block and ask her to stay in da position while drawing her potrait.. Tell her she looks like Paris Hilton when she is angry
9. Fart out really loudly and den say its wasnt you..
10. Go down on ur knees and propose to her with a ring form out of ur office's staple bullet and quote from titanic " you jump, i jump"..
LOL.. Damm hilarious.. I cant believe i tink of so many retarded answers..
So i decided to tink of retarded ways to answer my boss..
Retarded Qn 1.
Do u have a cheque book?
Answers to give
1. Is IOUs counted?
2. Whats dat?
3. Oh ya.. I got a Checked book..
4. Let me check with my bank..
5. I call my mum first..
6. *goes down on knees* "oh Lord, help me with this difficult question. Give me strength to go through this difficulty"
7. Izzit one of da best sellers? written by who?
8. Is dere even an answer to this question?
9. Is this a trick question?
10. *stands very still*.. after 1 min... *looks around and dig my nose*
Retarded Qn 2
Do you have a cheque book? No? DEN WHAT DO U USED TO PAY?
Answers to give
1. Oh simple, i do barter trade..
2. I trade pokemon cards
3. I use conterfeit bills
4. Hell money (those notes that buddhist and taoist burn during 7th month)
5. With coins
6. I steal..
7. I sell my body..
8. God pays for me..
9. Nothing.. normally i make people pay..
10. Whats the question again?
Retarded Question 3
Do you have a credit card?
Answers to give
1. *takes 5mins to go through the whole wallet to find*.. eh nope..
2. What colour you want? Gold? I got pokemon's pikachu card, gold edition.. 1 for $200.. U want?
3. Is that the card u used to tap when u go into the mrt?
4. *immediately break down into tears and keep shouting "why! why! did u have to ask!"*
5. Talk about the weather.. "its quite hazy today ah"
6. Speak loudly in tongues..
7. Sing loudly in tongues..
8. Sing the song "O Lord My God" where it says "more precious than silver, more costly than gold, no riches on the earth compares with you"... keep repeating till she gets ur point..
9. Tell her that if u told her da truth, you would have to kill her..
10. Keep saying "maybe" followed by "maybe not".. Keep doing it till she feels like jumping down the office..
Retarded qn 4
What is wrong with this cheque?
Answers to give
1. Dun give it to me.. Send it to the doc.. I dun want to catch it's disease..
2. Quickly take out a microscope and search every inch of the cheque to see if anythings wrong..
3. Call up your teacher in school and ask him the same question even though he/she cant see the cheque, keep persisting them to give u an answer immediately..
4. Lick the cheque and tell her it taste normal..
5. Begin to cast demons out of da cheque..
6. Pray for healing on the cheque..
7. Call 999 and post the question to them
8. Begin to start preaching about the bible and how you should not judge other people including a cheque, ask her to repent and apologise to the cheque..
9. Tell her that the cheque just need sum love
10. Tell her u will send it for an x-ray..
Retarded quote 1
"why you so stupid!"
Recommended Replies
1. Shout really loudly " it takes one to know one!"
2. Tell her God made every1 according to his own image and tell her she will burn in hell for calling God stupid..
3. I will ask my mum why also..
4. Show off to her that you can recite Peter pipper pick a pack of pickled peepers in 5 secs.. And after that, give her a very smug face, as if you just been crown the world's smartest person
5.Thank her for the compliment and that you've finally acheived that after 19years of life..
6. Tell her you just came out of the mental hospital and start playing tag with her.. "tag! U're it"
7. Start laughing hysterically for 10mins and den pause and ask again " You're kidding rite?.. I mean you were kidding rite"
8. Start talkin to her about biology and how your X chromosomes and Y chromosomes made u this way..
9. Start to repeat every single word she says.. "why you so stupid!", "why you so stupid", "what did you say!", "what did you say!" Keep repeating till she scolds herself stupid hoping you would scold urself stupid, den dun repeat, walk out of her office and saying smugly " i told you you were stupid!"
10. Tell her you only have your left side of your brain left due to an accident when you were young..
Retarded Quote 2
How am i suppose to give you work liddat!
Recommended answers..
1. Ask her back da same question " How are u suppose to give me work liddat!"
2. Advise her to pray to God and find an answer
3. Say "by faith" and give a 1 hr long preaching about faith..
4. Tell her she looks pretty and laugh out really loud immediately..
5. Turn to her with a shocking face and with eyes bulging out as if you saw a ghost
6. Speak to her in indian or french.. (if u dunno den just pretend you are speaking that language)
7. Tell her to "be a man and do the right thing!"
8. Take out a drawing block and ask her to stay in da position while drawing her potrait.. Tell her she looks like Paris Hilton when she is angry
9. Fart out really loudly and den say its wasnt you..
10. Go down on ur knees and propose to her with a ring form out of ur office's staple bullet and quote from titanic " you jump, i jump"..
LOL.. Damm hilarious.. I cant believe i tink of so many retarded answers..
I'm emo this time..
I'm like depressed now man.. Just two nights ago i was jogging wif mat, and it felt great to be jogging again after being sidelined with my injury for close to 2 months now.. Den yst nite, aft cg, i wanted to go jog again.. After 1 round around my park, my leg couldnt take it.. Its wasnt my stamina at fault, my leg was pain.. I guess my leg still cant make it yet.. My dream of coming back to play on Oct 21 seems to be over..
I tink ppl still dun believe my leg is really still injured. For e.g during CG yst, they played a game where they attached ballons to their leg, and da aim is to defend ur balloon and step on other ppl's balloon.. Well i told dem i din 1 2 play cos of my leg, i genuinely believed it wasnt a good game for my leg, wat if ppl step my leg how?? So when i said i still injured, dey gave me da "u are just lazy" face.. If only they can step in my shoes and feel how bad my leg is.. Da feeling totally sucks when u noe u r telling da truth and ppl dun believe.. U tink i wun 1 my leg to be perfectly alrite?? I rather play dat lame cg game, and still can play soccer, but now, i cant..
Well da only consolation i get is at least my friends believe every single word i say abt me leg.. I was just tokin to mat lim online a few days ago.. He's coming back from Aussie and asked if dis sat got soccer.. I told him i wouldnt noe cos i still injured.. I told him i aim to come back on 21st Oct.. He TOTALLY believed me and sympathise for me also.. Told me to take care dun over strain my leg in order to come back on 21st Oct.. I mean this guy hasnt seen me for maybe a month?? And he's overseas, but when i say my leg still injured.. TOTALLY believed.. For my cg members, i told dem i injured, dey give me da "dun act la" face.. Seeing is believing.. but it doesnt apply to my friends and cg man.. My friends nvr see, yet they believed, my cg can see,but dun believe.. Now u noe why friends are so impt?? I'm not like saying my whole cg is liddat.. Prob hoyin, roll and tim believed cos before da cg i was just showing dem my leg still swollen.. But others din see.. So i cant really blame dem also.. But at da same time, mat lim din see also, but yet he believed.. Dat my friend, is da diff between a friend n cg member.. Well, all my friends noe i'm so waiting to come back and kick soccer man.. They tell me encouraging stuff like take care of ur leg.. Mat tan even followed me to jog.. Its really very encouraging and blessed to have this kind of friends by ur side..
Da surprising thing abt my leg is dat, its still swollen.. And when i ask my mum, she ask me to go see that chinese physician who "tortured" me.. I mean, i went to 3 diff docs and i'm still liddat.. Plus the chinese physician is da one who told me i got a "hairline fracture".. I mean, i really believed him, cos my leg really felt as if it is fractured.. But da x-ray showed nothing.. What am i to do? Its hard to go back to a doctor who gives u a wrong diagnosis rite.. Yet at da same time i want my leg to recover, but i also dunno what to do or where to go for help.. If only i had sum friend who was a leg specialist or sumthing.. Everything will be solved..
I so wish to be playing soccer now.. From da bottom of my heart.. I cant even wait to start jogging properly.. It really frustrates me and dampens my mood to not be able to do what i really 1 2 do..
To all da ppl dat dun believe my leg is not alrite.. Bless you..
To all da ppl dat believe my leg is not alrite.. Love you..
Sorry this is rather a emo post cos i'm really frustrated with the condition of my leg.. I rather exercise den lie on da couch all day..
Thanks to all my friends who stick by me!
I tink ppl still dun believe my leg is really still injured. For e.g during CG yst, they played a game where they attached ballons to their leg, and da aim is to defend ur balloon and step on other ppl's balloon.. Well i told dem i din 1 2 play cos of my leg, i genuinely believed it wasnt a good game for my leg, wat if ppl step my leg how?? So when i said i still injured, dey gave me da "u are just lazy" face.. If only they can step in my shoes and feel how bad my leg is.. Da feeling totally sucks when u noe u r telling da truth and ppl dun believe.. U tink i wun 1 my leg to be perfectly alrite?? I rather play dat lame cg game, and still can play soccer, but now, i cant..
Well da only consolation i get is at least my friends believe every single word i say abt me leg.. I was just tokin to mat lim online a few days ago.. He's coming back from Aussie and asked if dis sat got soccer.. I told him i wouldnt noe cos i still injured.. I told him i aim to come back on 21st Oct.. He TOTALLY believed me and sympathise for me also.. Told me to take care dun over strain my leg in order to come back on 21st Oct.. I mean this guy hasnt seen me for maybe a month?? And he's overseas, but when i say my leg still injured.. TOTALLY believed.. For my cg members, i told dem i injured, dey give me da "dun act la" face.. Seeing is believing.. but it doesnt apply to my friends and cg man.. My friends nvr see, yet they believed, my cg can see,but dun believe.. Now u noe why friends are so impt?? I'm not like saying my whole cg is liddat.. Prob hoyin, roll and tim believed cos before da cg i was just showing dem my leg still swollen.. But others din see.. So i cant really blame dem also.. But at da same time, mat lim din see also, but yet he believed.. Dat my friend, is da diff between a friend n cg member.. Well, all my friends noe i'm so waiting to come back and kick soccer man.. They tell me encouraging stuff like take care of ur leg.. Mat tan even followed me to jog.. Its really very encouraging and blessed to have this kind of friends by ur side..
Da surprising thing abt my leg is dat, its still swollen.. And when i ask my mum, she ask me to go see that chinese physician who "tortured" me.. I mean, i went to 3 diff docs and i'm still liddat.. Plus the chinese physician is da one who told me i got a "hairline fracture".. I mean, i really believed him, cos my leg really felt as if it is fractured.. But da x-ray showed nothing.. What am i to do? Its hard to go back to a doctor who gives u a wrong diagnosis rite.. Yet at da same time i want my leg to recover, but i also dunno what to do or where to go for help.. If only i had sum friend who was a leg specialist or sumthing.. Everything will be solved..
I so wish to be playing soccer now.. From da bottom of my heart.. I cant even wait to start jogging properly.. It really frustrates me and dampens my mood to not be able to do what i really 1 2 do..
To all da ppl dat dun believe my leg is not alrite.. Bless you..
To all da ppl dat believe my leg is not alrite.. Love you..
Sorry this is rather a emo post cos i'm really frustrated with the condition of my leg.. I rather exercise den lie on da couch all day..
Thanks to all my friends who stick by me!
Friday, October 13, 2006
If u have a boss like mine, just quit..
Let me continue on da story abt a loserish boss who ill treats a attachment student..
If u refer to my last story abt us, i said dat she asked me to read a file, and wanted to give me work.. So da following day, which was on tues, she asked me again if i read finish, i said i got work to do, aft my work i will read it.. Den wed she din come to office at all.. Yst, which was thurs, she came back.. She asked me if i read it, i said yes.. She had to complain abt every single thing i do.. She said "read finish den nvr tell me? read finish den sit there and keep quiet?" Obviously she is being really irritating.. So i said "oh, i got some work to do now.." Obviously i refuse to go and tell her i read.. I din care man.. Den she say "but u dun say how am i suppose to give u work??" She was like deaf in one ear or sumthing.. I said i GOT work.. den she nothing to say den say ridiculous stuff.. Even bosses dun tink before dey speak.. Dats how stupid my boss is.. And i tot i was da only rash guy dat din tink before i speak.. So its been six days since she left da file on my table, four days since she ask me to read da file.. So i tot it was some big project to do or sumthing.. Get ready for wat she said.. I dunno why, but to me, whatever she do always seem retarded.. She continued and ask me to pass her da file.. She open it, flip one or two pages, ask me if i noe what izzit all about.. I said yup.. Den she gave me da "biggest" assignment in my life.. She continued to say "write a letter to IRAS (da place where u submit tax) for this case"..
Dats was all she said.............................................................................
HOW FREAKING DUMB ARE U MAN!!!! U wait 4 days for me to read finish just to say ONE sentence to me??? Why cant u just say it, den when i read finish den do?? This is a real life story, none of it is exaggerated or hidden..
So let me carry on with my own story at work.. So after she gave me this task, i was too overwhelemed by the stupidity of my boss.. It took me awhile to come back to my senses and realise dat, i dunno how to write dat kind of letter.. I mean, i only know informal kind.. Like seriously, how many of u still remember how to write a formal letter.. I mean like a proper 1..?? Hardly any1.. Maybe sum nerdy guy reading this is jumping and raising his hand now proclaiming "i know".. But other den dat, hardly NO 1 remembers.. So luckily, my colleague, who is da secetary helped me.. Thank God for nice co-workers.. They really helped me alot.. Except for the time that i got scolding for from my crazy boss.. As he was teaching me how to write, he talked abt how she was being ridiculous to ask me to do things i dun even noe how to do.. He totally agreed dat on mon when she went berserk, she was being too much.. Cos i really dunno anything.. He was joking with my supervisor say that she ate sumthing wrong dat day.. I tink she drank a potion that will make u go berserk.. Total madness.. Its nice to be sided by co-workers.. It felt great.. Rather den stand alone by urself..
He also was saying he and da supervisor will quarrel back 1.. I wish i could be in their position.. BUT I CANT.. cos i'm on attachment.. And i cant get a bad report rite.. If i fail i may be dropped out of da course.. STUPID rite.. Imagine 3years down da drain cos of 1 moment of madness.. Not worth.. U act cool for like 10mins, after 1omins u realise what a jackass u are cos u wasted 3 years.. I dun 1 2 be dat jackass.. But for them, i doubt she will even sack dem.. They are two of da most experience ppl i've seen already.. Really very experienced.. They work here damm long la.. My supervisor said he work here since 1986.. before i was born!! And she wun sack him for sure if he argues back.. He noes all da accounts of all da diff companies.. If she sack him now, da new accountant wun be able to embrace everything dat fast.. So obviously dey noe where is their ground, wat they can do and what they cant.. They are almost "untouchable"... Which is quite cool.. Cos like the boss cant bully u.. LOL..
But i also pity my boss.. How da hell is she ever gonna get married.. I doubt she will la.. i meant like SERIOUSLY.. Even if she din go berserk on mon i also still would say da same.. Cos firstly, no figure, in fact she is fat.. Secondly, if she starts opening her mouth and ask stupid question abt her date, TURN-OFF.. IMMEDIATE TURN-OFF.. She will be like "so... do u have tuition grant(da subsidize amount of our school fees from da govt)?" She'll always ask reverse retarded questions.. Like if i'm a student den ask if i'm a businessman, if da bf is a businessman den ask if he is a student... BIMBO! Carrying on... Thirdly.. If she scold sum1 infront of her bf, da bf will just run as fast as he can or take da first cab in sight and go off.. She is like a MAD DOG! SIAO GAO!!! In her case, cos she is a female.. A CRAZY BITCH!! She scold ppl is damm jia lat 1.. If i am a gal, on mon she scold me, sure cry 1.. Cos she was criticise and scold stupid, no 1 should take this kind of "torture" man.. Carrying on... Even if my boss marries, i imagine da guy to be a weak weak fellow dat just live off his wife and has to obey everything she say.. And it wun be a happy marriage.. And da kids.. OMG.. i will pity them.. Having this kind of mum is like having da devil by ur side..
Sorry boss.. U better quit ur job now and find a bf.. if not nxt time when i see u at sum old folks home, i will freaking torture u!!! LOL.. MUHHAHAHAH.. EVIL!!!!.. I where got so chidlish.. I will just secretly laugh in my heart and pity her at da same time.. Maybe i'll offer her sum chocs, den again.. maybe i wun.. lol..
If u refer to my last story abt us, i said dat she asked me to read a file, and wanted to give me work.. So da following day, which was on tues, she asked me again if i read finish, i said i got work to do, aft my work i will read it.. Den wed she din come to office at all.. Yst, which was thurs, she came back.. She asked me if i read it, i said yes.. She had to complain abt every single thing i do.. She said "read finish den nvr tell me? read finish den sit there and keep quiet?" Obviously she is being really irritating.. So i said "oh, i got some work to do now.." Obviously i refuse to go and tell her i read.. I din care man.. Den she say "but u dun say how am i suppose to give u work??" She was like deaf in one ear or sumthing.. I said i GOT work.. den she nothing to say den say ridiculous stuff.. Even bosses dun tink before dey speak.. Dats how stupid my boss is.. And i tot i was da only rash guy dat din tink before i speak.. So its been six days since she left da file on my table, four days since she ask me to read da file.. So i tot it was some big project to do or sumthing.. Get ready for wat she said.. I dunno why, but to me, whatever she do always seem retarded.. She continued and ask me to pass her da file.. She open it, flip one or two pages, ask me if i noe what izzit all about.. I said yup.. Den she gave me da "biggest" assignment in my life.. She continued to say "write a letter to IRAS (da place where u submit tax) for this case"..
Dats was all she said.............................................................................
HOW FREAKING DUMB ARE U MAN!!!! U wait 4 days for me to read finish just to say ONE sentence to me??? Why cant u just say it, den when i read finish den do?? This is a real life story, none of it is exaggerated or hidden..
So let me carry on with my own story at work.. So after she gave me this task, i was too overwhelemed by the stupidity of my boss.. It took me awhile to come back to my senses and realise dat, i dunno how to write dat kind of letter.. I mean, i only know informal kind.. Like seriously, how many of u still remember how to write a formal letter.. I mean like a proper 1..?? Hardly any1.. Maybe sum nerdy guy reading this is jumping and raising his hand now proclaiming "i know".. But other den dat, hardly NO 1 remembers.. So luckily, my colleague, who is da secetary helped me.. Thank God for nice co-workers.. They really helped me alot.. Except for the time that i got scolding for from my crazy boss.. As he was teaching me how to write, he talked abt how she was being ridiculous to ask me to do things i dun even noe how to do.. He totally agreed dat on mon when she went berserk, she was being too much.. Cos i really dunno anything.. He was joking with my supervisor say that she ate sumthing wrong dat day.. I tink she drank a potion that will make u go berserk.. Total madness.. Its nice to be sided by co-workers.. It felt great.. Rather den stand alone by urself..
He also was saying he and da supervisor will quarrel back 1.. I wish i could be in their position.. BUT I CANT.. cos i'm on attachment.. And i cant get a bad report rite.. If i fail i may be dropped out of da course.. STUPID rite.. Imagine 3years down da drain cos of 1 moment of madness.. Not worth.. U act cool for like 10mins, after 1omins u realise what a jackass u are cos u wasted 3 years.. I dun 1 2 be dat jackass.. But for them, i doubt she will even sack dem.. They are two of da most experience ppl i've seen already.. Really very experienced.. They work here damm long la.. My supervisor said he work here since 1986.. before i was born!! And she wun sack him for sure if he argues back.. He noes all da accounts of all da diff companies.. If she sack him now, da new accountant wun be able to embrace everything dat fast.. So obviously dey noe where is their ground, wat they can do and what they cant.. They are almost "untouchable"... Which is quite cool.. Cos like the boss cant bully u.. LOL..
But i also pity my boss.. How da hell is she ever gonna get married.. I doubt she will la.. i meant like SERIOUSLY.. Even if she din go berserk on mon i also still would say da same.. Cos firstly, no figure, in fact she is fat.. Secondly, if she starts opening her mouth and ask stupid question abt her date, TURN-OFF.. IMMEDIATE TURN-OFF.. She will be like "so... do u have tuition grant(da subsidize amount of our school fees from da govt)?" She'll always ask reverse retarded questions.. Like if i'm a student den ask if i'm a businessman, if da bf is a businessman den ask if he is a student... BIMBO! Carrying on... Thirdly.. If she scold sum1 infront of her bf, da bf will just run as fast as he can or take da first cab in sight and go off.. She is like a MAD DOG! SIAO GAO!!! In her case, cos she is a female.. A CRAZY BITCH!! She scold ppl is damm jia lat 1.. If i am a gal, on mon she scold me, sure cry 1.. Cos she was criticise and scold stupid, no 1 should take this kind of "torture" man.. Carrying on... Even if my boss marries, i imagine da guy to be a weak weak fellow dat just live off his wife and has to obey everything she say.. And it wun be a happy marriage.. And da kids.. OMG.. i will pity them.. Having this kind of mum is like having da devil by ur side..
Sorry boss.. U better quit ur job now and find a bf.. if not nxt time when i see u at sum old folks home, i will freaking torture u!!! LOL.. MUHHAHAHAH.. EVIL!!!!.. I where got so chidlish.. I will just secretly laugh in my heart and pity her at da same time.. Maybe i'll offer her sum chocs, den again.. maybe i wun.. lol..
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Just bored...
What Spongebob Character Are You?
You are Patrick. You are rather dumb and are friends with many people. You like to sleep a lot.
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YAY.. i always wanted to be patrick.. he FREAKING FUNNY.. I wish he was real life.. I want to be his friend and laugh my ass off everyday..
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An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy,with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool, when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.Please rate high!If a lot of people take my quiz then i'll post the 2nd part.....
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Cool.. i'm a fashion bird!!! haha.. how can dat be.. ppl say i dress so uncle.. unless.. UNCLE IS COOL!!! yea..
haha.. just felt like doin sum lame quizzes..
Poor Poor Poor
What a poor performance by England... Loss 2-0 to Croatia.. Poor poor..
Seriously, McClaren is retarded.. He thinks he drop beckham den he will make England a better team.. Come on.. Who are u kidding with these results??
So many mistakes.. Firstly.. the 3-5-2.. Dun get me wrong, i also suggested that England SHLD use 3-5-2.. But in these 3-5-2 u also gotta play da RIGHT players.. If u go watch da match u will realise dat England is not playing 3 CB.. They are playing 1 RB,1 LB, 1 CB.. Which is stupid..U expose ur central defence too much.. So many times in da game u see Terry being lost, cos he is da ONLY CB.. If sum striker pulls him out of position den DIE..
Read Soccernet's report and they tell u that Bilic, Croatia's Coach, was so happy to see McClaren play 3-5-2.. Cos Bilic's style was of wing play.. When i say wing play i dun mean England's style of rubbish wing play where they just cross the ball from anywhere on the side of the field.. I mean England dun play REAL wingers.. Like lennon and wright-philips.. They play "wingers" that cant cut through defence or take defenders on..Well at least Croatia played real wingers and becos of dat, da 3 CB became 2 SB and 1 CB.. Which just totally expose the centre.. And mind u.. England dun have good DMs.. I'm not blaming parker, he played well.. he dived into tackles and stuff but da quality isnt there.. he cant cover da defence like makelele does..
In da Central of da park.. Carrick and Lampard cant play together.. Lampard is no playmaker.. Carrick is no Lampard.. So its speaks of how England midfield is like.. LIKE SHIT.. Lampard has no flair.. He's not like riquelme or zidane.. Whats da only darn good ting abt him den? His ability to shoot long range.. If not, he is damm bloody lousy.. I mean in Chelsea, if u go realise.. why he is so "powerful", is becos he topped chelsea's goal chart for 2 yrs already..He is their main supply of scorer.. Carrick, well, he is a shadow of what ppl described him as.. Ppl described him as sum1 whose passing range is big, and a good passer of da ball.. I dun see dat when he play.. He plays as if his passing range is 5yards only..
If u're gonna play 3-5-2.. U got to make sure ur CM are good.. Make sure they can cover well like how makelele does and can attack well like how Zidane does.. Why do u tink France could win da world cup last time? Cos of a good central mid.. Dats all they needed..
The 4 ppl i pity most is da WB and ST.. Cole and neville had to run up, den tread back, run up, den tread back again.. They were running ALOT.. Thanks to the lousy CM who only noe how to pass to da side instead of threading a through ball.. ST, rooney is getting sharper.. And crouch was a wasted talent.. U could even count da number of times England made use of his height.. Abt 1 time only.. I tink he headed da ball 1 time only.. Da supply to the ST were like shit.. Its really ridiculous.. Think of it these way.. England suppose to play 3 CB, 2WB, 1DM,2CM,2 ST.. Total of 8 players that are suppose to be in da central zone of da pitch.. But they still attack from the wings.. Plus their wingers were defenders.. how well do u want them to attack??
McClaren got it ALL wrong..
Seriously, McClaren is retarded.. He thinks he drop beckham den he will make England a better team.. Come on.. Who are u kidding with these results??
So many mistakes.. Firstly.. the 3-5-2.. Dun get me wrong, i also suggested that England SHLD use 3-5-2.. But in these 3-5-2 u also gotta play da RIGHT players.. If u go watch da match u will realise dat England is not playing 3 CB.. They are playing 1 RB,1 LB, 1 CB.. Which is stupid..U expose ur central defence too much.. So many times in da game u see Terry being lost, cos he is da ONLY CB.. If sum striker pulls him out of position den DIE..
Read Soccernet's report and they tell u that Bilic, Croatia's Coach, was so happy to see McClaren play 3-5-2.. Cos Bilic's style was of wing play.. When i say wing play i dun mean England's style of rubbish wing play where they just cross the ball from anywhere on the side of the field.. I mean England dun play REAL wingers.. Like lennon and wright-philips.. They play "wingers" that cant cut through defence or take defenders on..Well at least Croatia played real wingers and becos of dat, da 3 CB became 2 SB and 1 CB.. Which just totally expose the centre.. And mind u.. England dun have good DMs.. I'm not blaming parker, he played well.. he dived into tackles and stuff but da quality isnt there.. he cant cover da defence like makelele does..
In da Central of da park.. Carrick and Lampard cant play together.. Lampard is no playmaker.. Carrick is no Lampard.. So its speaks of how England midfield is like.. LIKE SHIT.. Lampard has no flair.. He's not like riquelme or zidane.. Whats da only darn good ting abt him den? His ability to shoot long range.. If not, he is damm bloody lousy.. I mean in Chelsea, if u go realise.. why he is so "powerful", is becos he topped chelsea's goal chart for 2 yrs already..He is their main supply of scorer.. Carrick, well, he is a shadow of what ppl described him as.. Ppl described him as sum1 whose passing range is big, and a good passer of da ball.. I dun see dat when he play.. He plays as if his passing range is 5yards only..
If u're gonna play 3-5-2.. U got to make sure ur CM are good.. Make sure they can cover well like how makelele does and can attack well like how Zidane does.. Why do u tink France could win da world cup last time? Cos of a good central mid.. Dats all they needed..
The 4 ppl i pity most is da WB and ST.. Cole and neville had to run up, den tread back, run up, den tread back again.. They were running ALOT.. Thanks to the lousy CM who only noe how to pass to da side instead of threading a through ball.. ST, rooney is getting sharper.. And crouch was a wasted talent.. U could even count da number of times England made use of his height.. Abt 1 time only.. I tink he headed da ball 1 time only.. Da supply to the ST were like shit.. Its really ridiculous.. Think of it these way.. England suppose to play 3 CB, 2WB, 1DM,2CM,2 ST.. Total of 8 players that are suppose to be in da central zone of da pitch.. But they still attack from the wings.. Plus their wingers were defenders.. how well do u want them to attack??
McClaren got it ALL wrong..
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Arent u just irritating!
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
1.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you ''like it that way.''
2. Drum on every available surface.
3. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
4. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
5. Ask 800 operators for dates.
6. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is ''to go.''
8. Set alarms for random times.
9. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
10. Honk and wave to strangers.
11. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
12. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
13. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
14. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
15. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
16. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
17. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
18. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: ''Do you hear that?'' ''What?'' ''Never mind, it's gone now.''
19. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
20. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
21. Leave tips in Indonesian currency.
22. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
23. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
24. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
25.Name your dog ''Dog.''
26. Ask people what gender they are.
27. Reply to everything someone says with ''That's what YOU think.''
28. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
29. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a ''real hoot''.
30. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off ''in case the big one comes''.
31. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
32. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as ''Feliz Navidad''
24. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
25. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
26. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
27. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
28. Change your name to Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
31. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
32. Wear a LOT of cologne.
33. Sing along at the opera.
34. Mow your lawn with scissors.
35. At a golf tournament, chant ''swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!''
36. Finish all your sentences with the words ''in accordance with prophesy.''
37. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
38. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about ''psychological profiles.''
39. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a ''magic picture''.
40. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
41. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
42. Never make eye contact.
43. Never break eye contact.
44. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
45. Holler random numbers while someone is counting
46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
48. Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know.
come on.. i'll do it with u if u r game.. haha..
i'll do 21,26 and 36 with any1.. haha
1.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you ''like it that way.''
2. Drum on every available surface.
3. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
4. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
5. Ask 800 operators for dates.
6. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is ''to go.''
8. Set alarms for random times.
9. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
10. Honk and wave to strangers.
11. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
12. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
13. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
14. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
15. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
16. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
17. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
18. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: ''Do you hear that?'' ''What?'' ''Never mind, it's gone now.''
19. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
20. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
21. Leave tips in Indonesian currency.
22. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
23. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
24. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
25.Name your dog ''Dog.''
26. Ask people what gender they are.
27. Reply to everything someone says with ''That's what YOU think.''
28. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
29. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a ''real hoot''.
30. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off ''in case the big one comes''.
31. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
32. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as ''Feliz Navidad''
24. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
25. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
26. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
27. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
28. Change your name to Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
31. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
32. Wear a LOT of cologne.
33. Sing along at the opera.
34. Mow your lawn with scissors.
35. At a golf tournament, chant ''swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!''
36. Finish all your sentences with the words ''in accordance with prophesy.''
37. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
38. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about ''psychological profiles.''
39. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a ''magic picture''.
40. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
41. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
42. Never make eye contact.
43. Never break eye contact.
44. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
45. Holler random numbers while someone is counting
46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
48. Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know.
come on.. i'll do it with u if u r game.. haha..
i'll do 21,26 and 36 with any1.. haha
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