Sunday, November 25, 2007

The rule of the thumb..

I didnt really wanna update my blog, but here it is.. An update.. Its been quite awhile, in fact, damm long since i updated.. I din think i needed to update cos my life just revolves around NS..

NS...
So far, NS basically teaching you how to be an ASS.. Even my platoon sergeant compared us to dogs.. He said " why you all never learn ah.. If i teach a dog to shit in the toilet, 3 days later he will shit at the toilet.. Den you all, how long already, still like that!!!" Being a recruit means you are a nothing.. You are worst than Bangla workers.. IN MANY WAYS.. Bangla earns more.. Bangla no need to half-left down, knock it down, or in simple terms, do push ups.. Bangla no need to suck thumb, they can make choices.. Worst than bangla le..

Another point is that, everything seems to be scripted in NS.. Everyone is taught to answer outstanding for every question that commanders ask.. For e.g "how was todays training??" Even though it could be from hell, you still have to say "OUTSTANDING!" Or how about when you finish your FC and Sit Test.. THey will say, "Eh you all think fininsh FC and Sit Test then you all big fucks ah!! You all are still fucking recruits!"

NS, you have to regularly suck your thumb.. So parents, always advise your children to suck thumb when they are young, cos it will benefit them in the future.. Cos in life, you can say that you had a choice.. But in NS, no choice.. LAN LAN have to serve, LAN LAN have to obey.. Suck thumb.. The rule of this thumb is, if you think you have reasoned your way out of NS, you havent, so suck thumb.. Even if you are right, still have to suck thumb, cos commanders are always right, even if they are wrong, it will still look like they are right..

Thats all i wanna say for now.. Tired sia..

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