Thursday, November 30, 2006
When i am weak.. you are strong..
-No more 7am alarm rings
-No more missing sat's soccer (thou now i'm still injured but just chiong liao)
-No more sleeping early and missing euro champions league
-No more mrt-taking with the morning crowd
-No more journal writing
-No more log book recording
-No more cheapskate boss
-No more wearing formal wear daily
-No more standing on the train back wif da going-home crowd
-No more staring at laptop screen
-No more making coffee and putting alot of creamer inside it so that i am convinced it is a latte..
-No more acting busy.. no no.. wait.. i still will do tat.. LOL
SOO many no mores.. Freedom is near.. I can touch the surface of it already..
Yea, my colleagues say tml lunch is tim sum.. woohoo.. haha.. scarly they make me pay! WA SIAN.. I am truly broke now.. prob left like 12 bucks..
how da hell am i suppose to survive the weeks man.. Later still gonna meet stan they all for dinner.. I tink i'll just buy a drink and watch dem eat.. God bless me now.. Please.. :)
But i'm happy now at least darling came over to chinatown to have lunch wif me.. yea! Its da only time she came for lunch in my whole 3 months of SIP.. but still happy.. at least she came.. haha..
I'm gonna change my list of mp3s soon man.. Kinda boring now.. Better go download new albums..Intro me songs ppl!!
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
I'm sorry..
Well, when i came into the office, they told me fri lunch they gonna treat me.. haha..YES LA!
Yst was a day that shld be forgotten.. Throw away the bad memories and keep the good ones..
I could only summarise it with a song..
I missed you and things weren’t the same
Cause everything inside it never comes out right
And when I see you cry it makes me want to die
I’m sorry I’m bad, I’m sorry I’m blue, I’m sorry about all things I said to you
And I know I can’t take it back
I love how you kiss, I love all you’re sounds, and baby the way you make my world go round
And I just wanted to say I’m sorry…
This time I think I’m to blame it’s harder to get through the days
You get older and blame turns to shame
I’m sorry I’m bad, I’m sorry I’m blue, I’m sorry about all things I said to you
The sleepless nights and the tears you cried it’s never too late to make it right
Oh yeah sorry!
And I know I can’t take it back
I love how you kiss, I love all you’re sounds, and baby the way you make my world go round
And I just wanted to say I’m sorry…
No lies no cries..
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
I'm gonna rock with you.. ALL NITE!
Well, trying to scout for places that provide catering for christmas and places that sell christmas food takeaway.. But to no avail.. Quite hard to find online..
Tell me if u have any lobangs.. :)
1.Best place to cry?
> In da house of God..
2. Missing someone right now?
> Yup.. Its kind bored in da office..
3. The person/people you love the most ?
> Family, close friends and darling
4.Tell us your dream last night .
> Man, i dun remember any dream.. Prob i remember 1 or 2 dreams in my whole life only..
5. Ever hate someone so bad?
> Nope.. If it was THAT bad, i wld still be hating that some1
6. The biggest lie you heard?
> Vegetables are good for u.. THATS A LIE! LOL
7. Ever lied to someone you love the most?
> Yea.. I'm human too..
8. What's the worst thing you've ever done?
> hmm.. this is a tough 1.. treat my grandpa badly?
9. Wanna be someone else than ur self?
> Nah.. maybe beckham, but he is on da bench.. prob ronaldo.. but he now injured.. so nope.. lol
10. Ever slap someone?
> yea.. but mostly just for fun.. and its not pain 1
11. Last time u cried?
> When i wrote da entry abt my grandpa..
12. Biggest crush?
> Holly valance.. haha
13. Last mall u went to?
> Ma ma che mai ya (takashimaya)
14. Last memorable song that you've heard?
> Disenchanted - My Chemical romance
15. Last person that hates you?
> I dunno.. Not every1 expresses their hate.. But i tink its ezekiel.. hhaha.. and u noe y..
16. Reasons why you hate someone?
> Cos i aint perfect and i cant control my temper or feelings and always be understanding.. It aint ur fault, its mine..
17. Biggest lie you said?
> I play soccer like shit.. really.. it was a lie..
18. What u wanna say to someone that u love?
> I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,So tell me what you want, what you really really want,I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha. LOL
19. Where you at?
> Up your ass turn left.. den right again.. lol..
20. Have you EVER failed a subject at school?
> What are you? A geek?
21. What's on your mind?
> If i shld buy 2 packets of hokkien mee and just chiong eating it..
22. Honestly, who are you chatting online with now?
> JX
23. What is it that you REALLY should be doing right now?
> Go buy lunch.. long queue la.. wait la..
24. Have you brushed your teeth today?
> Yup.. Using william colgate's colgate.. haha
25. Who are your best friends in the world?
> Da super seven gang - 2 mats,jx,amos,hp,hj,nick
26. Honestly who is the hottest person you know?
> Holly Valance.. haha.. u din say da person must know me wat!
27. Honestly, are you a good friend?
> Good.. yea.. Not a perfect 1 thou..
28. Honestly, do you really think going to school is important?
> No.. Alot of things are learnt outside of skool also.. But since skool takes so much time, u aint learning things outside..Prob shld have a 3 day skool week, 2 day outside week.. haha
29. Honestly, what are your dreams about,mostly?
> Falling down into a everlasting hole.. Den i wake up.. lol
30. Honestly, who/what makes you happy most of the time?
> Family i guess.. They hardly disappoint..
31. Honestly, what are you so sad about right now?
> That the queue of da hawker stalls are crowded.. i dun 1 2 wait so long for my food!
32. Honestly, how old are you now?
> 30..
33.Honestly, what song are you listening to right now?
> nah.. dun really listen songs in da office now..
34. Honestly, who do you want to meet at this very moment?
> Darling.. I want her to eat wif me..
35. Honestly, where do you like to be kissed?
> Ass.. LOL.. KISS MY ASS!
36. Honestly, do you have a deadly disease?
> Yea.. its called ezcema.. It cant be cured u noe.. really.. u only can make it subside, but u cant heal it totally..
37. Honestly, do you hate someone right now?
> Yea.. Nicholas Lee Jian Hao.. Haven even ask grandma if can use the place, ownself come up wif da idea of card invitation den now dun 1 2 do!
38. Honestly, who/what do you wanna hug right now?
> Darling..
Monday, November 27, 2006
The last week..
Well.. Today, i had a bad start man..
Woke up at 7.38.. Sian! So i managed to just chiong and make it out of da house by 8.05.. I took only 30mins.. I still wonder why normally i take so long to prepare but when i chiong, it takes almost half da time only.. Hmmm..
Anyway.. left house already, walking quickly to da mrt so that i wun be THAT late.. Den when i was about to reach da traffic light, i realise my wallet was not wif me.. SIAN! I had to walk all da way back again! So in de end i reach office at 9.17.. Not that bad liao.. Luckily i msg my colleague earlier already..
Da reason i cldnt wake up today was becos of da man utd v.s chelsea game! Clash of da titans!
Wondering shld i analyse this match.. Heck la.. its my blog, i do wat i want.. haha!
Okay so there were a war of words between both managers and players before this match.. A certain quote from Ronaldo was that even though shevchenko and ballack joined chelsea, they haven improve.. I got to agree wif this statement.. Shevchenko haven adapt yet and with ballack in the team, the wingers have been comprimised.. The likes of Robben, Wright-Phillips and now Joe Cole have not been starting in first team selections.. So in a way Chelsea haven improve, they simply adopted a new style and they're not reaching their potential wif it yet..
Both managers stick to their own style.. Both were thinking that their tactics were da superior one..But Mourinho lost.. His diamond style was no match for man utd's wing play.. U saw at half time Robben coming in to play da flank.. Many believe Chelsea switched to a 4-3-3 formation.. But it looked to me like a 4-4-2 formation wif wingers.. Prob Lampard was suppose to be on da right but he drift more to da centre.. Cos Robben for sure wasnt playing a Left Forward role.. Mourinho made this to counter Ferguson's tactic which proves Man Utd were da superior team..
Lets look at....
Chelsea
-Shld not have played diamond style
-Shld have played Essien instead of Geremi at right back earlier
-Ashley Cole and Essien were good at neutralising Giggs and Ronaldo in da 2nd half
-Da introduction of Joe Cole and Robben was good..
-Da centre mids were ineffective
-Droba shld be sent off, no doubt
-Overall - A lost would have been fair
Man Utd
-Did well in dictating pace
-Let down guard in 2nd half
-Ronaldo was a letdown, neutralise by cole and failed to thread back for defence
-Saha was also a letdown, scored a goal, caused a goal
-Da central pairing of scholes and carrick is awesome
-Defence was solid except for that corner that led to goal
-Balls into da penalty box were disappointing
-Overall - A pity they did not finish off Chelsea
Man of the match for me - Scholes
Actual Man of the match - Carrick
Da reason why i chose scholes was he played well wif carrick, but carrick was booked while scholes din and scholes did one of his late runs and almost scored if it wasnt for saha who blocked his shot.
What a waste... or it cld have been Glory glory man utd!
So there was a after match drama at my place when i saw this HUGE cockroach in my house.. Man i was damm frighten.. Luckily i saw it go into my bro's room.. So i ask my bro go kill it.. LOL.. But we were watching the match.. So when it was like 80++mins, i saw the cockroach in da living room.. SHIT! I ask my bro to kill it, cos cockroach is really my achilles heel.. If u 1 2 see me act like a gal, just show me a cockroach.. LOL.. I can tell my bro also abit scared.. LOL.. It was HUGE! So i ask him take da newpaper and wack it while i stand on da sofa.. LOL.. Da wacking din work, so it ran for cover under my dining table.. Den there was a cushion just rite beside da cockroach, and my bro ask me to take da cushion out as he go find da pesticide spray.. I din even dare to take da cushion la! LOL
So in de end i speak loudly in tongues and told God i can do all things thru Christ who stregthens me.. LOL.. kidding.. I just quickly took away da cushion.. While my bro ask me keep an eye on da cockroach, make sure it doesnt run.. So he took awhile to find da pesticide spray, den aft tat he realise it was just beside me only.. LOL.. I din even dare to spray it! That was due to a bad experience.. Once when i spray a cockroach behind my main door, it flew straight at me and i was spraying it and running backwards.. Flying cockroach! Ultimate scary-ness liao! SO i din 1 2 spray in case it flew at me again.. So my bro spray it, after spraying it for so long, it still din die, still struggling to live.. I tell u, it was prob too big thats y it just cldnt die! So i ask my bro slam it wif da newpaper.. Den he ask me sweep up.. SIAN! So after da game, i took da broom and dustpan and sweep it up, it was still moving its legs la.. YUCKS! And i cld feel its movement on da dustpan.. I was gonna faint already la.. In de end, managed to throw it in da dustbin.. What a nightmare.. It was a haunting experience man! haha
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Cater for me, u, every1!
So anyway aft tat, we went to prata to discuss the christmas thing.. They started talking abt bike stuff.. We prob talk abt bike stuff more than the christmas thing.. haha.. But there was one particular joke, about the bike glove that left us laughing like dickheads...Mat was saying about how smelly the elbow guard is before this.. We joked that u can use da elbow guard to cover their mouth and knock them out.. den Mat told Hp that bike need glove.. So Hp was asking him whether the WWE Undertaker wear that kind of glove when he ride his motorbike to the ring can use or not.. Mat say cannot.. So we were imagining if we really wear the glove how..
The instructor will refuse u... Den u ask him "eh.. undertaker got wear le.. Why i cannot wear"..
Den the instructor still refuse u.. So u give him a *slit the throat action -undertaker style*.. When u're about to finish that action, the elbow guard just nice came loose *ziakkkkk*.. Den u look at da elbow guard, den stare back at him wif a fierce look.. It was hilarious...
So we attempted to switch from bike topic to christmas party.. It was prob after our 999th attempt den we succeded.. Da confirm details are
1. It will be on 22Dec at nite
2. The food will be catered -Turkey, ham and stuff..
3. Alcohol will be bought.. ( All of us over 18)
4. The guest list
5. Make fun of nick as Nick the red face elf or reindeer.. lol..
Details yet to confirm
1. Nick's place - he haven even ask him grandma.. well done..
2. Where we are catering from
3. All the guest who can make it
4. A gig performance
5. Dvd to watch
6. Invitation card
7. Gift exchange
8. Whether Amos will be santa claus.. LOL
9. Whether we will sit on amos lap and receive a present becos we have been good kids this whole year.. haha..
Yea.. so tats all we churned out.. haha..
Friday, November 24, 2006
Matrix rebirth.. haha
Thursday, November 23, 2006
U make me smile...
At nite, met up wif mat n nick at prata there to chill.. Both nick n mat were short of cash man.. Well, actually i dun have much money to spent also, considering i overspent my budget this week by a bit.. So in de end i went to withdraw money cos i really out of cash.. Den ate sum pratas and drink teh-chino..
Mat din 1 teh-chino cos he was afraid he cant slp later, but nick and I just heck care.. Apparently, i'm not affected by the "staying awake powers" of the teh-chino.. cos when i went home aft dat, tok to darling abit, check my bittorent, den i went off to bed, and i din even struggle to slp! haha.. Nick's internal clock is screwed.. Sleepin at 6am everyday n waking up at 3-5pm.. PLus he din go skool for 3 straight days cos he overslpt.. Dude.. U got to take control of ur life man.. Its not life that controls u.. I hardly struggle wif internal clock timing.. I guess prob cos i dun stay up till late often also..
So we were talking abt these rich kids that nick hangs out wif.. And from what nick said.. they sound to me like freaking rich spoilt brats who just live off their parents and party all nite, not bearing any sufferings at all.. While we're having prata kosong they wld be having indian cuisine or sumthing..Its like two diff worlds..And u tot only paris hilton gets this kinda of life..
But they better be down to earth soon man, normally spoilt kids cant take alot of suffering.. Prob they go work 1 day den quit da nxt or sumthing.. pros & cons of a rich kid.. haha..
We were joking abt how a rich kid takes a cab.. LOL! He stands at da edge of sidewalk, sees a small kid, calls him over.. "eh boy, u want to earn a quick buck? Help me flag a cab.." When the cab stops, "open the door for me".. WHen he gets into da cab, "help me tell da uncle Holland V..... eh.. sit belt sit belt.. " LOL..
Den when he reaching home.. He finds another boy to help him.. "Uncle wind down the window"... "hey boy.. wanna earn a quick buck? Help me open door... seat belt seat belt.. close da door.." LOL..
Wa dats really a spoilt brat liao la..
So we talk abit of da party.. Details will be finalised tml nite at prata.. 1030..
Cant wait for christmas.. Prob we shld have a title for our christmas party..
Lets call it "Christmas kai Nick's house(or greek word for house)" LOL
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Another interesting article..
Demonstration 1: Short Term Memory
First, Mr. Anthony read out a three-digits number, then students would write that number down, showing that we remember the number. Secondly, one more digit will be added each time. The numbers went on to 12 digits. After the read out of numbers, the class compare what they wrote with the actual numbers that were read. All of the students can remember at least 5 digits and at most 9 digits, with the mean of 7 digits.
This number 7 corresponds with the research that said that we can whole about 7 peices of information in our short term memory. the only way to imoprove this is to seperate the numbers into chunks. For example, chunk 19900730 into 1990 and o730. Then try to make sense of the numbers. 1990, my year of birth, 0730 my month and date of birth. This techniques of associating short term memory with long term memory will help improve our the capacity of short term memory.
Demonstration 2: Short term memory: Words
Mr. Anthony read out several sleepy words and the students listen. After all the words are read, the students were asked to retrieve as many words as possible. The mean number of correct words is, again, 7. This indicates that we can put only Secabout 7 pieces of information into our short term memory. From this demonstration, we learned 5 things about memory.
First, there is something called reconstructive memory. In the demonstration, 5 students out of 16 recalled the word "sleep", which, surprisingly, havent been said. This is because all other words have some kind of connection with the word "sleep" and that 5 students constructed the memory of the word from other words. This is also called "Dejavu".
Secondly, we tend to remember the first few words we hear and the last few words.
Thirdly, most, if not all, of us remember the word "night" This is because the word "night" was said three times, while the other words were said once. This demonstrates that repetition plays an important part in memorization. Repetitions increase the tendency to remember.
Fourth, many students remember the word "pineapple" eventhough the word was said in the middle. This is because "pineapple" stands out as other words are all associated with "night".Distinctiveness as shown in the pineapple example also increase the tendency to remember.
Lastly, chunking is, again, the key to memorization. People who remember the word "toss" also remember the word "turn" because they chunk "toss" and turn" together.
Demonstration 3: Meaning Enhances Recall
Our instruction was to look at 20 cards each with a word and a letter, A or B. If the card has a letter A, then we have to count the number of syllables in the word shown with the letter. If the card has B, then we need to judge whether the word is pleasant or unpleasant. After 20 words, we were asked to write down all the words that we can remember.
The most number of words remembered was 20 and the least was 10, with even distribution in between. This shows that each person’s ability to remember varies.
What we remember depends on who we are and our experiences.
Now let’s look at what words are remembered.
The class result shows that:
3 students recalled more A words and B words.
4 students recalled the same number of A words and B words.
9 students recalled more B words and A words.
This evidently illustrates that the tendency to remember increase when there is meaning to the input information. For the B words, we were asked to judge whether the word is pleasant or unpleasant, this creates meaning to our brain so we remember it better. For A words, we were asked to count the syllables, which makes no meaning to our brain, therefore, we remember the words less vividly. In conclusion, “meaning enhances memory recall.”
More abt ur brain...
-We are capable of remembering 100 trillions things, which is fascinating, but despite the vast capacity, we do forget things.
-Motivation, concentration and rehearsal enhance the ability to remember. This is why we need to concentrate when studying for a test.
-Information comes in to the sensory memory then into short-term memory then eventually into long-term memory. When we want to retrieve information, the information will come from the long-term memory to the short-term memory and out
-The long term memory is limitless and the short-term memory can hold only about 7 pieces of information before losing them or before transferring them in to the long-term memory. To increase the capacity of short-term memory, the method of chunking could be used. Chunking is to group information together. Relating old memory with new input will also increase the tendency to remember new information. Using mnemonic devices will also increase the tendency to remember.
- Lastly, there is no specific part of the brain that store memory; instead, the whole brain contributes to memory. When a neuron dies, we forget the information held by that neuron.
An interesting post that i saw while blog surfing.. haha.. its hilarious.. Be warned of da sexual content inside..
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b)The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
(e) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden.However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push`it!
(b)C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ars and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
We hope this clears up any confusion- The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd.
haha.. i tink 21 & 28 is hilarious..
All about I
I WANT: a fitter body..
I WISH: upon a star.. wondering where u are..
I HATE: working on saturdays..
I MISS: secondary school life.. All da jokes and soccer aft skool..
I FEAR: of losing my sanity..
I WONDER: what would really happened if i reisgn my work now..
I HEAR: my stomach growling..
I REGRET: regretting
I AM NOT: perfect
I DANCE: in the moonlight..*dancing in the moonlight, everybody's feeling warm and bright*
I SING: well.. LOL.. a love song for u..
I CRY: for my grandpa
I AM NOT ALWAYS: what you expect me to be or do..
I MAKE WITH MY HANDS: a bowl of delicious pasta..
I WRITE: nonsense.. haha
I CONFUSE: abt why my phone already has problems when i just bought it recently
I NEED: to have a clear mind
I SHOULD: start working now.. but on second tots.. maybe later.. haha
I START: downloading files on bittorrent again! My internet at home is finally up!
I FINISH: my food very fast... haha
I LOVE: my darling
I REMEMBER: my love ones..
I TAG: along.. i'm not a natural born leader..
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Vivo...Vovi... Volvo..Vulpix.. LOL
Yes i know.. I'm abit slow..
I went wif darling yst.. Da first show we went to was da Candy Empire.. I spent $24 dere buying chocs and sweet! LOL.. Unbelievable..
I bought Jelly beans, waffle biscuits and choco-coconuts.. While darling bought sum sour lemon stick and chocolate filling biscuit.. I love choco-coconuts.. its nice!! I dun tink alot of ppl share my taste thou..
We walked ard, and den went to carl's jr to eat.. It was my first time eating there also!
Yes i know.. I'm abit slow..
Luckily for me, i listen to all my friends talk abt it and i learn i can just share da combo cos it will be BIG! And it was BIG! I bought a bacon double cheeseburger combo plus da beef chili cheese fries.. Da fries was interesting man.. haha.. It was nice la, but i tink it was overpriced.. haha..
Den we walked into dis bookstore, Page One i tink.. It was BIG also.. haha.. I so 1 2 buy calvin n hobbes comic, but i dun even noe which books i haven read.. cos i read so many at TP library liao.. haha.. So it was a wise choice not to get the books.. I was so tired man.. my legs were killing.. I din have da mood to go window shop my own clothes.. Anyway i no money also.. haha..
Wait till i get money first den shop! Spend wat i have not what i dun have..
Monday, November 20, 2006
Update time!!
Cg was funny.. It started wif games, den praise, den testimony, den word, den ministry, den offering.. What happened to worship?? It was truly weird for me.. Although ministry was long, but i feel it shld not sub for worship.. It just felt weird...
I was truly truly tired also.. I really cant wait for attachment to end!
Sat...
Met hj for lunch aft work since he was nearby also.. Realise he bang into a tree da previous nite while playing cg games.. How in da world do u bang into a tree?? LOL.. he was badly injured sumore.. Tc man..
So we took a long bus ride now to expo aft we ate cos we had alot of time.. It was really really long.. 1hr plus ride... Den we went to da back of da hall to queue up, we were talking abt how unnecessary it was to come church early to queue up now.. I was telling him that Cg yst, yaohui say that how come last time we can leave house at 1 just to reach boon lay at 3 to queue up but now when come to expo, u leave ur hse at 4 to reach svc at 5... He was just giving dis e.g to quesiton commitment.. But i disagree wif him.. Now when the leaders go in, there is harldy much rows left to book cos 1 leader will take prob 1-2 rows and say it is booked, plus u go and count the no. of ppl queueing up, by the time we come in, we can go wait for da terraces already..
U imagine, u come all da way to expo early, at 3pm (sum crazy ppl come even earlier than that when 3pm to me is mad already), U sweat like mad due to da hot sun, wait for 1 hr for doors to open, u go into da hall, u find dat u keep going to da wrong rows where da leaders book already, by the time u 1 2 find a new row, no more left.. U have to wait for terrace.. Wait another 1/2 hr till 430 when it opens.. Den must see if u really siao kao den can get a front terrace seat, if not also sit all da way at da back.. So u come at 3pm, suffer under da sun, wait soo long to sit down at da terrace.. Wow.. U are mad! I cld prob come at 4.25, stroll in, just nice when i queueing at da terrace, it opens den i cld prob get a more front seat den u sumore..
So u cant measure commitment liddat.. dats call stupidity liao.. U make urself suffer only..
Da 2 most unfair thing are
1. Leaders get to go in first.. They dun need to queue in da hot sun, if dey come at da rite time, dey dun even need to queue.. To tink leaders keep saying why we dress sloppily while they dress so nice wif all their jackets and stuff.. Try queueing in da sun wif all ur flashy jackets la! U tink very cold ah.. Nice to wear all da formal shirts in da sun ah?
2. Over-zealous "christ followers".. Why do i say "christ followers"... They cut da queue as if dey are from da world.. I mean these idiots come at prob 3.45.. dey cut and cut till they reach da front where those ppl prob came at 3.. When i say dey cut da queue, i dun mean just walking thru, dey bang their way thru, push ppl like mad, do all sorts of things just to get to da front.. Well done christains... well done.. Da best thing is, dey NVR learn..
So i was queueing at da back.. As usual, leaders go in first.. So every1 stood up waiting for da doors to open.. At first we were sitting in a queue.. Orderly.. But There was no barriers at da queue.. So almost every1 from da back came storming forward when every1 stand up.. SIAN!
I told hj, i damm tempted to go trip one of those over-zealous "christains" when they run to da front to cut queue.. I will just stretch my leg out to trip dem.. I was damm tempted.. Den i saw a familiar face who cut queue.. HONG TAT! Den i told hj, first 1 i aim i confirm aim hong tat.. LOL.. Den we joke saying go n slide him as he is running.. Den i said 2 footed sumore.. Den hj added from da back sumore.. LOL.. SO tempted to try..
Dats y i dun really like if i go early to queue.. I dun see any purpose liao.. At least back at jurong, there is still sum order, sum purpose.. If we go early sure can get seat.. now.. Its useless..
I left during da end of svc to go celebrate my aunt's b'day.. My this aunt is quite close to me.. Cos she is da 1 dat raise both my siblings and me. When my father pass away, my mum had to support da family.. she cldnt take care of da 3 of us.. So my aunt wld help raise us.. So we were close to her.. I went to Aranda restaurant to eat.. Its beside downtown east.. And its high class man.. Its so diff from how i usually eat.. Da menu is already so chim... A normal beaf steak they describe until like its not a steak.. LOL.. it was like ... beef ......" there was no "steak" in da dish name.. Den da appetizer dere is called entree... prob french word.. man.. it was high class la!
Da soup is not ur normal cafe cartel soup where they serve in a bowl.. Over there they serve in a plate.. Den their food amounts are small small portions 1.. Not like those low class restaurant where all there serve 1 is big amounts.. Den u got diff cutlery for ur main and da entree... Dey will only serve ur nxt dish when u finish ur current 1.. So if i drank finish my soup, den dey clear da soup, den da entree will come and so on.. High class man.. haha..
Aft tat we went to Swensen at aiport.. It was a long queue man! But we still waited.. We ordered ice-cream and all da side dish.. Rodeo wings,fried mush, fries,calamari rings.. I ate till so full!
But 1 thing i admire abt my aunt is dat she stays relevant wif her son, my cousin.. They can talk quite easily.. U dun see that often already.. What i usually see is, a family going out together at a mall, da parents walking together, da son walks wif dem too, but wif ear phones on listening to music.. WTH! LAME LA! U're out wif ur family den u must do this kind of retarded things.. cool meh?? Must listen music whereever u go meh? U sum kind of music god ah? I find it ridiculous.. I listen music only when i'm alone or simply tired.. Not when i'm out wif parents.. Childrens these days.. haiz..
Sun...
Got to play soccer again!! YES LA!! Unfortunately, i just injure my ankle again... SIAN!! I dun even noe how i injure it cos we were playing wif dis malay team which was easy cheesy.. It din take much effort to play against them, so i still dunno how i injure my ankle.. But i know how i made it worst.. LOL.. Aft injuring, i rested awhile while my team went into da court again to play amongst oureselves.. I din 1 2 play cos my leg is injured... But i cldnt stand da boredom, so i tot, heck la.. Just chiong.. So when we were abt to end, i made da last att.. Willet was tackling me.. I did a quick stepover, push da ball past him, but he kicked my right leg, as a result, i was off balance and my weight shifted to my left leg, and further injure my ankle.. SIAN! Now i'm gonna wear my ankle guard to work again.. Cos now, it hurts even when i walk.. How to train for NAPHA liddat.. hiaz..
When i got home, my sis bf was playing his ps2 which he brought over on sat.. He stayed over at my hse.. So i challenged him winning eleven 10 as he was playing when i got back.. I challenged him twice.. and i won both times! LOL.. Btw, i dun play ps2 winning eleven, i only played it on pc.. dere's still sum diff between da two platform.. I'm still trying to find an opponent who i find hard to defeat in winning eleven.. so far i haven found any.. Even last time when i went lucas hse, i was playing badly at first cos i not used to ps2 winning eleven, but when i got used to it, i was unbeatable.. LOL.. So pls.. challenge me winning eleven.. if its on ps2 or xbox, let me get used to da controls first.. haha..
Dats abt it! I may not posting life in sec 3 today.. Cos sec 3 wld be long! I cld prob post 10 times and still not complete it.. LOL.. I'll see how..
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Sec 2 again..
I just remembered another famous story! haha.. how cld i forget it!
The story goes like this....
One fine day, during recess.. We played soccer on the soccer field.. Daryl Keith was the goalkeeper.. The field was wet and muddy.. Junhao wanted a goal badly.. There was a goalmouth scramble.. Junhao and daryl keith raced for the ball, but junhao was in a more favourable position so he got to the ball first.. As junhao tried a zinedine zidane volley into the goal, he slipped on the water puddle just below the position of the ball.. *PIAK*.. The ball prob rolled into the net as the impact was great... Following that were thunders of laughter that broke forth..
Junhao was covered in mud, with the ball in da goal, and Daryl Keith in front of him laughing like a jackass.. LOL.. As he began to stand up, ppl around him saw da watery mud sliding down his butt line.. As i was far from him, i was fortunate to miss this unfortunate event! LOL.. But many who were around him tat day still live today to tell abt this horrid image in their mind.. LOL!!
Just kidding.. it was damm funny... Den junhao had to go to the general office to get a new set of clothes.. Unfortunately they cldnt find a size that suit him.. So he wore a tight shirt, that only Lee kim seng wld be proud of.. LOL.. I remember da whole day he was trying to make his nipples less obvious.. LOL.. it was a CLASSIC moment..
I din noe y also, but junhao's butt line was easily seen most of da time.. I remember sum1 told me abt the story abt junhao's butt line.. Nick was da culprit.. LOL.. He purposely drop his pen and ask jun to pick it up for him, and when he bend down, the rest cld see his butt line and controlled their laughing! LOL.. Prankster eh...
Nick n jun were like sworn enemies or sumthing.. they wld argue over the slightest things.. And their arguement was like some kind of standup comedy show.. IT WAS HILARIOUS.. u hear them make fun of each other, WA! U'll just die laughing.. It was better than white chicks comebine wif ice age.. It was TAT funny..
Then more abt nick.. Nick was sum sort of oversensitive guy when he was sec 2.. When playing soccer, a ball will likely to hit ur face, ur body, ur specs and even ur crotch... But he din comprehend dat.. Whenever the ball hits his specs, he wld be like a bull, or siao kao! He wld be so angry that he chase the person who hit the ball... even though it was an accident.. LOL.. I remember if any1 hit nick specs, every1 wld be quiet, waiting to see how nick will react,da guy who hit it will be waiting to run for his live.. LOL.. I remember nick for constantly msging in class.. he was msging this other gal in other skool.. And he was ever so blur.. LOL.. So more abt his oversensitiveness.. He clashed with jx and jason 1 day as they were hanging out at the back of da class.. LOL.. In de end it was a 2-on-1 cheapshot kind of fight.. It ended with them having to settle at shell.. LOL.. how young and childish we were den..
So how they settled was nick and jason will fight in a 1-on-1 battle.. Anything goes.. It was a "cage" match.. LOL.. Both had diff strategies.. Nick stuck wif his "i can move faster than you do so try hit me if u can" tactic while jason stuck wif his "try defeating my mua thai style which i learn from an indian" tactic.. LOL.. It was hilarious man.. In de end, Jason cldnt touch nick at all.. So the decision was to let Jason punch nick 1 time.. Thinking back, it was a retarded decision.. Initially, Nick kanna 2-on-1 liao.. now got to kanna wack cos Jason cant hit him.. LOL..
So after Jason hit him once, he kept his word, but a chidlish JX took a cheapshot at nick and kick him at the back while he was still on da floor.. When we ask nick okay not, he say okay.. Jx kick the part where he wallet was, so he din feel much.. LOL.. den we continued playing soccer LOL.. WTH!!
Now abt me.. I remember i was so playful when i was in sec 2 dat i failed my overall at the end of the year! Yes.. i failed by abit.. I only pass 3/9 subjects.. LOL.. Luckily.. it was God's will for me to stay on in express, they gave me a qualifying test.. It was so easy la! haha.. But how the system works its quite retarded.. My qualifying test included a geog project and a chinese test.. No joke.. A project for qualifying test.. Dunno how they determine who takes wat also.. In de end it was easy cheesy.. So i was promoted to sec 3 express..
I remember i was very close to nick..cant remember exactly when, i believe its when sec 2 was finishing.. I always went his house to play almost everything! His house normally dun have much computer games or stuff to do.. So normally we wld do outdoor stuff.. He wld lent me his bike, cycle to east coast, or cycle to bedok cc to challenge ppl bball.. or play soccer wif ppl at the street soccer court.. haha.. It was damm fun.. We wld share abt everything.. gals and teenage stuff.. Nick loved cycling alot when he was young.. he wld cycle everywhere.. he said once he cycled from sentosa back, to east coast, to kallang to get free refill in his foldable cup..!!! LOL.. kidding.. As for me, i din have a good cycling backgrd.. So once he took me to this bloody steep slope.. I swear it was so steep that if u walk down, and u trip over a stone, u wld roll down all the way already..
He told me it was damm shiok.. i look at it and went "uh oh".. So as foolish and inexperienced as i was, i went down the slope wif him.. There were traffic infront of us.. So in de end we were just behind a lorry.. I remember i felt i was getting closer to the lorry as the speed was too fast, so i decided to break, as a freaking noob, i din think abt tapping the breaks lightly.. I simply just slammed da breaks.. as a result.. i flew off my bike.. skidded down da road.. Luckily there were no cars behind.. So amazingly, i landed on my stomach and my stomach had no scratches! Only just da impact of it landing.. Only my hands had a few minor scratches.. And of cos, nick's bike was bent.. haha.. I still remember the times when me n him talk over the phone all nite till nxt morning.. we were a bunch of emo "gay" kids! LOL.. Once we talked till morning, nick said if i dun hear any response means he slp liao.. true enuf he really slpt.. LOL..
Soon enuf, Hp joined us.. I dunno how, but he did.. They say 3 is a crowd... but this crowd was damm fun.. lol.. As nick had alot of bikes, we cycled alot! We wld cycle everywhere, to suntec to walk ard den go penisula.. or go kallang eat kfc cos there's a free refill! LOL.. I remember once.. when we ate at the kfc, Hp suggested to wait, pour all da chilli sauce out before eating.. Den he countdown.. da moment he said go, i swear that was one of my fastest meal.. The food was gone in a matter of minutes! haha..
Then there was this time we were studying at nick's house also.. It was damm fun also.. During the breaks me n nick played eng chess while hp played carem or da chinese game where mostly ah pek play wif nick aft tat.. I din play carem cos i wasnt good at it.. I nvr play carem before at tat time.. SOunds sad.. but true.. Actually i also din play eng chess, but i know how all the pieces move, so i played wif nick.. Nick was a "veteren" compared to me.. He wld always state out all his tactics.. LOL.. I din noe why but i kept winning him! I even used his "horse" tactic against him.. LOL.. Everytime he lost, he wldnt believe and say one more round or tyco 1 la.. LOL.. The funny thing was, nick's father was at home too.. Den he wld check in on us once in awhile.. Everytime he come in, he see us playing chess or carem.. not studying.. LOL.. but in fact we already studied so long den take a break.. LOL
Den da last and final memory of da 3 of us was dis crazy cyclist at east coast.. We were all cycling when i tink Hp accidentally almost hit sum 1.. den dis crazy cyclist scolded us for saying we cycle dangerously.. But it wasnt even hp's fault.. SO we decided to give chase on him.. Da crazy cyclist was on those kind of bike wif thin wheels.. those w/o much effort can cycle very fast.. while ours were like mount bikes.. So he was like cycling freely while we chionging like mad! LOL.. Funny.. Nick was side by side wif da mad cyclist as his mount bike was a moongoose, more advanced den da ones he gave us.. LOL.. They were probably argueing throughout.. While me n hp were behind catching up, i remember my bike handle hit sum's handle.. den they person's bike fell.. But it wasnt my fault.. seriously.. the person kept goin left den rite, den left again.. I 1 2 siam also cannot siam.. So in de end nick and dat guy stop at the outside of a tunnel where he n da guy kept argueing.. den i came nxt and started to argue wif him also.. 2-on-1 liao.. den hp came in last shouting all da way as his bike came to a stop.. LOL.. Da guy got intimidated and cycled down the tunnel.. After he left, me nick hp all laugh like shit.. it was damm hilarious and a fun experience..
Thats y i say my sec 2 was fun.. haha..
Friday, November 17, 2006
Sec 2C... Worst class a teacher cld ever have..
Sec 2 was so much more fun becos i was familiar wif every1 now..
I loved the position i sat in class.. It was just rite beside da window.. I remember behind me was Ben, beside ben was chua.. We talked alot! haha..
Hmm.. many memories.. which shld i start..
Let me start by saying we had Mrs Ng as our form teacher.. "Ng ng ng ng ng".. LOL.. I mean we kept saying it.. the whole class said it in front of her.. gosh.. she must be damm sad la.. haha..
Sec 2 all of us were more united.. Da guys la.. We all played soccer.. From skinny guys like matthew tan, to short guys like hj, to tall guys like nick(he had puberty before us.. so he WAS tall.. look at him now.. LOL), to big size guys like Junhao.. We had every kind.. And it was damm bloody funny.. Even amos played soccer! I remember Jun for his famous short sprints but tire out easily,mat lim for all da talent he has, amos for being da best "still" keeper and myself as da lobang king!
We were all so enthu abt soccer.. Before skool starts play soccer at basketball court.. Recess play soccer again at basketball court.. As our class was just above the basketball court, sumtimes after recess when teacher comes late, we still kicking.. After skool, ta bao chicken rice la, or go shell buy pao or cup noodles, eat finish already den straight away kick.. we din even care if aft dat got stomachache or whatever.. just chiong!
There were so many funny stories.. There was da junhao famous quote when he fell down at da side of da court "woa...".. i remember he tot the fence was just behind him.. he din knew the ledge and da fence had a small hole.. so he tot he was leaning back on da fence, but in de end he fell into that small space.. haha.. And there were so many times when we simply just slip and fell on water puddles.. we wld just stop soccer and laugh.. We kicked plenty of balls over to shell station.. and i remember once they were so pissed that they kept our ball and say they nvr saw it.. It was so obvious la.. we kicked a ball over.. it landed at shell.. i mean shell is just directly opp the court.. only da fence seperates the two.. if we saw it land at shell.. den its at shell.. unless u tell me it got sucked in to sum kind of black hole, which i prob still wldnt believe.. ahaha..
We even played soccer in da class room! I remember i damaged the fan on top of me.. haha.. sumtimes during lessons it wld make creaky sounds as if it were gonna drop anytime..
Den there was a paper aeroplane season.. Where we simply kept folding paper aeroplanes to fly them in class or try to aim on top and out of da fence.. haha.. The ground floor was full of paper aeroplanes as 2B also did it! LOL
Now abt teachers...
Ms Lilian Seet and her famous clash wif Junhao.. LOL.. She made Junhao stand on top of his table! And junhao warn her that if he injured he will sue her! And dey started quarreling.. LOL!
Another time also she brought us to AV room to watch sum movie.. Lit stuff.. We were making alot of noise as we werent interested.. who is?? So she asked us if we din 1 2 watch we can jolly well get out.. When she left for da toilet or sumthing, the guys all walked back to our class and started playing soccer in class! LOL
Mr John Polo.. His moral ed lessons are killing man.. SO BORING! Thus he made those dat din bring their books to seat outside the class.. Soon almost all da guys were going outside to seat during his lessons, cos it was more fun tokin outside.. Even if we brought our books, we wld quickly put it back in our bag and walk out.. LOL.. But John polo wasnt stupid.. He saw a pattern, (it took awhile for him to realise.. LOL), so he said "those without books will do gardening aft skool today" WA! SIAN! I remember i kept my book.. getting ready to go out, and when he said dat, i quickly took out my book again! LOL
Mrs Ng ng ng... She had no control of our class.. everytime her lesson came.. i remember terence, xm, kelly, serene they all wld make irritating "animal" sounds.. It was so irritating.. it got on my nerves also.. LOL.. Den mrs ng will go "who made that noise.. better own up.. dun let me catch u..." haha..
Then there was da famous incident wif nicky.. Where nicky handed in chua's maths holiday hw! LOL.. CHua faxed him the answers and he just handed up da fax copy! LOL.. it was damm funny la..
Mrs Jessie Leong... Prob cos she is pregnant, not easy.. So everyday she comes in to teach us, she is always scolding.. We din like her 1 bit.. Then 1 day when she scolded us finish, she was gonna seat on da teacher's chair which was spoilt, the whole class knew it, but none said it.. WHen she sat, the whole chair bent.. no1 helped her thou she was pregnant.. u cld tell how chidlish and pissed we were..
Our Home econs teacher.. I remember pairing wif chua to cook fried rice.. She said we have to put in salt.. She din 1 us 2 put ourselves cos she was afraid we put too much.. she said a pinch of salt will do.. When she came ard and put salt for us, it was not even a pinch, it was much more than tat! After cooking finish, we ate it, it was so saltish.. What a bitch! haha..
Tan Yen Ling.. When she first taught us.. it was hell! Every other day it was "copy chapter 1 & 2" or "copy page 10-20".. Crazy i tell u.. I remember once i was called to answer her question, i din like her at all.. So when she asked me da qn, i just stood dere and din answer.. She said "fine.. make da whole class wait"..I still stood dere still not answering.. Cos i forgot wat da qn was! LOL.. but i just act "cool".. staring at her and din reply! LOL
Thats all i remember.. prob update on this if i remember anymore.. help me out wif dis.. i dun wanna miss a thing!
A tribute to my "ah gong"
As i was bathing today in da kitchen toilet, i was reminded of my "ah gong".. U might wonder, why dun i call him grandpa?? Becos all of my friends noe him as "ah gong"...
So today i will write down all my memories, all my regrets of my late ah gong..
My ah gong was not a good husband to my ah ma at all.. Becos he was a compulsive gambler, he always took my ah ma's money to go gamble.. Even when my grandparents were older, my ah ma still cldnt stand da sight of my ah gong.. They wld quarrel every other time.. But deep down, i know they still cared for each other..
I remember once when my ah ma passed away already, my ah gong became disillusioned and kept asking us why ah ma went out and still haven come home.. It happened a few times, but after awhile i tink he finally came to his senses..
When i was at kindergarten, my ah gong wld always bring me to skool and fetch me back.. He loved me alot and was always over-concerned for me.. As a result, i was quite dependent on him.. I remember once after class ended, i cldnt find him and i cried, the ppl ard me brought me to a police station tinkin i was abandoned (i assume tats why they bring me dere).. After awhile my ah gong came to get me, and i was no longer sad.. I remember da times when i cldnt slp well in my mum's room, i wld go to his room to slp wif him.. He wld embrace me and i slpt well throughout the nite.. He also taught me a few japanese words from his experience in jap occupation.. I cant remember what were the words now thou.. whenever i wanted to buy sumthing or i needed money, i approached him and he wld always give me.. I loved my grandpa alot..
When i was at primary skool, even now i took da skool bus, he wld still come to visit me during my recess.. When i was older in primary skool, i no longer took da skool bus, but yet he insisted on sending me to skool, but as a "older" kid now, i din want ppl to see me still hanging on to my grandpa.. So i always declined and insist i din need.. Its from then dat i neglected him, for too long.. He wld always do all da loving acts, but i was childish and always din 1 2 be associated wif him cos it was "uncool"..
Soon when i'm in sec skool, he suffered a stroke, which caused him to be unable to walk properly.. So all da visitings to my skool stopped.. He still cld walk, but not normally, it was just like limping.. And i tot "finally" i can be independent now.. When u are young and foolish, u wld tink this way.. As the years go by, his stroke got worse, due to his smoking habit.. Even though he got a stroke from smoking, he din stop.. My mum din like him at all, prob cos of his bad habits.. Gambling money away, and smoking excessively.. My mum hated to see him spent money like dat.. But u cld tell my mum still cared for him as she wld still buy him cigerettes when he din ask.. At my grandpa's age, giving up smoking isnt that easy already.. Soon, from a limping kind of walk, he was reduced to needing something to support everywhere he walked.. Den to moving very slowly.. And after that.. he was wheelchair bound..
As his movement became limited, we wld always deliver food and put on his table to eat.. He also cldnt reach da toilet in time.. But my grandpa was quite a smart person, he wld cut those 1.5litre bottles den he will piss inside dem.. But when it came to shit, he cldnt do it in da bottle.. Most of da time he wld make a whole mess out of his room or he wld leave a trail of shit on da way to da toilet.. Becos we are at skool, we cant cater to his needs.. once every two days the maid will come.. But it was still not enuf.. I wld spent hrs cleaning up da mess he made, and i always scolded him.. I was foolish.. I prob cleaned shit almost every other day.. It was almost like a habit.. As a teenager, u want all da time u want to play games or go out, but in de end i had to clean shit.. I was pissed, i always scolded my grandpa.. cos he is always so stubborn and also for causing da mess.. By now, i nvr even tok to him at all.. Da sight of him already turns me off..
His stroke condition became worse again.. Thou he stopped smoking already.. Cos of his limited movement, he cldt go buy cigerettes, and he also din ask us already.. He now even had difficulty climbing out of his bed, that was how bad it was.. He wld always shout for us as he cldnt get up, each time u bring him up, 5 mins later, he is down on da bed again.. It was dat bad.. I was ever so irritated by him as every 5 mins he is always calling me.. U imagine sum1 keep calling u every 5 mins.. U wld prob go mad.. dats wat i did.. I kept scolding him to hold on to sumthing so dat he doesnt fall back.. The worst days are those when my mum wakes me up at 5 or 6 am to ask me to go help my grandpa as he fell on da kitchen floor, covered in shit.. I hated those days, u're so tired, first thing u woke up, u have to clean shit.. I hated my grandpa.. I was childish, i din want to be understanding anymore.. I tried to be understanding, but after awhile, wif da amount of times he keep calling ur name and clean his shit, u wun be able to take it..
And dat year when he passed away, i guess it was God's timing.. I din noe why but God's love empowered me to do things i cldnt do.. I was able to tolerate him, i shouted at him much lesser.. maybe once or twice when he was stubborn.. I cleaned his shit without shouting at him.. I only kept shouting out "sian".. cos thats exactly how i felt.. I was ever so patient wif him.. It was a complete change from me.. I remember once, when i was abt to do my QT late at nite outside in da living room, he called me.. I went to his room, to help adjust his body position so he cld sleep properly.. He held my hand as i was abt to leave.. He looked at me, saying nothing at first, he just kept looking.. i told him to go sleep.. and den he said the words "thank you".. i asked him to go sleep, as i saw him closing his eyes, den i walked out, crying like a baby.. It was such a touching moment.. As i did my QT i was still crying all da way.. From den on, it empowered me to be ever so patient to my ah gong.. But it did not last long.. Soon my ah gong landed in hospital.. his blood pressure was low, and he was groggy the whole day.. When my mum came back i told her abt it, but in de end she decided to call da hospital as he was not responding to us.. On da way to the hospital, my mum was almost gonna cry.. My grandpa went to da hospital.. but din come out of it...
He stayed in da hospital for a few weeks before passing away.. I visited him almost everyday, just to see him.. I dunno izzit he din have da energy to tok or wat was preventing him from talking, but the whole time dere, he only spoke once or twice when i visited.. Other than that, he always seemed to be dazed and unaware of the surroundings.. Once or twice also we wld receive phone calls from da hospital in da middle of da nite to tell us ah gong wasnt doing well.. Da doctor cld not give him a full body checkup to find out wats wrong wif him as he was too weak to go thru da checkup.. Once when they call us in, in da middle of da nite, da doctor said he had to go to ICU, but after my uncles and my mum talked abt it, they decided to let him go peacefully and not bring him to ICU.. Da nite where we were called in to da hospital in da middle of da nite again, he passed away.. I cldnt control my tears.. Even as i'm writing now, i really cant control my tears.. i had to go to da bathroom once just to keep a hold of myself..
It was God's timing as God gave me a bigger heart to love him dat year that he passed away.. I believe God din 1 me 2 regret when he passed away.. God wanted me to love him before he passed away..
And i pay a tribute to my ah gong cos, nvr once, not when my grandma passed away, or da times where he wld just lay on da bed just staring outside da window, or other times did i see him cry.. He was a real man in his own rights..
Ah Gong.. i love you...
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Sec 1 sumore..
This happened all in da camp...
I remember there was this activity where we suppose to balance and walk on a piece of wire! I remember i was da last guy, mat lim was infront of me.. It was damm retarded.. I cldnt balance for nuts.. And mat lim was like " relax la.." LOL.. I swear my body balance sucks.. I see how sum ppl can stand on da mrt without holding railings, but i cant.. Seriously i cant.. If i dun hold, i probably be rolling around da mrt.. No joke.. Rolling.. * Keep rolling rolling rolling yea! Keep rolling rolling rolling!*
Den there was this mud trail where we just simply sank in da mud and walked thru it.. Utterly gross.. But it was fun.. I remember we were asking our teacher Ms Joanna Tan to come also, but she simply refused to.. Not sporting 1! Prob she got grossed out or sumthing.. So we were walking thru it, den at da end of it, it was a steep slope up to get out of da mud.. We were all covered in mud and da steep slope din help at all.. So we had to support one another as we come out of da mud and walk on da slope.. They created sum kind of human rope( people join together to create a rope) to help pull us out of da mud.. Da hilarious part was when Astoria ( i tink or sum gal who wasnt very light) was nxt to come out of da mud, i remember xing jin shouted "eh more help, need more help!" LOL.. it was hilarious la.. In de end all our clothes got soo covered in mud, we threw away our clothes after changing into a new set..
Den there was the NPCC experience.. Totally sucked! I joined NPCC.. yea yea.. I cant believed i joined it myself.. No offence to any1 in NPCC.. But i feel that NPCC is soo bloody boring.. Every week, go there, play sum lame games, really really lame games den get tortured by fellow seniors who are NCOs, learn sum lame marching drill in da hot sun.. Da only thing dat sustained me was da occasional playing of basketball and soccer.. I am amazed by myself that i lasted 1 and a quarter year.. I was so sian in NPCC dat when da promotion test came, i din even take it.. I just watched every1 take.. LOL.. I even went to da NPCC camp.. which i shall not elaborate much cos not much interesting things.. What finally made me quit NPCC was the cartoon series SLAM DUNK.. I like to watch slam dunk alot, but it always clashed wif NPCC as its on sat afternoon.. So finally i decided to quit NPCC.. haha.. Slam dunk nice la.. I read it, and watched the cartoon series.. Damm nice..
hmm.. I tink dats abt it for sec 1.. enjoy!
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
hahaha.. hahaha
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!" "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me that he thinks you're really cute!"
Mommy and Daddy Dearest
There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer. So the teacher asks Bobby, “What is this animal called?” “I dunno,” claims Bobby. So then she says, “I'll give you a hint—it's what your mother calls your father.” The boy thinks for a minute and then says, “Oh that's what a son of a bitch looks like!”
Little Johnny Stands Up
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Little Johnny Answers the Question
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
Lets get back to basics..
So here goes.. Sec 1...
I have a very vague impression of sec 1, cos as an introvert, i wasnt comfortable in a new environment, plus my long time best friend, jx, was different class from me.. So i took awhile to make new friends.. I remember being made eng rap or class monitor.. 1 of them la.. boy was i shitty in doing it.. LOL..
I remember always going home after school, eagerly waiting till evening den i come down and play basketball.. I was so bloody powerful den.. I come down to play almost everyday.. And i met a guy named leong koon.. same school as me,but diff class.. So every evening i wld see him dere, and we wld play together.. we became basketball buddies.. Due to da regular exercise, i lost alot of weight and grew taller also.. every1 was asking me how i slimmed down! LOL.. EVERY1.. not exeggerating..
At tat time when i met leong koon, he was just starting out to play only.. So i was much better den him, in terms of skill and height advantage also.. But in de end, he managed to become soo powerful tat even my height advantage cld not beat his skill.. I remember when all da big boys play, me and him wld be da 2 youngest players.. and we wld still be able to play well wif da big boys.. normally i was up against him since we two are da youngest.. haha.. Till now, no doubt in my heart, he is da best i've ever challenged.. Now, thou he is still shorter den me, he can hang on da rim liao while i only can touch da rim.. haha..
So, back to skool, i dun exactly know how da hell we got together to play soccer, but it was damm fun.. We had different personalities playing.. Nick, hp, matthews, benjamin, hj etc.. I remember besides mat lim and me, no1 really cld play soccer dat well.. haha.. I still can remember how i cld dribble past ppl easily, constantly using just 1 feint move.. it was damm retarded la..1 feint move only.. LOL.. but look at them now, so hard to dribble past already.. all of dem develop their skills already.. I remember sec 1, i was lobang king!! haha.. Cos of all were "freshies" in soccer, i decided to take advantage of them.. I wld constantly lobang dem, and dey dun even noe what hit them! haha.. It din matter if i ole them and din get da ball back, cos i after i ole dem, i wld keep laughing non stop.. Those were da days..
And also.. another significant event was da sec 1 camp.. LOL.. boy was it fun.. Da guys stayed in a A shape hut while da gals were staying in a bunker like place.. So much difference i tell u.. there were even bats hanging on da A shape huts..Unfair for da guys.. I remember in my hut, got terence, gabriel all dat.. and we were sharing who we liked.. haha.. young n innocent.. There was also a joke going round da camp dat a joker juggling balls will come outside of ur window with the clown song.. lol.. dun really noe da details.. But i remember 1 thing damm clearly.. sleeping wif gabriel was bad! haha.. He woke me up in da middle of da nite to ask me to go toilet wif him cos he scared of pontiniak and da clown! LOL.. I was like "dun disturb me la.. u ask sum1 else follow la".. LOL.. damm funny la.. in de end he got sum1 else in da same hut to go wif him... now tat i tink back, it was HILARIOUS!!
and on da last nite of da camp, we had a bon fire kind of thing.. and each class had to send a guy and da gal to stand on this paper, where they will keep folding it.. so in de end nick was carrying petrina on da back!! LOL.. and they took a pic of them, and it was damm funny.. It looked like petrina n nick totally enjoying demself, and da position was not favourable to nick! it was hilarious!! haha..
Dats all i encountered in sec 1.. at least dats wat i remembered only.. sec 2 coming up soon.. and its more fun! enjoy!
U're halfway there
Yst din update cos i was busy with a new program.. haha.. not work.. but a new program.. I downloaded a theme creator for my phone! So i was busy doing up themes for my phone.. I made 5 holly valance theme, and 1 for myself.. I intend to make 1 wif my friends, my darling theme also, but i dun have all da pics in my company laptop.. WASTED!
Yst was cool.. I believe sum may think dat me n jx are probably enemies now.. but we're cool.. Known each other for very long.. i understand him..
So he toks to me on msn, gives me his new blog add, asking me to help setup a tagboard for him..
Da funny thing was when I enters his blog, his first entry is abt me missing da reunion dinner AGAIN.. I wonder when will it stop.. but anyway.. he comes to me for a favour to do up his blog and his blog contains stuff abt me.. LOL..
But anyway.. he cant remember his user and pass correctly.. so dun tink u guys can see it soon..
Den da 2nd funny thing was, he created his blog on mon, by tue, he forgot his user n pass.. LOL
Its incredible!
Btw.. Jx.. just to correct ur facts for ur first entry, i din meet her dat week at all yet cos its her o levels, i din meet her 2 or 3 times dat week, plus if i dun meet her on dat day, den cant meet her at all liao.. fri cg, sat svc, sun she studying..
Dats all i'm gonna say.. not gonna repeat my whole defence again.. LOL
I guess most of us aint going to support yp cos all of us have cellgrp on fris.. yes.. including me.. i have too.. but YP.. ALL DA BEST!! hope u win da talent time thingy..!
I'm so freaking lazy now to start jogging at nite again.. Ever since i bought PES 6 (similar to winning 11) and FM2007.. I cant get my butt off da com chair man.. Prob i shld go get a dog, den i'll have to take it for a walk, den i can go jog.. ! haha.. I shld prob get a husky.. Cos i only want to run at nite.. yea! But nah.. my mum afraid of animals.. i remember once, my bro was looking after his friend's dog as his friend went overseas.. when da dog came out of his room, i saw my mum make da quickest reaction ever to run and climb on top of a chair.. I bet i cldnt even match dat speed when she reacted.. LOL.. and da dog wasnt a big dog.. its just a medium sized.. looked like a harmless dog, and it is a harmless dog.. i was playing wif it also.. LOL..
I tink i'm prob born to be more emo.. LOL.. i like emo rock u noe.. and jx doesnt seem to be able to comprehend dat fact.. keeps making fun dat i'm emo kid.. sorry i cant be as cool as u man..
Jx is a great brother.. No doubt abt dat.. And he told me abt his experience during clubbing, which i shall not say.. lol.. Man it was an interesting story la.. Full of drama and R rated stuff.. LOL!! Thanks for entertaining my boring life during SIP..
Mat.. U got to ask me go jog man.. i'm too lazy liao.. LOL.. i msg u yst on msn to go jog.. den nvr reply..! nvm.. maybe today.. MAYBE.. haha..
Monday, November 13, 2006
Its payback time...
This pay cheque cldnt come at a better time.. I am broke.. my a/c left $5..
Well lets see how much i spend over da weekend..
Sat gave tithe,offering plus building fund.. $120..
Sun bought groceries in place of my mum.. (hope can claim back) $60
Today Mrt concession $45
Just within 3 days i spend half of wat i am suppose to spend for a month! Lucky my cheque came!!
Now.. i better spend my money wisely.. Hopefully by year end.. my mum gets a big fat bonus.. give me $500 more to buy whatever i want... woa.. yea..
Actually buying groceries can be quite fun man.. Normally parents will buy food dat they tink their children will like or they tink tat it suits dem.. But if u go buy urself.. U know what u prefer, so u can just buy it..
Well today.. time pass very fast for me.. i dunno y also..but i din actually felt like dying today.. Probably cos i had sumthing to do da whole day.. Morning, i spent time blogging, doin SUM work.. Tokin to jx... or shld i say kanna make fun by him.. By lunch time i was tokin to celine.. Den went off to buy lunch.. after lunch.. continue tokin to celine.. Den did SUM work.. and now its 5.12.. 18more mins.. LOL.. so fast..
My Hp is scaring me la.. There isnt any popup when a new msg comes in.. I had to restart my phone den can.. And also it doesnt keep track of da calls i make, received or missed.. Everytime i go to da calls section to make a quick return call to sum1 who might have called me earlier, i dun see their names dere.. not in da dialled section or received section.. SHIT man.. I swear i have been protecting my phone well.. I bought a cover to absorb all potential damages.. and so far so good.. my casing gonna spoil liao..and i bought it 1 week ago only! LOL.. Now i noe why all my phones look like it has been used to 10 yrs.. I'm hoping da call problem is nthin serious.. *prays hard*
U ask for my opinion.. But U CANT HANDLE DA TRUTH
Type ur reactions when somebody say these phrase to u..
"WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THAT?"
Why must u ALWAYS ask dat?
"I JUST REALIZED NOW THAT I LOVE YOU?"
Aft 10 whole years!!!
"LEAVE HIM//HER ALREADY. YOULL BE MUCH MORE HAPPY WITH ME"
Okay.. give me a million dollars now and i'll leave with u..
"COME ON. SMILE. YOURE CUTE WHEN YOU DO THAT"
Say that again and i'll punch u.. LOL
"PLEASE DO MY MATH HOMEWORK TOO"
Do i look like R2D2 to u..
"I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU"
I cldnt say the same abt u.. lol
"WHY DOES MONDAY COME BEFORE TUESDAY?"
Why do u speak without ur brain?
"I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE LINKIN PARKCONCERT. WANNA COME WITH ME?"
Front row? Okay.. haha
"YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW THAT?"
Really?? Ur mum must have suffered..
"I THINK IM FALLING FOR YOU"
You THINK?? carry on thinkin den..
"I CANT SMILE WITHOUT YOU"
So u're trying to say i look like ur mouth?
"THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, BUT YOU JUSTARENT "HIM/HER"
What do u tink i am? A ditto.. Of cos i aint him..
"WHATS YOUR MOBILE NUMBER?"
its 3(f) 8(u) 2(c) 5(k) 0(_) 6(0) 3(f) 3(f)
"CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE?"
Only if u change it to da gooby goober song (watch spongebob squarepants movie to understand)
"MAY I ESCORT YOU?"
Sure no prob.. i'm going to da loo..
"DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM/HER TILL NOW"
Which 1? Jane, Sally, cindy,betty, Agnes,Eileen,fiona, hanna, kate or gopal? LOL
"YOU WERE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED"
oh look brad pitt... *looks frantically to find for brad pitt* U were saying??
"WHEN WILL I GET YOUR SWEET EYES"
When i pass away and u can dig it out urself..
Update time..
Fri...
Well i was asked to play praise ONLY.. I prefer worship, but if can play den just play liao, still 1 2 have preference...
And samantha chose a rather... how shld i put it.. a long song to lead..
Well i confirmed with her if its really rain down.. cos i noe it wun be easy..
But she say by faith.. so i just let her faith move den..
And i'm so not used to playing long praise songs.. partly cos i dun practise alot now.. and my strum beat was horrendous.. not till u cant clap to da beat, but 1 or 2 times miss a beat.. Well.. practise makes perfect.. no practise makes no perfect.. good logic rite.. haha..
Sat...
I now dread going to work on sat ALOT!! I even tot of quitting the job.. but dat was just my fantasy.. Van was rite da other time.. There isnt any motivation in attachment.. What da hell does da school wan us to learn when we are not motivated? I mean if da money is good, we can just work for da money.. but.. wth.. da money is pathetic la.. SIP is really a torture.. nthin more than dat..
Well.. at least i dun do much work now.. cos i really not motivated AT ALL! i'm just doin it so dat my appraisal will not turn out as "Jerry has not done any work for da past 1 month.. Da assignments i gave him have not been touched at all".. no no.. dun 1 dat to happen..
One thing good abt da job is dat my colleagues are nice.. Just had a talk with one of them on sat.. We decided to stop workin n just talk.. mutual decision.. haha.. we talked abt da lousy,cheapskate,fat,bad charactered boss.. My colleague din even realised she scolded me stupid da other time.. he heard loud shoutings but not stupid.. I told him.. students in SIP are on da losing end.. If i am one of da boss dat got attachment students, i can scold him and stuff, scold until he/she cry also can..as long as he/she makes a mistake den u just give da skool dat reason why u scold.. may not be a big mistake but what can da school do for us? just tell da boss to relac only.. dats da most.. U tink dey will scold da boss meh? HELL NO! i tink da boss scold dem dey also cant do anything ah.. can scold dem "why give us such a useless student.. bla bla bla".. i bet da skool cant do anything la.. USELESS!
We also talked abt how lousy she is as a boss.. Hardly see her at work on time.. comes in and out whenever she likes.. Lack of patience.. Scolds people.. I mean after all she is da boss.. u can do anything u like.. but dats a bad boss man.. A boss shld lead by e.g or at least command respect from ur staff.. I dun even respect her a single bit.. I respect my supervisor more than her.. My supervisor doesnt talk alot, dun scold me.. a quiet worker.. But yet his leadership style is leading by e.g.. da amt of work he does deserve my respect and plus he is ever so patient to answer my queries.. nvr once did he scold me.. i mean he had bad days, but nvr once did he scold me.. He deserves my respect!
So me n my colleague concluded dat females, dun make good bosses.. Cos dey are too emotional.. Even if da female boss may be as fat as a cow, but yet dey can be a devil.. My colleague even advised me if nxt time i apply for job, and its a female boss, dun take da job.. IT IS DAT BAD!
Even my useless teacher, when i told him i got scolded stupid and he said he will call my office to tok to my boss, and till now he hasnt, told me female boss is like dat 1.. Well.. maybe its a stereotype, but i tink they have a point also..
So ppl.. DUN WORK FOR A FEMALE BOSS!
Simpang was... lacking.. lol.. only me and mat.. but we decided to go on with it.. aft all.. we still need to eat dinner rite.. I had chicken wings again! But their chicken wings really shiok.. i cldnt resist.. But their western is ex la.. chicken chop $8.. WHO DA HELL STILL SELLS $8 CHICKEN CHOP AT A WESTERN STALL IN A COFFEESHOP SETTING! U got to any coffeeshop.. chicken chop is like at a standard price of $5.. And da amt given is reasonable also.. $5 and $8 is a big diff man! Plus my skool sells chicken chop at $2.60.. And its da same amt of chicken chop as coffeeshop! Seriously mad.. I doubt i'll ever eat da western dere.. unless i found $50 on da floor or sumthing..
And i also just realise dat da christmas exchange suggested by hp and mat has a $50 minimum gift! WOA! And now is building fund sumore.. God bless my bank a/c.. haha.. I hope we have a bbq on christmas also.. I dun mind arranging.. or steamboat at nick house also can.. Well.. if no bbq or steamboat, i'll prob celebrate christmas alone.. Darling goin aust from Dec to Jan.. not celebrating christmas or new year wif her.. how cld she.. *sob sob*.. lol
Also.. Service was sooooooooooooooooooo long.. 3 hrs.. I nvr had a 3 hr svc at expo before.. ministry time was dammmmmmmmmmm long.. haha.. but pst ulf preached well.. it was good..
Sun...
Played soccer in da morning! yes.. after so long of missing soccer.. i have not trained since da last soccer game.. Which was prob close to 1 month ago.. LOL.. and my stamina showed tat da saying of no pain, no gain.. LOL.. I was tired la.. run abit only den like half dead liao.. but it was nice to get sum work out.. I tink i'm gonna start traning again.. For 2 Dec's soccer.. muhhahaha..
Da rest of da day was spent on darling and resting.. haha.. One morning of soccer and i rest 1 whole day liao.. cannot make it la! NAPHA coming sumore.. i tink i will just fail this 1.. den take another time.. fitness cant be trained in 2 weeks.. considering my schedule.. so all da best to me.. I wldnt want to go NS 3 months earlier..
Saturday, November 11, 2006
You say this is ur life.. but where is mine?
EVEN DA BEST FALL DOWN SUM TIMES.. EVEN DA STARS REFUSE TO SHINE...
Hey but 1 thing i'm looking forward today is SIMPANG.. Actually wanna go 85 instead.. just had roti john yst nite! Prata's getting a lil bland for me.. Wanna eat sum bak chor mee! yea.. Or if go simpang, i'll prob have a chicken wing set! or fish & chips.. yummy..
Oh ya.. in case u din noe why i so late den update, my company internet is down.. but now its up again!! Da modem went haywire..
And YES! MCR ROCKS!! I love their album.. This is one of da few albums dat i can like almost every song.. Shin's (Xing Yue Tuan) first album was another 1 also.. erm.. The used, blue october and the fray as well.. i tink dats abt it..
Well from da album "the black parade"
They sold the cause for the queen,
And when the lights all went out
We watched our lives on the screen.
I hate the ending myself,
But it started with an alright scene.
It was the roar of the crowd
That gave me heartache to sing.
It was a lie when they smiled
And said, "you won't feel a thing"
And as we ran from the cops
We laughed so hard it would sting
Yeah yeah, oh
If I'm so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
How can you listen all night long? (night long, night long)
Now will it matter after I'm gone?
Because you never learn a goddamned thing.
You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya
I spent my high school career
Spit on and shoved to agree
So I could watch all my heroes
Sell a car on tv
Bring out the old guillotine
We'll show 'em what we all mean.
Yeah yeah, oh
If I'm so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
How can you listen all night long? (night long, night long)
Now will it matter long after I'm gone?
Because you never learn a goddamned thing.
You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya
So go, go away, just go, run away.
But where did you run to?
And where did you hide?
Go find another way, price you pay
Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah
You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya, come on
You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya
At all, at all, at all...
I guess since i'm emo this week, its nice to listen to an emo song also rite.. haha..
I'll take ur best shot..
Whatever i do or say, it wun please EVERYBODY.. Hey.. dats life.. accept it! If u want to tink me as dat way, i cant stop u.. I live my life, not u.. But 1 thing i noe is dat, i dun 1 2 live my life with regrets..
Well my co. internet is down, SIAN!... I'm dying of boredom everyday..
I'm even tinking of changing my blog add to avoid sum of my "friend".. If not ah, ppl come my blog den tink "eh.. dis guy da kanna say until like shit in his tagboard sia!" WA SIAN!
At least there is my W850i to cheer me up.. LOL.. If nt this week is just pure SIAN!
Tuesday, November 7, 2006
Not for da young ones
This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his wife 50 dollars. She asked him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars that he wouldn't stick his dick in the pickle slicer. The wife was surprised and said she wanted to make sure he was still intact. He pulled down his pants and, indeed, it was all there, unharmed. “But what about the pickle slicer,” asked the wife, perplexed. “Oh, she liked it too,” answered the husband.
Chalkboard Culprit
One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkbaord, but a little bit bigger. She erased it and went on with her lesson.Each of the next several days, the teacher would come in to find “penis” on the board, a little larger each time. She went in one morning, expecting to dinf it again, but instead the chalkboard read: “The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.”
Good, Bad, Worse
Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband
Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.
W850i rocks!!
So far i've listened to Michael Jackson - Thriller, Taking back sunday,MCR,Dashboard confessional and the strokes..
I've yet to listen to Jet, the killers and red hot chilli peppers..
And so far, MCR impressed me da most..
Like what mat said, they really tone down.. Not much screamo..
But their emo rock is quite good in this album...
Haven really listen to taking back sunday properly..
But Dashboard is full of emo rock songs.. but its not very outstanding..
Michael is just legendary.. old school pop! yea..
As for da strokes, u must love their kind of music to appreciate them.. They are different from ur usual bands..
Man.. this walkman phone is rocking my world man!! So glad i got it.. Even when my mum took away 1 month of allowance, i still tink its worth it.. YEA!! ROCK ON!
Monday, November 6, 2006
Laughter is da best medicine.. a laughter a day, keeps da doctor away!
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
New Priest In Town
There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.
A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"
Hired Help
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, ''Who is this?''
''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.
''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.
The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''
The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''
The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.''
The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?''
The maid says, ''What will I have to do?''
The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.''
The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?''
The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.''
Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.''
A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?''

















