Sec 2 again..

Yea.. just edited my previous sec 2 post.. Edited sum grammer errors and also abt nick photstat chua's maths hw..da correct version was chua faxed it den nick just hand up da faxed! LOL..

I just remembered another famous story! haha.. how cld i forget it!

The story goes like this....

One fine day, during recess.. We played soccer on the soccer field.. Daryl Keith was the goalkeeper.. The field was wet and muddy.. Junhao wanted a goal badly.. There was a goalmouth scramble.. Junhao and daryl keith raced for the ball, but junhao was in a more favourable position so he got to the ball first.. As junhao tried a zinedine zidane volley into the goal, he slipped on the water puddle just below the position of the ball.. *PIAK*.. The ball prob rolled into the net as the impact was great... Following that were thunders of laughter that broke forth..

Junhao was covered in mud, with the ball in da goal, and Daryl Keith in front of him laughing like a jackass.. LOL.. As he began to stand up, ppl around him saw da watery mud sliding down his butt line.. As i was far from him, i was fortunate to miss this unfortunate event! LOL.. But many who were around him tat day still live today to tell abt this horrid image in their mind.. LOL!!

Just kidding.. it was damm funny... Den junhao had to go to the general office to get a new set of clothes.. Unfortunately they cldnt find a size that suit him.. So he wore a tight shirt, that only Lee kim seng wld be proud of.. LOL.. I remember da whole day he was trying to make his nipples less obvious.. LOL.. it was a CLASSIC moment..

I din noe y also, but junhao's butt line was easily seen most of da time.. I remember sum1 told me abt the story abt junhao's butt line.. Nick was da culprit.. LOL.. He purposely drop his pen and ask jun to pick it up for him, and when he bend down, the rest cld see his butt line and controlled their laughing! LOL.. Prankster eh...
Nick n jun were like sworn enemies or sumthing.. they wld argue over the slightest things.. And their arguement was like some kind of standup comedy show.. IT WAS HILARIOUS.. u hear them make fun of each other, WA! U'll just die laughing.. It was better than white chicks comebine wif ice age.. It was TAT funny..

Then more abt nick.. Nick was sum sort of oversensitive guy when he was sec 2.. When playing soccer, a ball will likely to hit ur face, ur body, ur specs and even ur crotch... But he din comprehend dat.. Whenever the ball hits his specs, he wld be like a bull, or siao kao! He wld be so angry that he chase the person who hit the ball... even though it was an accident.. LOL.. I remember if any1 hit nick specs, every1 wld be quiet, waiting to see how nick will react,da guy who hit it will be waiting to run for his live.. LOL.. I remember nick for constantly msging in class.. he was msging this other gal in other skool.. And he was ever so blur.. LOL.. So more abt his oversensitiveness.. He clashed with jx and jason 1 day as they were hanging out at the back of da class.. LOL.. In de end it was a 2-on-1 cheapshot kind of fight.. It ended with them having to settle at shell.. LOL.. how young and childish we were den..

So how they settled was nick and jason will fight in a 1-on-1 battle.. Anything goes.. It was a "cage" match.. LOL.. Both had diff strategies.. Nick stuck wif his "i can move faster than you do so try hit me if u can" tactic while jason stuck wif his "try defeating my mua thai style which i learn from an indian" tactic.. LOL.. It was hilarious man.. In de end, Jason cldnt touch nick at all.. So the decision was to let Jason punch nick 1 time.. Thinking back, it was a retarded decision.. Initially, Nick kanna 2-on-1 liao.. now got to kanna wack cos Jason cant hit him.. LOL..
So after Jason hit him once, he kept his word, but a chidlish JX took a cheapshot at nick and kick him at the back while he was still on da floor.. When we ask nick okay not, he say okay.. Jx kick the part where he wallet was, so he din feel much.. LOL.. den we continued playing soccer LOL.. WTH!!

Now abt me.. I remember i was so playful when i was in sec 2 dat i failed my overall at the end of the year! Yes.. i failed by abit.. I only pass 3/9 subjects.. LOL.. Luckily.. it was God's will for me to stay on in express, they gave me a qualifying test.. It was so easy la! haha.. But how the system works its quite retarded.. My qualifying test included a geog project and a chinese test.. No joke.. A project for qualifying test.. Dunno how they determine who takes wat also.. In de end it was easy cheesy.. So i was promoted to sec 3 express..

I remember i was very close to nick..cant remember exactly when, i believe its when sec 2 was finishing.. I always went his house to play almost everything! His house normally dun have much computer games or stuff to do.. So normally we wld do outdoor stuff.. He wld lent me his bike, cycle to east coast, or cycle to bedok cc to challenge ppl bball.. or play soccer wif ppl at the street soccer court.. haha.. It was damm fun.. We wld share abt everything.. gals and teenage stuff.. Nick loved cycling alot when he was young.. he wld cycle everywhere.. he said once he cycled from sentosa back, to east coast, to kallang to get free refill in his foldable cup..!!! LOL.. kidding.. As for me, i din have a good cycling backgrd.. So once he took me to this bloody steep slope.. I swear it was so steep that if u walk down, and u trip over a stone, u wld roll down all the way already..

He told me it was damm shiok.. i look at it and went "uh oh".. So as foolish and inexperienced as i was, i went down the slope wif him.. There were traffic infront of us.. So in de end we were just behind a lorry.. I remember i felt i was getting closer to the lorry as the speed was too fast, so i decided to break, as a freaking noob, i din think abt tapping the breaks lightly.. I simply just slammed da breaks.. as a result.. i flew off my bike.. skidded down da road.. Luckily there were no cars behind.. So amazingly, i landed on my stomach and my stomach had no scratches! Only just da impact of it landing.. Only my hands had a few minor scratches.. And of cos, nick's bike was bent.. haha.. I still remember the times when me n him talk over the phone all nite till nxt morning.. we were a bunch of emo "gay" kids! LOL.. Once we talked till morning, nick said if i dun hear any response means he slp liao.. true enuf he really slpt.. LOL..

Soon enuf, Hp joined us.. I dunno how, but he did.. They say 3 is a crowd... but this crowd was damm fun.. lol.. As nick had alot of bikes, we cycled alot! We wld cycle everywhere, to suntec to walk ard den go penisula.. or go kallang eat kfc cos there's a free refill! LOL.. I remember once.. when we ate at the kfc, Hp suggested to wait, pour all da chilli sauce out before eating.. Den he countdown.. da moment he said go, i swear that was one of my fastest meal.. The food was gone in a matter of minutes! haha..

Then there was this time we were studying at nick's house also.. It was damm fun also.. During the breaks me n nick played eng chess while hp played carem or da chinese game where mostly ah pek play wif nick aft tat.. I din play carem cos i wasnt good at it.. I nvr play carem before at tat time.. SOunds sad.. but true.. Actually i also din play eng chess, but i know how all the pieces move, so i played wif nick.. Nick was a "veteren" compared to me.. He wld always state out all his tactics.. LOL.. I din noe why but i kept winning him! I even used his "horse" tactic against him.. LOL.. Everytime he lost, he wldnt believe and say one more round or tyco 1 la.. LOL.. The funny thing was, nick's father was at home too.. Den he wld check in on us once in awhile.. Everytime he come in, he see us playing chess or carem.. not studying.. LOL.. but in fact we already studied so long den take a break.. LOL

Den da last and final memory of da 3 of us was dis crazy cyclist at east coast.. We were all cycling when i tink Hp accidentally almost hit sum 1.. den dis crazy cyclist scolded us for saying we cycle dangerously.. But it wasnt even hp's fault.. SO we decided to give chase on him.. Da crazy cyclist was on those kind of bike wif thin wheels.. those w/o much effort can cycle very fast.. while ours were like mount bikes.. So he was like cycling freely while we chionging like mad! LOL.. Funny.. Nick was side by side wif da mad cyclist as his mount bike was a moongoose, more advanced den da ones he gave us.. LOL.. They were probably argueing throughout.. While me n hp were behind catching up, i remember my bike handle hit sum's handle.. den they person's bike fell.. But it wasnt my fault.. seriously.. the person kept goin left den rite, den left again.. I 1 2 siam also cannot siam.. So in de end nick and dat guy stop at the outside of a tunnel where he n da guy kept argueing.. den i came nxt and started to argue wif him also.. 2-on-1 liao.. den hp came in last shouting all da way as his bike came to a stop.. LOL.. Da guy got intimidated and cycled down the tunnel.. After he left, me nick hp all laugh like shit.. it was damm hilarious and a fun experience..

Thats y i say my sec 2 was fun.. haha..