How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
1.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you ''like it that way.''
2. Drum on every available surface.
3. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
4. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
5. Ask 800 operators for dates.
6. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is ''to go.''
8. Set alarms for random times.
9. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
10. Honk and wave to strangers.
11. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
12. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
13. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
14. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
15. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
16. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
17. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
18. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: ''Do you hear that?'' ''What?'' ''Never mind, it's gone now.''
19. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
20. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
21. Leave tips in Indonesian currency.
22. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
23. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
24. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
25.Name your dog ''Dog.''
26. Ask people what gender they are.
27. Reply to everything someone says with ''That's what YOU think.''
28. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
29. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a ''real hoot''.
30. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off ''in case the big one comes''.
31. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
32. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as ''Feliz Navidad''
24. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
25. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
26. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
27. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
28. Change your name to Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
31. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
32. Wear a LOT of cologne.
33. Sing along at the opera.
34. Mow your lawn with scissors.
35. At a golf tournament, chant ''swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!''
36. Finish all your sentences with the words ''in accordance with prophesy.''
37. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
38. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about ''psychological profiles.''
39. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a ''magic picture''.
40. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
41. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
42. Never make eye contact.
43. Never break eye contact.
44. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
45. Holler random numbers while someone is counting
46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
48. Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know.
come on.. i'll do it with u if u r game.. haha..
i'll do 21,26 and 36 with any1.. haha
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