Just for laughs..

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? ?
WAH THE GAY WAH!!! lol.. Kidding.. I was thinking what would happened if i dump the whole container of wax on my head.. would i look like michael jackson??

2. When is the next time you will have sex? ?
Sex? prob not.. sex change? prob yes.. call me Geri now.. lol..

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
Knob..

4. Favorite planet?
Uanus.. i mean uranus.. lol.. get it? U-ANUS? lol.. wait.. is dere such a planet?

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile? ?
Thaksin.. Well wat to do.. he's an outcast in his country and tot he could have free lodging at my house.. wat was i suppose to do?

6. What is your favorite ringtone on your phone? -
it goes like this.. "the phone is on the table, the table, the table.."

7. What kinda shirt you have on? ?
Spandex..

8. Describe yourself in one phrase. ?
Easy CUM, easy go.. lol..

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? ?
Macdonald's

10. Bright or Dark Room? ?
Dark room.. ooo.. scary..

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? ?
I tink he is a jackass and have a jackass.. literally.. lol.. kidding mat..

12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on? ?
Da one with da women..

13. What were you doing at midnight last night? ?
Exactly?? i was scratching my head..

14. What did your last text message say that you received on your mobile? ?
"where is ur subtitles.. u tink u're so good.. look at me..!!! She sells seashells at the seashore.. peter pipper pick a pack of pickled peppers.. SHUTUP!!" from sum guy from iraq.. i tink he got da wrong no. LOL

15. Where is your letter box? ?
Oh.. i get it.. i tink u mean where is ur "LETTER BOX" rite.. and so u wanna send me ur " LETTERS" rite.. naughty!! i aint gonna say.......................... alrite.. its up my ass turn left.. den make a 45degrees rite.. u'll see a sign called rectum.. its dere.. u wanna noe where is my candy shop as well?? lol

16. What's a word that you say a lot? ?
YOU SEE!!

17.Who told you he/she loved you last? ?
Paris Hilton.. BUt i couldnt love her man.. i told her i cant have our "video" to be all over the internet man..

18. Last furry thing you touched? ?
McFLURRY!!!

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? ?
Tongkat ali..

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? ?
None.. wat a boring question.. its like askin if you could count 1+1.. wth man..

21. Favorite age you have been so far? ?
I would love to say 99..but i tink 100 was better

22. Your worst enemy? ?
YOU.. it's ALWAYS YOU!!!> YOU !@###$$!!@@@%%*&**!!!

23. What is your current desktop picture? ?
The one i have at home was the "wah the Gay Wah " picture the guys and i took at JW. Mat also has that picture as his desk top wall paper.. WAH THE GAY WAH!!!!!

24. What was the last thing you said to someone? ?
Could you come here? Could you? Would you? Should you? Great.. u're here.. Shout my name.. now shout yours.. Wat's your mama's name?? Say my name again.. too soft.. one more time.. lie down.. sit up.. do 10 360degrees turn and say i'm goin dizzy as fast as you can.. LOL.. totally makes no sense..

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly? ?
Fly... "we'll just flyyyyyyyyyy...eeeeeeeeeeee....iiiiiiiii.. away from here"

26. Do you like someone? ?
Yea.. Sum1.. But i wun say.. no no..

27. The last song you listened to?
Jacko Wacko- Why would u do a boring thing
&
Wacko Jacko - Quiz are for gays..

28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet? ?
nope.. i would call da ambulance..

29. If you could punch one person in the face who would it be? ?
You ever realised how irritating mascots are? Da ones u see in movies are real life.. U just wanna go up to them and land a punch or just push dem down so dat dey have difficulty getting up den laugh ur ass off when u see dat.. ya..

30. What is the closest object to your left foot? ?
My head.. Doin YO!!-Ga..