The MLM Chick aka Crazy Chick

So here it is.. The story.. The long awaited story of me liking a weird chick..

As my faithful readers would know/figured out.. I have a crush on this girl, also known as the redbull girl as I met her at my workplace.

But what you may not know is my attempts to get to know her. It started with adding her on fb and subsequently msn.. The conversations we had on msn were bad, like really bad.. How do i put it? It was more pleasant talking to myself when i face the mirror in comparison to talking to her on msn.. She's one of those who types a few messages on msn and then half an hour later, replies you. It's one of those things that i particularly dislike in a person. Maybe that should have been my first sign.

Later on, she quit redbull for her "studies". The inverted commas will be explained later on. What happened next was due to sheer desperation and years of "loneliness", I composed a song for her as a present for her bday and asked her out. Results were negative, that should have been my second sign already. I thought to myself, this is it, it is over, let it go...... So i thought..

Din talk much to her aft that since i din have her phone number and her msn conversation skills were comparable to a baby learning to speak - almost non-existence! And somehow i kept believing or hoping, either one, whichever makes you happy, that i could still get her. Oh yea, missed an impt part of the story, just before she quit, she spoke to me, for the very first time on msn, since I'm always the one initiating the conversation, duh.. She told me she wanted to recruit me into her "business", and would call me to tell me more..

My response? "EH YOU MLM AH?!?"
Her reply? " What is MLM?"

Moving on, that call almost never came.. Waited 1 week, 2 weeks, 3 weeks..

Then another redbull girl had a birthday party, and I met my crush over there.. Whole night i was trying to find my chance to talk to her, and it finally came when i left the party with her to go home, not my home, as in like our own home. So yea, basically this is the background of the story. What you need to take away from this background is that it was always me who initiates conversations and she is the one "playing hard to get".

So, after that party, the call finally came.. The call to recruit me to her "business".. She invited me down to take a look, keeping everything very discreet, only knowing to just come down and take a look for myself. I mean fine, we are guys, we have dicks, FOL - Fuck our lives, that is our weakness, so i went down.

Turns out, it is MLM. So there i was at their HQ, they explained every shit thing to me, their products, their success stories, etc etc.. Now to bring you back to the inverted commas of her "studies" as mentioned above. Obviously she quit redbull becos she dun have time for MLM, studies and her redbull job, but in order not to reveal her MLM background, it slipped her mind to mention that to me.

Whole time before i went down her "business", she never ever mentioned the word MLM. Even when i confronted her with a ,"You doing MLM?" at the conversation as mentioned above, she still deny it with a ,"what is MLM?". Well, it wasnt the first time she lied to me or failed to mention stuff to me. Not gonna list down but yea, basically she wasnt a very honest person. And for someone who wants to change peoples' impression of MLM, not being totally honest isnt the way to go, so is really FAIL. Sorry, it's not fail, it's EPIC FAIL! It just made me feel MLM is a lie to begin with, and that everything else you said, is not worth believing.

Thou I told her I'm not ready for this, she probably somehow still believed she could convince me to join. Cos after this encounter, we exchanged numbers and we started smsing. We started to have a REAL conversation. Amazing... FYI, the very first time when she initiate to speak to me on msn abt MLM, I still went to make fun of her by saying you only talking to me now since you want me to join ur business, and of cos she denied this intention. DUH

I agreed to join her MLM group for dinner on Depavali, yup the dick took charge again. It was all going well, i was getting to know her better, talking more, but then it changed. Maybe she felt she is wasting too much time on me, cos the request for me to come down to join her at the MLM HQ was more and more persistant. At first, after every conversation, it was just a casual invite to join her classes at MLM. FYI, MLM conduct classes to "train" them, or teach them to cheat on more ppl, whichever you wanna believe.

Then it became less conversations and more insistence on coming. I was never gonna go back MLM HQ cos it felt like a non-believer in church and the christains keep asking you to go down for altar call. At that moment in time, the phrase, "People dun care how much you know, until they know how much you care", really applies in my situation. I finally fully comprehand that statement. The way she "reached out" to me, was really EPIC fail.. It was the old CHC way of reaching out, insisting people to accept Christ. *Disclaimer - I dun speak for the whole church though*

Plus it was always me who initiate to speak to her, what kind of reaching out is that?? And always hiding stuff from me?? Really EPIC EPIC FAIL! So by now i was pretty much turned off already. How turned off I was, you may ask? I told Amos this, this is the first time I refused to reply a sms from the girl I like.. That is how bad it was..

When I finally did reply her, I told her plainly, straightforward, I am not the guy you are looking for to join this business, etc etc.. FYI, she claims she selects "quality business partners" to join her.

Her reply? She claimed she has alot of "quality leaders" under her care, and she thought she could "groom" me -YA RIGHT, she just joined the business half a year back only, to be like one of them but it seems I am an unwilling learner, and she thought I was more than that. Following this reply was the "parting shot". She carried on saying that in the end it was up to her to decided if i was capable or not, and after hearing abt my family situation, she thought i would want to do something about it. FYI, I shared with her my family situation cos she shared hers first, so i felt obliged to return the favor.

My reply? I said I think your mind is made up on what you think of me alr.. But at this point, nothing i say will matter alr..

My exact thoughts? FWAH, you bitch, wanna bring mother into this situation ah, wanna play mother now ah.. My mother would be more happy that I din join MLM ah! Dun talk until as if you know my mother please..

FYI, to the MLM people, they keep focusing on two aspects to "cheat" people.. First, most common, do u wanna work office 8-5 job for the rest of your life? If not join MLM.. Secondly they will ask you if you paying ur own school fees, cos the norm there is they earn so much that they can afford their own school fees and dun wanna burden their parents, so they wanna play the filial card with you.. If you dun pay your own, you are not filial, dun matter what other good qualities you have, if parents pay your school fees, you deserve to be struck by lightning and die.

And as for her "parting shot", when i read it, i wanna laugh.. Like i said about how my old job, the airport job supervisor tried to give a "parting shot" to "scare" me, it was pathetic.. This crazy chic, tried to play the "guilty" card, but fail.. I dun feel a thing sorry, cos MLM is stupid, sure there are success stories, if you can bluff people well then good for you, hope you can sleep well at night.. And the way she phrased it, trained quality leaders? Haha, I leave it to you guys to decide how lame that even sounds.. If any of them is trained to be like her, i would be seriously worried.. hahaha..

Well, this is one of those stories before i meet the right one for me, I wun give up hope, I believe the right one is out there somewhere.. And when the time is right, it will all fall into place.. Patience.. :)