Let me continue on da story abt a loserish boss who ill treats a attachment student..
If u refer to my last story abt us, i said dat she asked me to read a file, and wanted to give me work.. So da following day, which was on tues, she asked me again if i read finish, i said i got work to do, aft my work i will read it.. Den wed she din come to office at all.. Yst, which was thurs, she came back.. She asked me if i read it, i said yes.. She had to complain abt every single thing i do.. She said "read finish den nvr tell me? read finish den sit there and keep quiet?" Obviously she is being really irritating.. So i said "oh, i got some work to do now.." Obviously i refuse to go and tell her i read.. I din care man.. Den she say "but u dun say how am i suppose to give u work??" She was like deaf in one ear or sumthing.. I said i GOT work.. den she nothing to say den say ridiculous stuff.. Even bosses dun tink before dey speak.. Dats how stupid my boss is.. And i tot i was da only rash guy dat din tink before i speak.. So its been six days since she left da file on my table, four days since she ask me to read da file.. So i tot it was some big project to do or sumthing.. Get ready for wat she said.. I dunno why, but to me, whatever she do always seem retarded.. She continued and ask me to pass her da file.. She open it, flip one or two pages, ask me if i noe what izzit all about.. I said yup.. Den she gave me da "biggest" assignment in my life.. She continued to say "write a letter to IRAS (da place where u submit tax) for this case"..
Dats was all she said.............................................................................
HOW FREAKING DUMB ARE U MAN!!!! U wait 4 days for me to read finish just to say ONE sentence to me??? Why cant u just say it, den when i read finish den do?? This is a real life story, none of it is exaggerated or hidden..
So let me carry on with my own story at work.. So after she gave me this task, i was too overwhelemed by the stupidity of my boss.. It took me awhile to come back to my senses and realise dat, i dunno how to write dat kind of letter.. I mean, i only know informal kind.. Like seriously, how many of u still remember how to write a formal letter.. I mean like a proper 1..?? Hardly any1.. Maybe sum nerdy guy reading this is jumping and raising his hand now proclaiming "i know".. But other den dat, hardly NO 1 remembers.. So luckily, my colleague, who is da secetary helped me.. Thank God for nice co-workers.. They really helped me alot.. Except for the time that i got scolding for from my crazy boss.. As he was teaching me how to write, he talked abt how she was being ridiculous to ask me to do things i dun even noe how to do.. He totally agreed dat on mon when she went berserk, she was being too much.. Cos i really dunno anything.. He was joking with my supervisor say that she ate sumthing wrong dat day.. I tink she drank a potion that will make u go berserk.. Total madness.. Its nice to be sided by co-workers.. It felt great.. Rather den stand alone by urself..
He also was saying he and da supervisor will quarrel back 1.. I wish i could be in their position.. BUT I CANT.. cos i'm on attachment.. And i cant get a bad report rite.. If i fail i may be dropped out of da course.. STUPID rite.. Imagine 3years down da drain cos of 1 moment of madness.. Not worth.. U act cool for like 10mins, after 1omins u realise what a jackass u are cos u wasted 3 years.. I dun 1 2 be dat jackass.. But for them, i doubt she will even sack dem.. They are two of da most experience ppl i've seen already.. Really very experienced.. They work here damm long la.. My supervisor said he work here since 1986.. before i was born!! And she wun sack him for sure if he argues back.. He noes all da accounts of all da diff companies.. If she sack him now, da new accountant wun be able to embrace everything dat fast.. So obviously dey noe where is their ground, wat they can do and what they cant.. They are almost "untouchable"... Which is quite cool.. Cos like the boss cant bully u.. LOL..
But i also pity my boss.. How da hell is she ever gonna get married.. I doubt she will la.. i meant like SERIOUSLY.. Even if she din go berserk on mon i also still would say da same.. Cos firstly, no figure, in fact she is fat.. Secondly, if she starts opening her mouth and ask stupid question abt her date, TURN-OFF.. IMMEDIATE TURN-OFF.. She will be like "so... do u have tuition grant(da subsidize amount of our school fees from da govt)?" She'll always ask reverse retarded questions.. Like if i'm a student den ask if i'm a businessman, if da bf is a businessman den ask if he is a student... BIMBO! Carrying on... Thirdly.. If she scold sum1 infront of her bf, da bf will just run as fast as he can or take da first cab in sight and go off.. She is like a MAD DOG! SIAO GAO!!! In her case, cos she is a female.. A CRAZY BITCH!! She scold ppl is damm jia lat 1.. If i am a gal, on mon she scold me, sure cry 1.. Cos she was criticise and scold stupid, no 1 should take this kind of "torture" man.. Carrying on... Even if my boss marries, i imagine da guy to be a weak weak fellow dat just live off his wife and has to obey everything she say.. And it wun be a happy marriage.. And da kids.. OMG.. i will pity them.. Having this kind of mum is like having da devil by ur side..
Sorry boss.. U better quit ur job now and find a bf.. if not nxt time when i see u at sum old folks home, i will freaking torture u!!! LOL.. MUHHAHAHAH.. EVIL!!!!.. I where got so chidlish.. I will just secretly laugh in my heart and pity her at da same time.. Maybe i'll offer her sum chocs, den again.. maybe i wun.. lol..
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