I cant seem to reignite that passion to blog again.. It just seemed pointless.. Cos i would prob blog about NS life which seems to have endless things to complain about.. And even then, funny stuff that occur during my all so boring NS life wun turn out funny if i blog it out.. You just have to be there to experience some really retarded people that you encounter in NS..
There's this guy who talks funny, look funny, walk funny and is damm bloody blur n stupid.. Imagine Nick's blurness, x10 of that.. The retarded stuff he does, plus his face equals a walking comedy show..
And den there is this other guy, GPA 3.95 who is weird, funny and irritating at the same time.. At first he couldnt even march in step.. Every one march "left right left right left", he march his own timing.. which until now cant be identified.. But now he can march in step, but the posture is damm weird.. he looks disfigured.. And he seems to like attention and shout out his row number when we number off..
ANother one is the super "tua kang".. Talk alot, do nothing.. Always boasting about himself.. Always fall out.. Chao keng king.. But yet boast last time he damm bloody fit.. 200push ups was nothing to him, so he says.. Everyone hates him.. I dislike him.. From the way he thinks, talks and runs.. I swear, he runs like a chicken.. If i chicken became alive and ran, it would be him.. he run got chicken wing hand one.. Tot he got the "seh".. Look like cock liddat..
Den of cos there will always be a group of ppl, rowdy and stuff.. Always think they rule the world.. The world revovles around them only.. Although they make our platoon laugh, but their character still sucks..
Den there's this guy in my section who is a barstard.. 10 times worst than Nick's "Gian peng-ness" From week 1 all the way to POP, never ever bought snacks to share with the bunk mates.. Always eating other ppl stuff.. When we open a pack of chips/biscuit/cereal, den shout from his bed "eh why never call me!".. As if the stuff were bought by him.. Cigarettes also keep taking from other ppl.. Made a promise to buy a pack of cigarettes to return the guy, in de end never buy.. Take toothpaste from ppl, never return.. Always asking ppl for favors but he hardly ever does favors for others..
Ba.. ba.. barstard..
Den another Emo guy in my bunk.. Kan sian.. Every morning complain about his fucked up NS life, like as if he the only one going thru this tough time.. Den always do weird things like clearing his plate before everyone at the table eat finish.. Always got the emo face.. Abit only also emo.. No one dared to touch him man.. Come NS still behave like girl liddat.. Machiam got menses liddat..
Den got some assholes from other sections who wun help do area cleaning cos they got other positions like dustbin/bootwashing jobs.. Den still sit there n dig nose..
There are those who really no link, n damm irritating.. Irritating ppl got alot la..
Den another asshole who din even do his job.. At first dunno he was armskote man.. After he found out after 4 weeks, never say out to anyone cos scared get punished.. SO all the time our armskote very slow cos lack of one person.. ONE person makes alot of diff.. Trust me.. It could save us from being fucked a few times.. This kinda barstard deserves to be taupok and pranked man..
There then is the hungry ghost.. Never bring enuf food, den go other sections act friendly den keep taking food.. If refuse him, den he act pitiful..
So that is ur typical NS life.. Seeing this kind of ppl everyday..
Anyway POP lo! Dunno why ppl so happy also.. After POP means more shit le! Still celebrate.. crazy!
I need to down PES!
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