Sooo many things... My boss

I've got so many things to blog abt.. which shld i start first?
Got my crazy boss update which i promised..
Got my soccer on sat to talk abt...
Got man utd and liverpool game to tok abt
Got personal tots to talk abt also...

I shall start with crazy boss since i promised it...

Well.. This happened last week.. I on tuesday.. I had to follow her to our client office, which was a clinic as the client was a doctor.. So she drove me there.. And da experience wasnt a good one..
She always like to talk abt stuff in life.. Its like she wants to teach me stuff.. and one thing i learnt abt teaching is, if u dun have a relationship with dat person, u cant impact him/her at all.. Da listener must at least respect u before he or she will listen.. This jackass boss, scolded me STUPID, pile me up with work(not tat it is wrong, but when i got so much work on my hand, she still scold me for being not prepared to receive more work), pay me $500 a month only and make me work on saturdays.. So how do u want me to have a relationship with her?? or even respect her?? *PUI*.. Den she always give long talks abt life.. and i totally dun bother to listen la... If it was my supervisor, i would still listen n tink thru, but her?? forget it...

So as we drove there, she talked abt life, abt internal and external stuff.. Internal being things within ur control, and external being things out of ur control.. She talks abt it saying like examinations, da questions set, da timing of it is external, but how much we study is up to us.. and talk abt crossing da road.. Crossing when da green man is on is what we can do, but reckless drivers on da road is what we cant.. she concluded by saying we got to noe whats da internal and external in every situation.. i was like.. God.. save me.. get me out of this car...

She continues talkin abt being an accountant, on how u shld be up to date not only with accounting standards.. She talks n talks den ask me if i noe wat is CESS.. its some kind of surcharge when u eat at restaurant.. i said i din noe.. she says got to noe all this kind of things, so tat u're more knowledgeable, if not nxt time if work for big accounting firms, den u say u dunno how to do, dey might scold u "why u so stupid" and stuff.. cos they are a big firm and no time to teach u.. SHE ACTED LIKE SHE NVR SCOLD ME STUPID BEFORE... it was da tone she used.. innocent tone.. like warning me dat, lucky i'm in HER COMPANY.. which is small and ppl are more willing to teach and dat no one will scold me " WHY YOU SO STUPID"..
I so want to say she is stupid, but she is not.. I told my mum.. "mum, my boss really damm stupid".. she replied " if ur boss stupid, wld she still be a boss"..
Its true.. But what my mum said again was a also true.. she said.. "she dun have EQ only la"
dat was even more true..she only cared abt results.. she dun care how u gonna do it.. she just wants to see da results on her table. I tink when she was young she always kanna made fun for being a "butch" or sumthing, den make her till liddat.. she must have had a terrible childhood or sumthing.. its like, she cant love.. sad..

Carrying on.. Now, we finally reached da clinic.. It was quite cool.. da clinic was at shenton way, DBS tower.. When u go in.. still got those kind of scanner dat u see in airports.. U walk past to check if any weapons on u.. even ur bag got to go thru da scanner thing to see whats in ur bag.. totally awesome.. nvr been to such a clinic.. So we went there.. da doctor was friendly.. a real nice guy.. he was asking abt me.. cos i'm an intern n stuff.. den he said to my boss.. "wa.. u cheap labor ah.." SO TRUE.. cheapskate boss.. Den they started talking and stuf.. cant remember da details but i remember da doc saying sumthing to her.. den my boss replied " i haven even scold him yet!".. i was like" WTF.. U got to hell u liar!! Ur pants on fire!!! U cheater.."I tell u.. she is a typical "act high class" but really a true shitty singaporean.. Want to act like an angel infront of ppl.. act like a damm bloody good boss.. when all she wants is cheap labor.. save cost.. And dere is proof dat she really uses cheap labor.. I was tokin to my supervisor da other day.. he was saying actually dey wanted to hire another accountant.. but young ppl wun work in small company cos dey dream big.. and dey hired once before, but da guy in de end work a few years den change company.. so in de end de decided to just leave it this way.. den i tink my *cheapo* boss.. tot of a brilliant idea.. use cheap labor! So year after year.. interns get sent to this "hell" company.. See.. i told u i got proof..

I also have another proof dat she is a bloody cheapskate.. cos we went to da clinic's storeroom to look for da a/cs.. Clinics dun care abt accounts.. dey just chuck it everywhere.. so we had to go find.. Den as we were looking.. She saw this two signs.. Both are meant to paste on da door outside.. one says " Open" and "closed" and da other is saying "out for lunch" and dey had a manual clock to say when they will reopen.. She wanted to bring home those signs.. i was like wth.. i feel really damm embarrassed just standing nxt to her.. so bloody gian peng.. its really 10,000 times worst den nicky.. At first i tot she was just kidding.. in de end she really went to ask da staff dere if can take back.. WA.. CHEPO SHIT... cant take it man.. In de end when we abt to leave.. da doc saw finish his patient, came out,asked us if we need any help.. Den they started talking.. Den we saw 7 envolopes that were not opened yet.. It was da doctor's bank account statement.. He din open it cos he said he actually wanted to close da a/c liao.. no money inside dat a/c anyway.. Den he say just leave it here.. My boss insisted on taking it.. saying "dun worry.. i'll get jerry to file nicely for u.." At tat time i tink da doctor pity me already.. this kind of "slave" boss... So he joked saying.. " u give him(me) too much work, later he dun 1 2 be accountant anymore".. Den my boss replied "Dun worry.. He(me) likes to do all these kind of things.. he like to do puzzles(meaning doing accounts that are all in jumbles)" I was like wth.. she had da audacity to be so bloody thick skinned and say all these.. Da doctor looked at me n said "really??".. I just laughed it off thinking in my mind " U F**King B*TCH!!" Den my boss turn to me and told me da reason why she ask me to file for him his bank statements.. she wanted to charge da doctor more money for dat extra "service"... which is just filing.. I tell u.. BAD PERSONALITY MAN!!.. she is a hardcore B*tch..

And when we were going back.. her mouth literally killed us both.. She kept talkin n talking.. And din even see da car approaching.. luckily da car horned at her den she break.. if not.. dats it man..
So now.. ladies and gentleman.. do u understand what i've been going thru?? HELL!!!

I'm gonna continue with this.. cos my boss really sucks.. She asked me last week if i can attend this talk abt accounting stuff..I really din 1 2 go.. So i came up with this excuse of going physio session.. Den she asked if can change date not.. i say i try la.. Den today she asked again..

i said "cant change la.. tell too late already.. he got no other slots.."
She replied " why dun you go another time?? "
I said " cant la.. my leg injured very long already.."
She replied "but you can always go another time.."
I BOLDLY said "Oh.. but i prefer to go for the session"
Den she went "up to u den", giving a very not happy face

I dun give a shit abt u.. I will just die goin anywhere with u.. and yet u expect me to go with you to a talk after working hrs sumore.. MAD!! I rather die man.. LOL