All About Me

Its time about to write about my life so far man.. Keep entertaining you guys with the jokes.. SO now.. its all about me..

Well everyday is a tiring day for me.. Work is tough.. waking up early and staring at the com the whole day makes u tired man.. Especially since accounting work needs you to tink alot.. Yst was my cg day.. And had a last minute changed in venue as my leader couldnt make it.. Contagious sore eyes.. So in de end 3 cg combine together in a bloody small room.. 3 cgs cos normally we combine with another 1 for cg meeting.. den since my leader cant make it.. we had to combine with another 1.. so 1+1+1=3.. Ya.. so in de end we had to squeeze into a freaking small room.. Definitely about the size of ur house's toilet.. So its freaking crowded and hot even thou da aircon was on.. And dat did not help me to get in mood for cg.. I was tired from work, squeezed in a crowded room, hot.. So i totally din feel like listeing during da msg or even worship and praise properly.. Of cos u cant say its becos of all these den i got a excuse not to worship, but when u just dun have da mood sumtimes, its just difficult.. Plus i was tired and din want to try at all.. It was da worst Cg meeting i ever had.. Lets just say i'm not dat "holy" now.. But i still love God and believe him.. Ppl would probably say, i'm bluffing cos if i luv God den wun do these and stuff.. But i'm not perfect dude..

Yup, but anyway, during praise i saw this person from da other cg.. and da way he praise was just hilarious.. he was like on ecstacy man.. he was shaking his head like mad la.. lol.. I turned to celine n told her to see.. she burst out laughing.. lucky it was a big cg, if not every1 would have hear.. U can be enthusiastic but dun so weird la.. haha..

Today.. was tokin to mat.. he say he tinks he is pregnant.. due to his signs of headache and feel like vommiting..
This is my talk with him on msn..

MATTHEW- Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? says:
ya
i also
i now headache and feel like vomiting
i think i'm pregnant

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? says:
lol
who raped u?

MATTHEW- Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? says:
i think it was hong peng
or chit yong

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? says:
lol

MATTHEW- Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? says:
i can't remember
i think i not serving today
later thisway plea..........*BLARKK!!!*
i vomit

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? says:
lol
*BLARK!!!*..

MATTHEW- Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? says:
haha

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? says:
sorry.. this way to the toilet please
lol

MATTHEW- Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? says:
lol

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? says:
scarly u *Blark* den ppl tot u manifesting..

MATTHEW- Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? says:
fwahahaha

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? says:
den ppl around u start to pray for demons to be released

MATTHEW- Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? says:
lol

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? says:
Stranger: Oh father i pray for demons to come out...
U: dude, wat u doin to me..
Stranger: Get behind thee, DEVIL!
U: Who u calling devil! pUNK!
Stranger: In JESUS NAME.. OUT!!!
U: HELP!!! SUM1 HELP..
lol

MATTHEW- Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? says:
Whahahaha....

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? says:
lol

MATTHEW- Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? says:
me: let me go you werido!
Stranger: no not resist Devil!
Me: DUde! you're scaring me! PLs man.. I just want to go to my seat
Stranger: Security!!! help me pin him down! there's alot of dem in there..
Me: Please... don't make it worst man...
Stranger"He says its gonna get worst!!! Get more backup
Security: SHHHHHH!!!*puts finger on the lips*

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? says:
lol
U: wat da hell is wrong with u 2!!!
Stranger: he speaks of hell! BLASPHEMY!!
Security: *runs to take sumthing*
U: dude.. let me go this instance..
Stranger: Flee from thee.. Flee..
U: i'm gonna land a punch on ur face if u dun let me go..
Stranger: I do not fear da devil!
U:1... 2...
Security:*runs back with sign dat says "Please lower down volume"*

LOL.. da security one is a old and private joke back at Jurong west.. lol..
I was just listening to Coldplay's Fix You.. I tink they are a brilliant band man.. I dun mind a band like them.. They play really nice and unique music.. fantastic.. Just wanted to mention this.. Going off to church soon.. Eat lunch with my friends den off i go..